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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Soft PLay areas in pubs always make me laugh

I was watching motor racing earlier and one team was sponsored by CBT. No idea what they do, but made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Soft PLay areas in pubs always make me laugh

I was watching motor racing earlier and one team was sponsored by CBT. No idea what they do, but made me chuckle! "

CBT in the motorbike world means Compulsery Bike Training,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when my daughter asked for a 'magic wand'

i near choked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Facials' advertised outside my local beauty salon.

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I had a mate who used to assemble bicycle wheels and, in so doing, would check their alignment by spinning them to measure any deflection in the rim - he would refer to this part of the process as "rimming" and explain to his customers that it was the most satisfying part of his job.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I found saying out loud to anybody are "coming" in public places ,

Meaning of bloody hurry up

Smirking. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watersports mentioned in Holiday Cottage rentals.

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By *LCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"'Facials' advertised outside my local beauty salon. "

I was walking past a salon near our Head Office and saw that advertised it made me chuckle.

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By *eMontresMan  over a year ago

Halesowen

Whenever I see a van/wagon for the courier DPD, I want to put the apostrophe in with a marker pen

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

Its your loss my facials are cheap with a free squirt of your favorite x x X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you order from Dorothy perkins the invoice has DP on it in big black letter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My grandad is naturally olive skinned so has a constant tan. When my sister asked why he always looked so Brown he said, and I quote

"Easy, I get teabagged every night."

Nearly choked on my sandwich. Me and my sister where in fits of giggles, he then asked what's funny about teabagging.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman  over a year ago

birmingham


"Soft PLay areas in pubs always make me laugh

I was watching motor racing earlier and one team was sponsored by CBT. No idea what they do, but made me chuckle!

CBT in the motorbike world means Compulsery Bike Training, "

Or Cognitive Behaviour Therapy to a shrink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glass blowers use a kiln with a hole in to keep the object they are making hot, this is known in the trade as a glory hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Glass blowers use a kiln with a hole in to keep the object they are making hot, this is known in the trade as a glory hole. "

I watch a programme called Gold Rush on Discovery. .. glory holes are mentioned a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I often have to demonstrate tea bag folding (it's nothing like it sounds!) but it gets called teabagging.

I spoke to someone the other day who referred to someone by their initials, DP!

And anytime I hear motorboating, I don't picture water!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cannot refer to a cashpoint as an ATM .. makes me cringe and snigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cannot refer to a cashpoint as an ATM .. makes me cringe and snigger "

ATM. ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BBC and when someone says I hope you have a fab day

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By *andWCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd


"When you order from Dorothy perkins the invoice has DP on it in big black letter "

And the hangers! I'd love a wardrobe full of them haha

Also love ATM!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Glass blowers use a kiln with a hole in to keep the object they are making hot, this is known in the trade as a glory hole.

I watch a programme called Gold Rush on Discovery. .. glory holes are mentioned a lot!"

Glory holes are big in the mining world, especially the US. Not sure cocks are bigger there.

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

MFM on the works restaurant menu: Meat Free Friday...funny on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That one poorly named English village

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When people say 'yeah, i'm coming'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely the DPD vans. One lives next door. I have a giggle everytime I see it. Hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read something the other day that was an example of a question, and it was 'what does BBC stand for?'

I didn't have the answer that was in the book!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

apparently anyone can enjoy watersports ... and fab lollies are still onsale

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

We've always referred to the under the stairs cupboard as the Glory Hole, I do smirk when I hear it now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Cannot refer to a cashpoint as an ATM .. makes me cringe and snigger

ATM. ? "

Ass to Mouth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

We were discussing weight when someone innocently said ...... I'm such a Greedy Girl.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

A certain sandwich chain... "My sub... My way"

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A certain sandwich chain... "My sub... My way"

Ruby x"

I'm waiting for them to produce King's sub

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Two women in a cafe were talking about CBT, helping them with thier phobias. I had to google it to make sure it was, cognative behaviour therapy.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"A certain sandwich chain... "My sub... My way"

Ruby x

I'm waiting for them to produce King's sub "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Plus all those cougars you see mad for it on wildlife shows makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cannot refer to a cashpoint as an ATM .. makes me cringe and snigger

ATM. ? "

Arse to mouth.. a gross practice IMHO some love of moving immediately from penetrating anally to being fellated by said person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

our local tyre spot garage had a sign a few weeks back that said "we can repair any Rim"

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