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Off Side rule explained for the ladies..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is the "offside rule" explained for women:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if the lady at the counter nips past the queue, before the purse is thrown, to give advice to a customer near the entrance?"
Then she's a silly sod for leaving the goal undefended |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"This is the "offside rule" explained for women:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!"
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"What if the lady at the counter nips past the queue, before the purse is thrown, to give advice to a customer near the entrance?
Then she's a silly sod for leaving the goal undefended"
But would it not be offside? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of us so actually understand tbe off side rule without a shopping explanation or salt and pepper pots! No, get your kit off and come here. Hahaha. X  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"What if the lady at the counter nips past the queue, before the purse is thrown, to give advice to a customer near the entrance?"
Offside,
Unless your Brazilian.
in that situation,the lady in front of you is escorted to the door by the security guards.
the shops japanese manager then insists you accept the shoes as a gift,and sacks the shop assistant,for unfairly moving out of position,
thus denying you a clear shoe buying opportunity.
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