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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.
. .i dont so much talk to strangers but talk to myself in the presence of strangers 
now that's amazin  x X X"
Everyone does that since the advent of the hands free mobile phone.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.
Strangers talk to me. I attract bonkers. "
Sorry  . I thought you were enjoying our chat.
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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers? |
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"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.
I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates "
. .if it can be done one on one make a booking with my agent  x X X |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep
Everyone does that, don't they? 
in London!!!! lol"
WE have cows in London. Sheep at the City Farms.
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"Sometimes when I cycle to work in the morning I like to moo at the cows and baaaa at the sheep
Everyone does that, don't they?
in London!!!! lol"
we have farms lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.
I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates
Do you get much sex?
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No I'm on a downward spiral to becoming a hermit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.
I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates . .if it can be done one on one make a booking with my agent x X X"
Yes I can do it person. I'm very good at intimidation. why do I need an agent tho? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.
Strangers talk to me. I attract bonkers.
Sorry . I thought you were enjoying our chat.
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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?"
My day is more productive if I do. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.
I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates
Do you get much sex?
No I'm on a downward spiral to becoming a hermit. "
Bonkers isn't quite right then. You need some new patter for dating and sex.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I talk to strangers. Apparently it is so random and odd it counts as bonkers.
Strangers talk to me. I attract bonkers.
Sorry . I thought you were enjoying our chat.
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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?
My day is more productive if I do. "
I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.
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"I scare men from dating sites by telling them my sexual preffences.
I think I need to change my approach. Can't say I get many dates . .if it can be done one on one make a booking with my agent x X X
Yes I can do it person. I'm very good at intimidation. why do I need an agent tho?"
. .the agent bit was a joke.text me personally with what you would like.that is if you want to consider doin it with me personally. . .but why can my third eye sense strap on x X X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?
My day is more productive if I do.
I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.
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Now the summers here my ranks are getting shorter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?
My day is more productive if I do.
I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.
Now the summers here my wanks are getting shorter. "
Oh I say |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?
My day is more productive if I do.
I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.
Now the summers here my ranks are getting shorter. "
Even with all those short skirts and shorts around?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I scarily do most of these things as well. I also randomly rescue distressed creepy crawlies if I disturb them whilst digging in the garden or if they happen to find themselves trapped and going around in circles along the linoleum corridors at work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hold on, in your line of work isn't it mandatory to speak to strangers?
My day is more productive if I do.
I know you just like spending your day ranking on Fab.
Now the summers here my ranks are getting shorter.
Even with all those short skirts and shorts around? "
I'm fitting more ranks in though. |
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Ooh, actually, when I'm shopping I do tend to stack things neatly on shelves....like if someone has taken a pot of pasta sauce I'll pull the rest of them forward so there's no empty space or if the soup tins are knocked down I'll stack them up again....that's pretty bonkers right? And I avoid odd numbers on the volume controls of the TV, radio, car stereo etc |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ooh, actually, when I'm shopping I do tend to stack things neatly on shelves....like if someone has taken a pot of pasta sauce I'll pull the rest of them forward so there's no empty space or if the soup tins are knocked down I'll stack them up again....that's pretty bonkers right? And I avoid odd numbers on the volume controls of the TV, radio, car stereo etc "
You know that they pay people to do the stacking thing and pulling the tins forward, don't you? |
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I now work for sky tv in customer retentions, supporting guys with remote control needs. Its a bonkers move, as most are not retained, as they leave fab after 5 days, posting 'Im leaving' messages, and also cancel sky. Other than that, I often count steps, comparing route distances, sometimes a long tedious process, when google maps is simple. |
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