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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Walking back home from my morning meetings I was called a fallen woman by a stranger handing out "Christian" literature.
I do fall down a lot but I was upright at the time and it didn't stop him looking at my cleavage. 
What would a random stranger in the street call you?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"He would have got a slap from me, don't believe you didn't have a little décolletage on show"
I always have a little (sometimes a lot) of decolletage on show. Without a bit I look like I have no neck. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How did they know just from looking at you? What kind of meeting were you coming from??  "
Two work meetings discussing the audit and the staff. I must give out fallen woman vibes in black trousers and a long beige cardigan. He was outside Sainsbury's so maybe he said to others too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing. People look right through me like I'm invisible. It's weird. 
You're really a secret agent aren't you?
No.
Ah, but you would have to say that if you were!  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was once told I was going straight to hell, after I came out of Ann Summers with a big bag full of stuff.
I said "yep, but it'll be one hell of a ride!" "
and which item from Anna summers will you be riding into hell? Do you have a outfit in mind? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once told I was going straight to hell, after I came out of Ann Summers with a big bag full of stuff.
I said "yep, but it'll be one hell of a ride!"
and which item from Anna summers will you be riding into hell? Do you have a outfit in mind? "
booby drops
(Here's hoping) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once told I was going straight to hell, after I came out of Ann Summers with a big bag full of stuff.
I said "yep, but it'll be one hell of a ride!" "
Front row seats please.
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