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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That having a new piece of furniture can lead to 4/5 hours of completely re-arranging the living room  Pah...only 4/5 hours.....took me two days last time! "
I work quick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That having a new piece of furniture can lead to 4/5 hours of completely re-arranging the living room "
I knew that but I'm in the same boat today, nightmare eh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I am totally sane, have no 3 year old profile with no veri males messaging me; have the same body I had ages 18 ..... wake up! wake up! wake up!!!! What the hell .... I am a better person today than I was yesterday because of good and bad experiences ..... fuck me I need sleep I got up on Saturday  |
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I already knew o have amazing friends and was anticipating a really good summer but I now know it's going to be a fantabulous summer! 
(that's me in my sunglasses with a glass of wine watching the sun set in one of the most beautiful places in the world that is ) |
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" with a glass of wine watching the sun set in one of the most beautiful places in the world that is )
Sherwood Pit Tip in Mansfield?   "
Nah, I'd need a gas mask smilie for that one!
(that's me with a scarf over my face cos I can't find a gas mask) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I would me seeking alternative employment
Just been made redundant 
Oh god it's coming in three's for you...good luck with the job front  "
Not having much luck with life at the moment. But I'm seeing it all as new experiences. |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
That I would be able to walk better today.
Also tjat being so good at work ladt week made things change for the next year that I didn't want. I should have been crap last week to alter my fate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That my friends new pony has a crusty knob & I've had a full explanation at lunchtime about how she has to clean it off !
It put me right off my salad !  |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"That my friends new pony has a crusty knob & I've had a full explanation at lunchtime about how she has to clean it off !
It put me right off my salad ! "
Lucky you weren't eating bratwurst. |
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"That I would me seeking alternative employment
Just been made redundant
Oh god it's coming in three's for you...good luck with the job front
Not having much luck with life at the moment. But I'm seeing it all as new experiences. "
You have to and the age old saying what doesn't kill you makes you stronger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That if a woman is pregnant and uses a vibrator. The child may be born with a stutter.
...well, that's what i read on a status update. It has to be true right?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That having a full English Breakfast with a pint of Spitfire at 06.30 hrs is a very good thing to do "
Certainly different wheel chocks away and
Off we go...  |
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That ;
Thomas Mueller is an fffing cheat and should be ashamed of himself!
That ;
Real men dont roll about about on the ground clutching their face like they have been shot in it(when they havent)
That ;
Thomas Mueller is a non man fffing cheat who whould be ashamed of himself..
That ;
This demonstrates why a 4th official is urgently needed-its too important NOT to have one,surely?
That ;
if i ever meet Thomas Mueller ,im gonna tell him how much I fancy him with a view to getting him back to mine to see my handcuffs and restraints ..
Once restrained and helpless, I`m going to explain to him
a) why cheats shouldnt prosper
b) that if you relax it will hurt less
and
c) `Scream all you want you moany little bitch,like you did to get Pepe sent off... No one can hear you and it WONT make me go any easier on you,you lying no mark of a `man` whose a fffing cheat and scumbag who should be ashamed of yourself!`
Grrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the wooden steps at the bottom of my garden are rotten -- I just fell through them -- lovely big bruise on my bum cheek"
Get some arnica on it
If you have any I find it good for getting
Bruise,s out and soothing mind where you
Sit thou.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a more positive note ^ bees are being used to detect drugs in airports "
I wonder what species of bee
Their useing There,s plenty around this
Year bumblebees that is.... dogs First and now bees I wonder who the Brainchild was for that hope they have
ways of stopping the bees stinging yer
obviously they are controlled not
On the wing what am I thinking....  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"That ;
Thomas Mueller is an fffing cheat and should be ashamed of himself!
That ;
Real men dont roll about about on the ground clutching their face like they have been shot in it(when they havent)
That ;
Thomas Mueller is a non man fffing cheat who whould be ashamed of himself..
That ;
This demonstrates why a 4th official is urgently needed-its too important NOT to have one,surely?
That ;
if i ever meet Thomas Mueller ,im gonna tell him how much I fancy him with a view to getting him back to mine to see my handcuffs and restraints ..
Once restrained and helpless, I`m going to explain to him
a) why cheats shouldnt prosper
b) that if you relax it will hurt less
and
c) `Scream all you want you moany little bitch,like you did to get Pepe sent off... No one can hear you and it WONT make me go any easier on you,you lying no mark of a `man` whose a fffing cheat and scumbag who should be ashamed of yourself!`
Grrrrrr "
That Pepe is a petulant twat, intent is intent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a more positive note ^ bees are being used to detect drugs in airports My dog squasged Benjamin the Bumble Bee today "
Well he better be at the airport tommorow making up for his destructive behaviour |
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