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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It will go no further.

Trust me

Psycho..Ferapist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I keep tropical fish in my underpants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I keep tropical fish in my underpants. "

kissing Gouramis ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead or alive...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there life on Mars?

Is there life in Peckham?

What's that switch over there for?

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By *ittyticklerCouple over a year ago

Bristol

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i don't have any secrets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It will go no further.

Trust me

Psycho..Ferapist "

I have 6 toes on my left foot.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"It will go no further.

Trust me

Psycho..Ferapist

I have 6 toes on my left foot."

I have 6 feet on my left toe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It will go no further.

Trust me

Psycho..Ferapist

I have 6 toes on my left foot."

See! thats interesting

Gimp

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a pussy in my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i keep a rabbit in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i keep a rabbit in the garden "

You do realise that voids the Warrenty

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Warranty even

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp"

This one purrs when 'I' vibrate lol

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"It will go no further.

Trust me

Psycho..Ferapist

I have 6 toes on my left foot."
where does the sixth little piggy go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp

This one purrs when 'I' vibrate lol

Hold that thought while i have a "Moment"

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually straight !!!!

Hey no-one said the secret has to be true,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm actually straight !!!!

Hey no-one said the secret has to be true,,,,

Heyy theres nothing wrong with Lesbianism in this modern world

Gimp

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp

This one purrs when 'I' vibrate lol

Hold that thought while i have a "Moment"

Gimp"

As long as it's not a 'senior moment'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp

This one purrs when 'I' vibrate lol

Hold that thought while i have a "Moment"

Gimp

As long as it's not a 'senior moment'

OUCH! is that French for Mature

Gimp

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp

This one purrs when 'I' vibrate lol

Hold that thought while i have a "Moment"

Gimp

As long as it's not a 'senior moment'

OUCH! is that French for Mature

Gimp

Nothing wrong with French Mature... like a good Camembert or a good wine lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp

This one purrs when 'I' vibrate lol

Hold that thought while i have a "Moment"

Gimp

As long as it's not a 'senior moment'

OUCH! is that French for Mature

Gimp

Nothing wrong with French Mature... like a good Camembert or a good wine lol

The wine i do but french cheese?We beat you hands down on that one

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell me no secrets, I'll tell you no lies.....

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By *erotic_adventureMan over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"I have a pussy in my knickers

...and two calves in your tights, what no beaver?

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have a pussy in my knickers

Do you Vibrate when it Purrs

Gimp

This one purrs when 'I' vibrate lol

Hold that thought while i have a "Moment"

Gimp

As long as it's not a 'senior moment'

OUCH! is that French for Mature

Gimp

Nothing wrong with French Mature... like a good Camembert or a good wine lol

The wine i do but french cheese?We beat you hands down on that one

Gimp"

;-)

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

I'm watching the footie

Naked

Don't tell the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching the footie

Naked

Don't tell the neighbours

No need

Your on their sofa

Gimp

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

"I'm watching the footie

Naked

Don't tell the neighbours

No need

Your on their sofa

Gimp"

Dam I thought someone had decorated my lounge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really fancy naughty max....shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sneak out at night in my Mankini and go tickling badgers with spoons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I pushed Humpty Dumpty off that Great Wall

Not one of my proudest moments.

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By *oeyleicesterMan over a year ago

Leicester

I'm Batman, there's my secret

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

When i was 8i liked the idea of chocolate cigarettes that much i stole 72p from my mums purse and went to the local shop and made up a story that they were for my birthday party so could i have 24packets please.

I got the fags and hid them.only for the shop keeper to grass me in.i got into so much bother i was in shock and to this day there is 24packets of chocolate cigarettes buried in a field but i still cant find them

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. .its the shawshank redemption of the chocolate cigarettes world

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I keep tropical fish in my underpants. "

Spookily I keep a one eyed trouser snake in mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/06/14 00:45:10]"

Now that's a secret.

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

[Removed by force at 16/06/14

00:55:10]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab crush! Who moi never! It's a secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see dead people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see dead people

So does _scotsman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work for MI5 but I'm not allowed to tell anyone.....its a secret....shhhhh..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Ms McG removed by MI5 at 16/06/14 01:36:26]

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By *oeyleicesterMan over a year ago

Leicester

"[Ms McG removed by MI5 at 16/06/14 01:36:26]"

Let's hope MI5 doesn't remove all the gorgeous girl or else they'll have a lot of men and women to deal with lol

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

You promise you'll not tell anyone cos this is baaaaaad (makes sure theres no 1 lissening) I pulled a 19 yr old last night an iv the photos to prove it

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

"You promise you'll not tell anyone cos this is baaaaaad (makes sure theres no 1 lissening) I pulled a 19 yr old last night an iv the photos to prove it

U jammy git lol lets see the pics then mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It will go no further.

Trust me

Psycho..Ferapist "

No.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"You promise you'll not tell anyone cos this is baaaaaad (makes sure theres no 1 lissening) I pulled a 19 yr old last night an iv the photos to prove it

U jammy git lol lets see the pics then mate"

Noooooo way haha

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

IM a lion tamer

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Im STILL not home ner na ner na ner ner

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I dont even tell the wife my secrets, so you have no chance of me telling you .

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