So I'm in a pub looking at a poster listing matches for the world cup thinking, eurgh, make sure I'm out while that's on, ah, I bet the shops will be quiet. Then I thought actually, fuck the shops, spend 90 minutes having a jolly good gangbang instead. Then it got me wondering, how many guys would miss the football for a GB. Well, after posting this in my status it seems a lot if men would 'fuck football, rather fuck Kat' etc etc. But I wonder how many would miss an England match or even the final... with England playing?! Who'd turn up? Would they confess to their friends why they missed the match? Will I in actual fact end up stretched out in my basque in a hotel room all on my own? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
A couple of years ago, I was in Cupids with a friend of mine.
In the group room, having a jolly good time, surrounded by males, all wanting to have their turn, when suddenly a cry went out, and they all legged it!!!
Leaving me there, legs akimbo, a gust of wind where there was, seconds ago, a strapping young man, wondering what the hell I'd done.
Me and friend got our towels, went through, only to find all said males sat on the couch watching football, and that was only a friendly England game.
So hunnie, you have no hope if England get to the final!!!!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So I'm in a pub looking at a poster listing matches for the world cup thinking, eurgh, make sure I'm out while that's on, ah, I bet the shops will be quiet. Then I thought actually, fuck the shops, spend 90 minutes having a jolly good gangbang instead. Then it got me wondering, how many guys would miss the football for a GB. Well, after posting this in my status it seems a lot if men would 'fuck football, rather fuck Kat' etc etc. But I wonder how many would miss an England match or even the final... with England playing?! Who'd turn up? Would they confess to their friends why they missed the match? Will I in actual fact end up stretched out in my basque in a hotel room all on my own?"
Stick a meet ad up in the Scottish forums - You'll get all the guys you want!! lol
  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"ALL of them?
I've had loads of messages saying they don't care about football - all mouth then?!
I suspect you're right. I'll take a good book with me then, just in case!"
Well not all but i do wonder the ones that say they are not might be reminiscent to Dwane Dibbly or some anorak wearing man  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So I'm in a pub looking at a poster listing matches for the world cup thinking, eurgh, make sure I'm out while that's on, ah, I bet the shops will be quiet. Then I thought actually, fuck the shops, spend 90 minutes having a jolly good gangbang instead. Then it got me wondering, how many guys would miss the football for a GB. Well, after posting this in my status it seems a lot if men would 'fuck football, rather fuck Kat' etc etc. But I wonder how many would miss an England match or even the final... with England playing?! Who'd turn up? Would they confess to their friends why they missed the match? Will I in actual fact end up stretched out in my basque in a hotel room all on my own?"
Would i get a breather and an orange at half time? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"But I wonder how many would miss an England match or even the final... with England playing?! Who'd turn up? Would they confess to their friends why they missed the match? Will I in actual fact end up stretched out in my basque in a hotel room all on my own?"
Try me! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So I'm in a pub looking at a poster listing matches for the world cup thinking, eurgh, make sure I'm out while that's on, ah, I bet the shops will be quiet. Then I thought actually, fuck the shops, spend 90 minutes having a jolly good gangbang instead. Then it got me wondering, how many guys would miss the football for a GB. Well, after posting this in my status it seems a lot if men would 'fuck football, rather fuck Kat' etc etc. But I wonder how many would miss an England match or even the final... with England playing?! Who'd turn up? Would they confess to their friends why they missed the match? Will I in actual fact end up stretched out in my basque in a hotel room all on my own?
Would i get a breather and an orange at half time?"
Perhaps i should have rephrased it as a change of ends?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Football or Gangbang?
If it was a Premiership match, I'd forego that for a gangbang no problem, but England is a different matter entirely and even Miss World couldn't tempt me to miss watching England play in the World Cup Final - I'd never forgive myelf if we won and I was too busy scoring to watch it!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
haha what a great forum......personally I would use the wonder of sky plus, record the game, go to the hotel for an afternoon/night of amazingly hot sex and when the game with a cold beer when I got home!
problme solved haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"haha what a great forum......personally I would use the wonder of sky plus, record the game, go to the hotel for an afternoon/night of amazingly hot sex and when the game with a cold beer when I got home!
problme solved haha "
you say that... but that would never work!!!
could you imagine being the last person in the country to know... you would be gutted!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"haha what a great forum......personally I would use the wonder of sky plus, record the game, go to the hotel for an afternoon/night of amazingly hot sex and when the game with a cold beer when I got home!
problme solved haha
you say that... but that would never work!!!
could you imagine being the last person in the country to know... you would be gutted!!!! "
Especially if your Scottish  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
