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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well, seeing as everyone has a thread based on age, race and all other sorts. I thought i might as well join the bandwagon and devote a thread to us gorgeous shorties. You know, give you something else to moan about lok.
I don't know what i want to say about it all though. Just felt like having a thread on the topic.
Well, i'm off to do some groceries and a trip to the butchers and fishmongers. May even pop over to Iceland with all the mums.
So, show us shorties some love please.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fine. Have your shorties thread to go with all the tall threads. Us average types will once again feel left out and stuck on the periphery...
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Well, keep some space for me to join you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No love here Pops as I have a phobia of midgets. You and Lickety in the same room is scarier than watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! "
Just you wait til next time. You got no where to go.
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Would be a very boring world if we were all the same.... Embrace who and what ya are and bollocks to the insecurities of others who feel the need to _xpress differences ta make themselves feel better! Go Pops! And enjoy ya shopping fest! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.
Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?"
Oi cheeky! Just because you're on heels most of the time!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.
Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?
Oi cheeky! Just because you're on heels most of the time!
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Right back at ya!  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.
Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?"
Which is why I picked that particular object. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people.
Aren't short people too close to the ground to use them?
Oi cheeky! Just because you're on heels most of the time!
Right back at ya! x"
Shhhhhh not out loud. They don't know i wear heels.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At 5'4 I thought I was average height, but being chunky (ok, ok, fat) i guess I look shorter than i am. I reckon shirt girls are hornier ... nearer to the cock lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At 5'4 I thought I was average height, but being chunky (ok, ok, fat) i guess I look shorter than i am. I reckon shirt girls are hornier ... nearer to the cock lol "
At 4' 10" that'll make Mrs N super horny then. Oh and very easy to manoeuvre round the bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not short I'm .. Funsized 
Damn! Why weren't you pocketsized? Then, i could have taken you everywhere with me lol.
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Ha ha if I remember rightly, I could have fitted you in my bag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hight really don't bother me i find it more the other way round that short me feel uncomfortable with tall woman, ive had a few guys ask me not to wear heels |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput  I think thats right lol . Was gulliver a giant in lillyput ? Or is
That something ive just made up "
6'1" is fairly tall but rest assured you're no Brobdingnagian! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At 6 ft 1 I feel like Gulliver in Lillyput I think thats right lol . Was gulliver a giant in lillyput ? Or is
That something ive just made up "
Sorry I can't hear you up there  |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
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"I'm giving out free yo-yos to all the short people."
cool i love YoYos
in 5'4" Never had a issue with my height my mom n dad both smaller than me my eldest lad is 18 & 6'2" u know alot of us short arses have a massive chip on their shoulders but in 42 been this height for 30 years yup stoped growing when i was 12/13 so im used to looking up to eye level....
viva the Shortarse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anybody else here 163 centimetres tall? I don't think we needed anymore developing. We must have developed fairly quickly to perfection compared to our counterparts.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, seeing as everyone has a thread based on age, race and all other sorts. I thought i might as well join the bandwagon and devote a thread to us gorgeous shorties. You know, give you something else to moan about lok.
I don't know what i want to say about it all though. Just felt like having a thread on the topic.
Well, i'm off to do some groceries and a trip to the butchers and fishmongers. May even pop over to Iceland with all the mums.
So, show us shorties some love please.
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power to the shorties I wouldnt have it any other way if people dun like shorties then move along lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, seeing as everyone has a thread based on age, race and all other sorts. I thought i might as well join the bandwagon and devote a thread to us gorgeous shorties. You know, give you something else to moan about lok.
I don't know what i want to say about it all though. Just felt like having a thread on the topic.
Well, i'm off to do some groceries and a trip to the butchers and fishmongers. May even pop over to Iceland with all the mums.
So, show us shorties some love please.
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I have never seen height as a turn off unless that man is a total arse.
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Yes, a twat is a twat, what ever height he may be. As a fairly tall woman who wears heels, a man on equal of lesser height means I can fuck him standing up.
As I said in another thread, I like a "fair fight" in the scratcher. I don't want no big bloke overpowering me. |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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gotta love the shorties!! muahahaha
cause of my little legs, biker mates nicknamed me shortarse when i rode a fireblade and pulled up in front of them, stopping at a 45 degree angle
it all works out horizontally tho |
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There are a lovely bunch of formities
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts
Give em a wink, dont care what others think
Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!! |
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"There are a lovely bunch of formities
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts
Give em a wink, dont care what others think
Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!! "
Sing it baby!
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"There are a lovely bunch of formities
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts
Give em a wink, dont care what others think
Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!
Sing it baby!
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blame the other thread! Got me all lyrical today ! Lmfao!! At this rate i'm gonna be twerking nxt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There are a lovely bunch of formities
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts
Give em a wink, dont care what others think
Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!
Sing it baby!
blame the other thread! Got me all lyrical today ! Lmfao!! At this rate i'm gonna be twerking nxt! "
Pics and vids please. If you like me, 079 me.
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"There are a lovely bunch of formities
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones , small ones , some with big mamma breasts
Give em a wink, dont care what others think
Ya all same size in bed! Hey!!!!
Sing it baby!
blame the other thread! Got me all lyrical today ! Lmfao!! At this rate i'm gonna be twerking nxt!
Pics and vids please. If you like me, 079 me.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"No love here Pops as I have a phobia of midgets. You and Lickety in the same room is scarier than watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! "
Oi! I resemble that remark.
Just wait until I get hold of your ankles. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Here's Randy Newman's take on the subject:
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here
Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
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If you find the right height differential, oral sex is feasible whilst both are standing. Not found it yet, tho may need a 6ft 10 plus partner. It is hard to know exact measurements of someone to look for, until tried and tested. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"If you find the right height differential, oral sex is feasible whilst both are standing. Not found it yet, tho may need a 6ft 10 plus partner. It is hard to know exact measurements of someone to look for, until tried and tested. "
I'm very short and most of the men I meet, somehow, are very tall. I haven't found one that allows for both to be standing for a bj. The difference in height can create a problem with 69 though.
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