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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've just been asked if I ever post anything interesting on here.

Of course I don't

So here is the post any crap you want thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crap? That's shit that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's shit cos not only do I post crap threads but I've got no life either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just realised I have a hole in my sock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eurgh what's the smell

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm dying my hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just realised I have a hole in my sock "

Omg nooooo that's pure crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eurgh what's the smell

It's me I'm full of crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm dying my hair

What colour is crap ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eurgh what's the smell

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my sock with a hole in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blimey - this is that bad I may go and watch emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Blimey - this is that bad I may go and watch emmerdale."

Yay , my work here is done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was a quick one.....

Am off to do the good husband bit and collect Mrs N from the gym, more useless info' for ya'll there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't seem to find pay scales on the internet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i always start crap threads,, its what i do

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By *unPeteMan over a year ago

Near Bristol

how do you 'season' a wok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"how do you 'season' a wok?"

Burn oil in it or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i always start crap threads,, its what i do

And me and at least today it wasn't about biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how do you 'season' a wok?"

never wash it. Clean it out with kitchen paper only

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Its raining outside and I have shorts on.

Fortunately, I am inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quasimodo says to wife . " what are you doing with that wok ? Are we having a stir fry ?

No . I am just ironing your shirts

God I'm sooooo funny xx

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .so love the one you hoooooooOOold!! . .

And I'll be your goooOOaal!! . .

To have&hooOOoold . .

LOVER OF THE LIGHTS!!

x x X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just found a spot on my bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm being attacked by daddy long legs Grrrrr

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .does anyone else get confoodilly doodled if they kididdilly oan too much?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just eaten cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

even on my trainspotting site, we are playing tunnel,overpass or station.

beats this boring site anyday

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My hovercraft is full of eels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wondering what colour boxers to buy next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv got yet another bruise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv got yet another bruise

kisses swollen fanny lips better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wondering what colour boxers to buy next

Can I spank your bottom ?

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I went home to my wife after seeing the doctor, ''Honey I have some bad news, I slept with 3 guys on holiday and now I have aids.''

''This has got to be a joke!'' she replied angrily.

''Ok!'' I replied, ''I slept with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman...''

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any chance of a bit of cake please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wondering what colour boxers to buy next

Can I spank your bottom ? "

Only if i can return the favour.

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"i always start crap threads,, its what i do

And me and at least today it wasn't about biscuits

I'll have a Jammy dodger if you're offering.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd post a pic of me in drab mode if it wasn't crap.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My flowers committed Hari kiri. They failed.

I was out at the time so I'm going to blame Moody for talking crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually boring myself.

Don't think that's every happen in this century.

Think I might go bed and have a wank to cheer myself up. Would rather have some chocolate tho but fuck if I've got any.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cakes marshmallows and biscuits

you lot are greedy.

As for the flowers well I don't have green fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

". . .does anyone else get confoodilly doodled if they kididdilly oan too much?

Oh yessssss

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cakes marshmallows and biscuits

you lot are greedy.

As for the flowers well I don't have green fingers

I fancy marshmallows now, perhaps in biscuit?

The flowers are still the birthday ones. Seven weeks and still going.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The race is on. Moody's crap thread is ahead of Keenfucky's would a thread.

Where it stops nobody knows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The race is on. Moody's crap thread is ahead of Keenfucky's would a thread.

Where it stops nobody knows.

help report her thread as its really not in tune with the swinging ethos...and so I can win

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The race is on. Moody's crap thread is ahead of Keenfucky's would a thread.

Where it stops nobody knows.

I Will win cos like I said my crap is better than his crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The race is on. Moody's crap thread is ahead of Keenfucky's would a thread.

Where it stops nobody knows.

help report her thread as its really not in tune with the swinging ethos...and so I can win"

Cheat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I go and post on paddys thread?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

micheal parkinsons radio two show is crap .. so is the organist entertains

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I go and post on paddys thread? "

Nooooooooo stick with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go and post on paddys cock? "

of course...get it round me tight-pus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I go and post on paddys cock?

of course...get it round me tight-pus

I did it paddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its official...judging by the speedy popularity of my 'would a..' thread...I have now implemented a winning run..running to the finish line with my cock hard and thrusting it right through the finish line ribbon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"its official...judging by the speedy popularity of my 'would a..' thread...I have now implemented a winning run..running to the finish line with my cock hard and thrusting it right through the finish line ribbon."

You got no chance of winning not with the size of my boobs , hmmmm best put me bra back on cos at the moment they keeping me knees warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Meeeeeee I'm wining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What game you playing?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I started on this one but Tina and I were discussing boobs on the other one.

I might go to bed instead as they're both crap threads.