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Taking a Contract out on someone

By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Well I just found myself having a rant at my tv because Andy Townsend once again regurgitated a load of tripe out of his mouth whilst imitating a commentator on itv. I ended the rant by saying that I'd love to take a contract out on his life.

So thought that I'd come and ask you barmy lot who you'd want to be taken out by an assassin. So come on my lovelies, dig out your most hated celeb list and get sniping!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm....I don't think many people will want their name to go down on the Police/MI5 "Nutter to watch list"!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personally i wouldnt waste my hard earned cash on taking a contract out, I find it much cheaper to turn the Tv off

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's cofidential

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I just found myself having a rant at my tv because Andy Townsend once again regurgitated a load of tripe out of his mouth whilst imitating a commentator on itv. I ended the rant by saying that I'd love to take a contract out on his life.

So thought that I'd come and ask you barmy lot who you'd want to be taken out by an assassin. So come on my lovelies, dig out your most hated celeb list and get sniping!"

Oh deary me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

So thought that I'd come and ask you barmy lot who you'd want to be taken out by an assassin. So come on my lovelies, dig out your most hated celeb list and get sniping!"

I'm a great believer in DIY!

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Personally i wouldnt waste my hard earned cash on taking a contract out, I find it much cheaper to turn the Tv off

Gimp"

Usually that would be an option, however during this veritable football fest it most definitely is not the way to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's Andy Townsend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's Andy Townsend?"

Wasnt he a Captain during the battle of Britain ?

Gimp

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Who's Andy Townsend?"

Ex footballer who now commentates for itv

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

No celebrity annoys me enough.

Real life people however... I can think of a couple!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of quiet reflection may help. Away from a TV. Far, far away..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant say...I may be traced from here

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"No celebrity annoys me enough.

Real life people however... I can think of a couple!

Shouldn't you be trying to solve the crime instead of carrying it out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some threads just attract tumble...this may be one of those?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course if the price was right,id do it myself

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Of course if the price was right,id do it myself

I'll keep that in mind

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Some threads just attract tumble...this may be one of those?"

What difference does it make?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely no one. I operate the off switch. I am sure that most thinking folk do the same. We do have a choice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joey Barton tweeted during the rain interrupted England game that if there was a god a lightning bolt would take out Adrian Chiles and hopefully Andy Townshend as collateral damage.

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Joey Barton tweeted during the rain interrupted England game that if there was a god a lightning bolt would take out Adrian Chiles and hopefully Andy Townshend as collateral damage. "

Well I'm glad that I'm not the only who feels this way, even if the other guy is Mr Barton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not his agent or anything but funkymonkey has started a sideline in assassinations.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I cant say...I may be traced from here

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I'm not his agent or anything but funkymonkey has started a sideline in assassinations. "

I'm starting to wonder if there is any limit to funky's capabilities, that witch doctor has a lot to answer for

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