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By *reg_fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Hoxton

I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Astronaught here. Z

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a rocket man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a Bouncer at Mothercare

Gimp

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Brain Surgeon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spartacus

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By *itten-xxxWoman  over a year ago

North West

Professional bed tester

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Tea bag stitcher.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/06/14 20:03:59]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Designer/DJ/producer/badass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dosser paid for by the state

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By *reg_fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Hoxton

Hahaha, not the responses I was expecting, but entertaining nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cum tester

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By *lassyandadventurousMan  over a year ago

England and Wales

I work in a bannana bending factory .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

community support worker for people with mental health problems/mum/homekeeper/ etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pants designer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a solicitor specialising in intellectual property rights. #yawn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Test Pilot for Airfix.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Spartacus "

No, I'm Spartacus

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By *entadreadMan  over a year ago

Essex

Knife thrower's assistant.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Freelance TitWanker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spartacus "

No im sparticus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Witch Doctor xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Groom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spartacus

No im sparticus"

Oh no your not

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I make tartan paint.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oral cock measurer

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Hoping to start up as a dungeon furniture designer and maker.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Rocket scientist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spartacus

No, I'm Spartacus "

NO I am.... ( stomps her little kitten heeled shoes )

I am Spartacus

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By *xpresMan  over a year ago

Elland

Class 1 truck driver..

hate it

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Spartacus

No im sparticus

Oh no your not

I'm Spartacus "

No no no....

I'm Spartacus

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Sky hook designer on the side. Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bond, James Bond

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pirate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Freeloader

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spartacus

No im sparticus

Oh no your not

I'm Spartacus "

NO im Sparticu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Under water wood welder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spartacus

No im sparticus

Oh no your not

I'm Spartacus

No no no....

I'm Spartacus

"

I am Spartacus

I said it first! So it must be true!

You can be my wench if you like! But you can't be Spartacus

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By *picyspiregirlCouple  over a year ago

chesterfield

I drill the holes in Swiss cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a skint gigilo.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'll give you a choice of 3 careers for me, all or none of which may be correct:

1, international lady of mystery, fighting crime, baffling bandits and picking up packets of hobnobs for old ladies in Tesco

2, comedy script right, specialising in scenarios so bizarre and outlandish that not even Q Milligan would consider them. I do a lot of work for BBC3.

3, PA to a famous household name that no one has ever heard of.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a bit of a typophile too but mostly it's other stuff that pays the bills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a stunt double for Spartacus,,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Panto horse rear end, Neigh Joking.

O YES I AM

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am a street graffiti artist

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By *atsnCorsetsCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

We're both not allowed to tell you. National Security and all that jazz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm spunkticus.

Pay's not great but the perks are superb.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a rocket man "

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

Till touch down brings me round again to find

I'm not the man they think I am at home

Oh no no no I'm a rocket man

Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put the bubbles on spirit levels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In even

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Own our own company

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By *reg_fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Hoxton


"I'm a bit of a typophile too but mostly it's other stuff that pays the bills"

Gotta love those letters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a borrower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where are all the other sexy nurses then we seem to meet all of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok i lied, I'm a Crash test Dummy (Retired)

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One sided thong manufacturer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a bit of a typophile too but mostly it's other stuff that pays the bills

Gotta love those letters "

Oh yes. I also love the rule of thirds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pro dom

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Professional bed wetter"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd. "

Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fudgina groomer.

Pubic Topiarist for the posher clientele.

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By *imon_hydeMan  over a year ago

Stockport

I'm a programmer, people are never surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i count money

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By *llie RoseWoman  over a year ago

By the seaside

I make designer bubbles for spirit levels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bovine insemination engineer

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

I am a Hotel Manager

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i count money "

Never count other people's money...HA.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm Banksy

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By *nigmatic1Woman  over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I knit shred dies with all the nanas

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By *nigmatic1Woman  over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I knit shred dies with all the nanas "

shreddies ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Convert left handed hammers for use by right handed people.

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By *mallteaserWoman  over a year ago

Central

Teacher x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i count money

Never count other people's money...HA."

it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bra strap tester

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police."

Oh bugger you know me then

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Criminal

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By *thyorksCouple  over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

Chew seeds for gummy parrots...!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put the holes in polos

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

As little as possible!

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By *pock123Couple  over a year ago

sheffield

mortician

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tassle Tester

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im a retired underwater woodwelder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Low altitude air tester

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

Ive signed the Official Secrets Act, so I can't possibly tell you.

I send emails all day and jump to huge assumptions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police.

Oh bugger you know me then

Gimp"

I GOT YOUR number...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moon sheriff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a professional welly tosser, & I sit in for the Stig on sick days.

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm our site's OSRMC...prize for the best definition

(The more generic term would be Database Administrator, but I'm in a speshulised field)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a volunteer fairy princess by night.

But during the day I'm a cook, cleaner, fetcher, entertainer, washer, dryer, carer.

Also a nappy changer, food target, punching bag, face wiper, pillow, fun aunty, evil aunty, annoying person who insists on food being eaten and not played with, chaser, climber, Mrs shouty, Mrs doormat, and all round busy bee.

I also dabble in flirting, fucking and sucking.

