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By *reg_fun OP Man
over a year ago
Hoxton |
I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd. |
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over a year ago
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I'm a rocket man ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I'm a Bouncer at Mothercare
Gimp |
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over a year ago
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Spartacus ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Tea bag stitcher. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Designer/DJ/producer/badass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dosser paid for by the state |
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By *reg_fun OP Man
over a year ago
Hoxton |
Hahaha, not the responses I was expecting, but entertaining nonetheless ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cum tester ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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I work in a bannana bending factory . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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community support worker for people with mental health problems/mum/homekeeper/ etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pants designer ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a solicitor specialising in intellectual property rights. #yawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Test Pilot for Airfix. |
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"Spartacus "
No, I'm Spartacus ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spartacus "
No im sparticus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Witch Doctor xx |
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over a year ago
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Groom ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make tartan paint. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oral cock measurer |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Hoping to start up as a dungeon furniture designer and maker.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spartacus
No, I'm Spartacus "
NO I am.... ( stomps her little kitten heeled shoes )
I am Spartacus ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
Class 1 truck driver..
hate it |
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"Spartacus
No im sparticus
Oh no your not
I'm Spartacus "
No no no....
I'm Spartacus
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Sky hook designer on the side. Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bond, James Bond |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pirate. ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freeloader ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Under water wood welder |
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over a year ago
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"Spartacus
No im sparticus
Oh no your not
I'm Spartacus
No no no....
I'm Spartacus
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I am Spartacus
I said it first! So it must be true!
You can be my wench if you like! But you can't be Spartacus ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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I drill the holes in Swiss cheese. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a skint gigilo. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'll give you a choice of 3 careers for me, all or none of which may be correct:
1, international lady of mystery, fighting crime, baffling bandits and picking up packets of hobnobs for old ladies in Tesco
2, comedy script right, specialising in scenarios so bizarre and outlandish that not even Q Milligan would consider them. I do a lot of work for BBC3.
3, PA to a famous household name that no one has ever heard of.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a bit of a typophile too but mostly it's other stuff that pays the bills |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a stunt double for Spartacus,,, ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Panto horse rear end, Neigh Joking.
O YES I AM |
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We're both not allowed to tell you. National Security and all that jazz![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm spunkticus.
Pay's not great but the perks are superb. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a rocket man "
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I put the bubbles on spirit levels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In even |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Own our own company |
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By *reg_fun OP Man
over a year ago
Hoxton |
"I'm a bit of a typophile too but mostly it's other stuff that pays the bills"
Gotta love those letters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a borrower ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where are all the other sexy nurses then we seem to meet all of them ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok i lied, I'm a Crash test Dummy (Retired)
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One sided thong manufacturer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit of a typophile too but mostly it's other stuff that pays the bills
Gotta love those letters "
Oh yes. I also love the rule of thirds ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pro dom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd. "
Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Fudgina groomer.
Pubic Topiarist for the posher clientele. |
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I'm a programmer, people are never surprised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i count money |
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I make designer bubbles for spirit levels
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bovine insemination engineer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i count money "
Never count other people's money...HA. |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
I knit shred dies with all the nanas ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"I knit shred dies with all the nanas "
shreddies ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Convert left handed hammers for use by right handed people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i count money
Never count other people's money...HA."
it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Bra strap tester ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd.
Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police."
Oh bugger you know me then
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Criminal ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *thyorksCouple
over a year ago
ROTHERHAM |
Chew seeds for gummy parrots...! ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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over a year ago
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I put the holes in polos ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
As little as possible! ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tassle Tester |
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over a year ago
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Im a retired underwater woodwelder ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Low altitude air tester |
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Ive signed the Official Secrets Act, so I can't possibly tell you.
I send emails all day and jump to huge assumptions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd.
Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police.
Oh bugger you know me then
Gimp"
I GOT YOUR number... ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moon sheriff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a professional welly tosser, & I sit in for the Stig on sick days. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'm our site's OSRMC...prize for the best definition
(The more generic term would be Database Administrator, but I'm in a speshulised field) ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a volunteer fairy princess by night.
But during the day I'm a cook, cleaner, fetcher, entertainer, washer, dryer, carer.
Also a nappy changer, food target, punching bag, face wiper, pillow, fun aunty, evil aunty, annoying person who insists on food being eaten and not played with, chaser, climber, Mrs shouty, Mrs doormat, and all round busy bee.
I also dabble in flirting, fucking and sucking.
And I get paid in love, food, and spanking, respectively. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Under water wood welder "
Hey I am too did that in holland in the 90s lol |
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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago
wiltshire town near Bath |
International spy.....oops just blown my cover ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chief taster for walkers crisps. |
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My day job is counting lamp posts, I also currently have a part time occupation as a fully fledged window licker, although I'm considering packing them both in and concentrating all the skills at my disposal and becoming a full time pigeon botherer ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an amateur gynaecologist, don't know what I am doing but just like to keep my hand in..... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot "
A shit one ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im a biscuit tester
oh crumbs |
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Show fragile souls the way on their final journey. ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jaffa Cake orange jelly injector |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot
A shit one " I thought I was brilliant ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot
A shit one I thought I was brilliant "
Is that how you bumped off the moth/dragon? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
"Spartacus "
No I'm Spartacus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spartacus
No I'm Spartacus. "
Not you as well
Neither yourself or the other Spartacus wannabes are Spartacus
I am Spartacus....
