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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Genuine ff couple sought for Saturday night.

One must have good beer bottle opening and serving skills with knowledge of Doritos or similar snack provisions.

The other to be happy to mimic a coffee table for me to rest my feet, beer and snacks on.

Looks are non essential as I will not be spending much time looking at you.

If the pair of you happen to be mutes then jump straight to the front of the Que.

Non Italians preferable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Genuine ff couple sought for Saturday night.

One must have good beer bottle opening and serving skills with knowledge of Doritos or similar snack provisions.

The other to be happy to mimic a coffee table for me to rest my feet, beer and snacks on.

Looks are non essential as I will not be spending much time looking at you.

If the pair of you happen to be mutes then jump straight to the front of the Que.

Non Italians preferable "

Italian furniture is really nice though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Genuine ff couple sought for Saturday night.

One must have good beer bottle opening and serving skills with knowledge of Doritos or similar snack provisions.

The other to be happy to mimic a coffee table for me to rest my feet, beer and snacks on.

Looks are non essential as I will not be spending much time looking at you.

If the pair of you happen to be mutes then jump straight to the front of the Que.

Non Italians preferable "

They are forming an orderly queue as we speak, do you provide beer and Doritos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vaffanculo. Spoken in my Italian accent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I prefer non Italians as well.

But love my little half Italian. Not her fault her dad's a douch.

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