And I get paid in love, food, and spanking, respectively.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Under water wood welder "

Hey I am too did that in holland in the 90s lol

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By *icarswife45Woman  over a year ago

wiltshire town near Bath

International spy.....oops just blown my cover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chief taster for walkers crisps.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My day job is counting lamp posts, I also currently have a part time occupation as a fully fledged window licker, although I'm considering packing them both in and concentrating all the skills at my disposal and becoming a full time pigeon botherer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm an amateur gynaecologist, don't know what I am doing but just like to keep my hand in.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot "

A shit one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im a biscuit tester

oh crumbs

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

Show fragile souls the way on their final journey.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jaffa Cake orange jelly injector

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot

A shit one "

I thought I was brilliant

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot

A shit one I thought I was brilliant "

Is that how you bumped off the moth/dragon?

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By *ohohoWoman  over a year ago

Up North


"Spartacus "

No I'm Spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus. "

Not you as well

Neither yourself or the other Spartacus wannabes are Spartacus

I am Spartacus....

Now let that be the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police.

Oh bugger you know me then

Gimp

I GOT YOUR number... "

Youve been looking in the Newsagents window again

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot

A shit one I thought I was brilliant

Is that how you bumped off the moth/dragon? "

Well I tried sitting on it but it liked it

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd. "

I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reporter

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm a solicitor specialising in intellectual property rights. #yawn"

No, you're just passing off as a solicitor.

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By *erotic_adventureMan  over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Intrepid sun reporter...

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Moon sheriff"

I thought you were a here today gone tomorrower.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Intrepid sun reporter..."
aint seen you in the office

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus.

Not you as well

Neither yourself or the other Spartacus wannabes are Spartacus

I am Spartacus....

Now let that be the end of it "

Don't worry about it, I gave up trying to be Spartacus a couple of years ago, now I have competition from several Dirty Harrys' ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot "

failure im afraid x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nurse for 37.5

Carer for the rest of the time x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a Paramedic

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm an old lady sleuth.

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By *erotic_adventureMan  over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


"Intrepid sun reporter...aint seen you in the office "

...pop unto my office first right at the end of the corridor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sell industrial operating system software... Yep, geek!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Intrepid sun reporter...aint seen you in the office

...pop unto my office first right at the end of the corridor"

ah but which floor in which building

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I put the bop in the bop doo wop doo wop, and sometimes I put the ram in the ramalama ding dong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Retail

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By *erotic_adventureMan  over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


"Intrepid sun reporter...aint seen you in the office

...pop unto my office first right at the end of the corridorah but which floor in which building "

...about time you visted the exceutives on the top floor....the surroundings are palacial

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm The Stig

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple  over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Manager for a property law firm. Nothing exciting

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

sydney university picture collector

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By *mmabluTV/TS  over a year ago

upton wirral

nerd spotter

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Retail "

Puppies & kittens only, or does that include all kinds of wildlife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

get lost alot on trains lol

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By *himanMan  over a year ago

chichester

Shop worker

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By *lanwoodMan  over a year ago

Alton

I chew hammers in my spare time. I'm not a professional, I am ammerchewer.

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

International playboy and man of mystery.... Jayne is a tea-lady.

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple  over a year ago

markinch

I make left handed cups and mr does long stands

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By *erotic_adventureMan  over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


"I make left handed cups and mr does long stands "

surprised your not decorating with the tartan paint and fitting the sky hooks

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple  over a year ago

Fareham

I'm a Hobbit stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bookie...and love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a princess.

(Flutters his eyes)

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm a princess.

(Flutters his eyes)

"

Ooh, some bloke on another thread's looking for you then...

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple  over a year ago

markinch


"Bookie...and love it "

Book us in lol blow n go lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

International man and woman of mystery

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By *iss-PinkWoman  over a year ago

Gloucester

Sydney University researcher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Assasin and part time monkey trainer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I chew bread for gummy ducks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nob Jockey

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

Rocking horse shit collector

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a lot of unemployed or at least underemployed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm an honest politician..... ok I lied about that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If i tell you I'd have to kill you...

Alex...Ldn Alex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I work in Television.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spartacus "

Impossible am Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.

"

If you're into that type of thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I chew hammers in my spare time. I'm not a professional, I am ammerchewer."

pmsl x

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By *reg_fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Hoxton


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.

"

90% of my books are typography based. Even a member of St Bride Library – so many beautiful books

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a black pudding bender

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I work in Television.

"

How do you get into that......

I mean it's so small there can't be much room in there.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knife thrower's assistant. "

*Breaking news...!!!

Simon Cowell has a profile on Fabswingers...

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.

90% of my books are typography based. Even a member of St Bride Library – so many beautiful books "

Lucky you - I've wanted to have a nosy in there.

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Pleasure delivery driver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a well known ex professional football player for a premiership team with a drink, drugs and sex addiction problem....

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By *reg_fun OP   Man  over a year ago

Hoxton


"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.

Bit of a nerd.

I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.

90% of my books are typography based. Even a member of St Bride Library – so many beautiful books

Lucky you - I've wanted to have a nosy in there.

"

You should some day! It's a great place

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS  over a year ago

Bedford

Im a nipple greaser.Lot of demand in this line of work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am the Krankies fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the Krankies fluffer "

Omg that is soooo wrong on every level imaginable lol...!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am the Krankies fluffer "

Good god... I hope that pays really really well...

Thats got to be the most disturbing job on the planet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im a Pornstar with a small cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Timelord

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Intellectual.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tap Dancer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Masseur

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers."

I believe you.

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By *amamanMan  over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

I am a carer for "alice " you all know her .... peggy sue,s best pal ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers.

I believe you. "

I'm tempted to believe you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers."

Really...!!! ??

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers.

I believe you.

I'm tempted to believe you."

Finally, you're tempted.

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By *homCrownMan  over a year ago

West Fife


"I'm The Stig "

Sorry... but I.. am The Stig!

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