Now let that be the end of it ![](/icons/s/surprised.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd.
Fingerprint examiner for the Metropolitan Police.
Oh bugger you know me then
Gimp
I GOT YOUR number... "
Youve been looking in the Newsagents window again
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot
A shit one I thought I was brilliant
Is that how you bumped off the moth/dragon? " Well I tried sitting on it but it liked it ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd. "
I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reporter ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm a solicitor specialising in intellectual property rights. #yawn"
No, you're just passing off as a solicitor.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Moon sheriff"
I thought you were a here today gone tomorrower.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Intrepid sun reporter... " aint seen you in the office ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Spartacus
No I'm Spartacus.
Not you as well
Neither yourself or the other Spartacus wannabes are Spartacus
I am Spartacus....
Now let that be the end of it "
Don't worry about it, I gave up trying to be Spartacus a couple of years ago, now I have competition from several Dirty Harrys' ffs ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a very experienced kamikaze pilot "
failure im afraid x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nurse for 37.5
Carer for the rest of the time x
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over a year ago
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I'm a Paramedic |
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"Intrepid sun reporter... aint seen you in the office "
...pop unto my office first right at the end of the corridor![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Sell industrial operating system software... Yep, geek!! |
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over a year ago
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I put the bop in the bop doo wop doo wop, and sometimes I put the ram in the ramalama ding dong ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Retail |
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"Intrepid sun reporter... aint seen you in the office
...pop unto my office first right at the end of the corridor ah but which floor in which building "
...about time you visted the exceutives on the top floor....the surroundings are palacial ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I'm The Stig ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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Manager for a property law firm. Nothing exciting |
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sydney university picture collector |
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"Retail "
Puppies & kittens only, or does that include all kinds of wildlife ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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over a year ago
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get lost alot on trains lol |
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I chew hammers in my spare time. I'm not a professional, I am ammerchewer. |
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International playboy and man of mystery.... Jayne is a tea-lady. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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I make left handed cups and mr does long stands ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I make left handed cups and mr does long stands "
surprised your not decorating with the tartan paint and fitting the sky hooks![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Bookie...and love it ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I'm a princess.
(Flutters his eyes)
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'm a princess.
(Flutters his eyes)
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Ooh, some bloke on another thread's looking for you then...
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"Bookie...and love it "
Book us in lol blow n go lol ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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International man and woman of mystery ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Assasin and part time monkey trainer |
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over a year ago
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I chew bread for gummy ducks |
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over a year ago
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Nob Jockey |
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over a year ago
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There's a lot of unemployed or at least underemployed ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I'm an honest politician..... ok I lied about that! |
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over a year ago
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If i tell you I'd have to kill you...
Alex...Ldn Alex ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I work in Television.
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over a year ago
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"Spartacus "
Impossible am Spartacus ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd.
I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.
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If you're into that type of thing ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"I chew hammers in my spare time. I'm not a professional, I am ammerchewer."
pmsl x |
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By *reg_fun OP Man
over a year ago
Hoxton |
"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd.
I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.
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90% of my books are typography based. Even a member of St Bride Library – so many beautiful books |
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over a year ago
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I'm a black pudding bender |
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over a year ago
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"I work in Television.
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How do you get into that......
I mean it's so small there can't be much room in there..... |
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over a year ago
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"Knife thrower's assistant. "
*Breaking news...!!!
Simon Cowell has a profile on Fabswingers... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd.
I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.
90% of my books are typography based. Even a member of St Bride Library – so many beautiful books "
Lucky you - I've wanted to have a nosy in there.
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over a year ago
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I'm a well known ex professional football player for a premiership team with a drink, drugs and sex addiction problem.... |
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By *reg_fun OP Man
over a year ago
Hoxton |
"I'm a graphic designer, specialising in typography.
Bit of a nerd.
I do like a font. Typography books are very alluring.
90% of my books are typography based. Even a member of St Bride Library – so many beautiful books
Lucky you - I've wanted to have a nosy in there.
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You should some day! It's a great place |
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Im a nipple greaser.Lot of demand in this line of work ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I am the Krankies fluffer ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"I am the Krankies fluffer "
Omg that is soooo wrong on every level imaginable lol...!! |
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"I am the Krankies fluffer "
Good god... I hope that pays really really well...
Thats got to be the most disturbing job on the planet |
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over a year ago
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Im a Pornstar with a small cock lol![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Timelord |
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over a year ago
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Intellectual. |
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over a year ago
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Tap Dancer |
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over a year ago
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Masseur |
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over a year ago
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I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers."
I believe you. ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By *amamanMan
over a year ago
Inverness and around. ... |
I am a carer for "alice " you all know her .... peggy sue,s best pal .... |
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over a year ago
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"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers.
I believe you. "
I'm tempted to believe you. |
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over a year ago
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"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers."
Really...!!! ?? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I write articles for The Daily Mail on swingers.
I believe you.
I'm tempted to believe you."
Finally, you're tempted. |
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"I'm The Stig "
Sorry... but I.. am The Stig! |
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