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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does anyone else get tempted to send silly/sarcastic messages when you see certain updates or is it just me?
Saw one yesterday that said " This site is full of weirdos" .... I was so tempted to message saying " One less if you leave " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think anyone has actually done it? I mightily tempted.....To relieve the boredom if nothing else."
I've sent a message to the update profile normally if its open to a funny comment ?
I'm more taken by the ones that leave you thinking what has happened to put it on the update? |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get tempted to send silly/sarcastic messages when you see certain updates or is it just me?
Saw one yesterday that said " This site is full of weirdos" .... I was so tempted to message saying " One less if you leave ""
I am guilty of this and been blocked cause of it
It's like a moth to a flame, i can't help myself and sometimes the receiver sees the funny side but sometimes it can go wrong ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I messaged a newbie recently on the strength of his rude, aggressive updates claiming this site is rubbish and women are arrogant and up their own asses, some naming users that seemed to be coming every hour on my local updates. I gave some friendly advice which was greeted in a similar way as the updates, negative, defeatist and generally very off putting. He said he'd been on and off for 3 years and never had a meet, I told him I wasn't surprised!! The updates still keep coming!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love doing updates, especially saying I'm in a certain bar. Never know who might of read it when checking out who is near.
Great mind game, never know who might of read the update...and if they are there.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love doing updates, especially saying I'm in a certain bar. Never know who might of read it when checking out who is near.
Great mind game, never know who might of read the update...and if they are there.
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Yeah but what if it's a proper nutjob that's in there? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I messaged a newbie recently on the strength of his rude, aggressive updates claiming this site is rubbish and women are arrogant and up their own asses, some naming users that seemed to be coming every hour on my local updates. I gave some friendly advice which was greeted in a similar way as the updates, negative, defeatist and generally very off putting. He said he'd been on and off for 3 years and never had a meet, I told him I wasn't surprised!! The updates still keep coming!!"
Oh come on, I wasn`t THAT rude to you ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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We would nevee dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.
(Apparently from previous theads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.
(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)"
There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"We would nevee dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.
(Apparently from previous theads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)"
How do we know if it's a want if you don't use a or a ![](/icons/s/neutral.gif) |
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"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.
(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)
There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules "
There are rules??
I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?
Or is that just the jet-lag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my status which I put up on Monday. Still thinking of a new one!
Thought for the day...or night. Mahatma Ghandi said...man who put hand in Bush is not always a gardner!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.
(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)
There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules
There are rules??
I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?
Or is that just the jet-lag?"
No probs sucking too many Lemons ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think anyone has actually done it? I mightily tempted.....To relieve the boredom if nothing else.
I've sent a message to the update profile normally if its open to a funny comment ?
I'm more taken by the ones that leave you thinking what has happened to put it on the update?"
I've put one's like this. then get friend's asking what's wrong or what have I done now. I never learn lol |
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"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.
(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)
There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules
There are rules??
I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?
Or is that just the jet-lag?
No probs sucking too many Lemons "
That's not funny. We are going to block you. You only said it because Andy is a guy and you hate men. Or that you are racist because we are both white middle class people from working class backgrounds and being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.
Something should be done about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.
Something should be done about it."
Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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My current status ...
... "Oh stfu you silly moo, noone gives a shit. Sort your shit status's out"
I wrote that earlier today, been out, come back, she's vanished, or at least her status has. High 5 to me |
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"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.
Something should be done about it.
Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is "
North. By about 20 metres. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.
Something should be done about it.
Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is
North. By about 20 metres."
Ahh foresters... 22 then
We are 2 miles south so won't really be able to count that high ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.
Something should be done about it.
Are you from north or south of the river, just want to know so that when I count your fingers and toes if you would have more than 20 or not know what 20 is
North. By about 20 metres.
Ahh foresters... 22 then
We are 2 miles south so won't really be able to count that high "
How would you manage 22? 6 x 4 is 24. See us northerners are clever. |
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"How would you manage 22? 6 x 4 is 24. See us northerners are clever.
lol see told ya, but us southerners can drive tractors and chew straw "
Aw man. I want a tractor. I got a brand new combine harvester. I'll give you the key. (In a swap for the tractor) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw man. I want a tractor. I got a brand new combine harvester. I'll give you the key. (In a swap for the tractor)"
Deal, I do like a bit of combining I am currently invading your side though (Upper Maudlin Street), so I may forget how to drive it if I don't head south soon ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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"Aw man. I want a tractor. I got a brand new combine harvester. I'll give you the key. (In a swap for the tractor)
Deal, I do like a bit of combining I am currently invading your side though (Upper Maudlin Street), so I may forget how to drive it if I don't head south soon " well at least if you crash you are near A&E |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love doing updates, especially saying I'm in a certain bar. Never know who might of read it when checking out who is near.
Great mind game, never know who might of read the update...and if they are there.
Yeah but what if it's a proper nutjob that's in there? lol" .
Single male here in Greece, so mostly right in status when I tho out solo or to tourist bars.
Or use one of my favorite quotes Run forest run! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We would never dream of sending any sarcastic messages and certainly would not lower our good name by posting sarcy comments on the forum. That is just disrespectful.
(Apparently from previous threads where we were told off, emoticons MUST follow sarcasm to ensure that dim people understand. Perhaps this rant will do instead)
There are different types of sarcasm and knickers to anyone who tells you what to say or not say on here. Just as long as its within the rules
There are rules??
I thought the only rule was to be offended by everything and then take offence and threaten to block anyone who suggests you may have missed the point?
Or is that just the jet-lag?
No probs sucking too many Lemons
That's not funny. We are going to block you. You only said it because Andy is a guy and you hate men. Or that you are racist because we are both white middle class people from working class backgrounds and being from the South West you probably look down on us for being country yokels.
Something should be done about it."
Omg please don't . One thing to remember on here its just font!! Non of its real ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else get tempted to send silly/sarcastic messages when you see certain updates or is it just me?
Saw one yesterday that said " This site is full of weirdos" .... I was so tempted to message saying " One less if you leave ""
"A blow job a day keeps the doctor away" ?
Are you for prescribing these on the NHS ? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I try to bring humour to my updates
me too...
Humour and cheekiness
Great minds "
Humour is good, but sometimes it doesn't come off. I did one last week asking if Cambuslang was a place or part of a car. I received about a dozen nice messages from people telling me where it was and if I was ever up there, to feel free to drop by. I still think it sounds like something that should be found under the bonnet of a Ford Mustang ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"I try to bring humour to my updates
me too...
Humour and cheekiness
Great minds
Humour is good, but sometimes it doesn't come off. I did one last week asking if Cambuslang was a place or part of a car. I received about a dozen nice messages from people telling me where it was and if I was ever up there, to feel free to drop by. I still think it sounds like something that should be found under the bonnet of a Ford Mustang "
lol At least they were a dozen of nice messages
English not being my first language I keep my cheeks very basic lol ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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