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What would your status be to lose as many friends on Facebook as possible?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.
What status would you write if your aim was to have as many people delete you as possible?
There really isn't any point replying with "I'm not on Facebook". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not going to be on here for a while, apparently the farmer got upset as it was his favourite sheep
Better not be that one he gave me on farmville! "
Damn there's no pulling the wool over your eyes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"would be something racist or homophobic, something id never say so ot even gonna give an example
I go with this 
Me too."
Yeah, I guess this wasn't the best thought out idea.
Even though it is clear the answers would be in jest, it's interesting the difference between the answers here and on Reddit (with the relative anonymity it provides).
I guess I must just have a bad sense of humour - some of the comments there gave me a few chuckles. |
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To be fair I have a robust set of facebook friends. They vary in what offends them so I would have to really go some to get a good clear out.
Something combining a racist intolerance for English people, Scottish people, anti scottish independence whilst being against the better together campaign. It would have to be homophobic, anti feminist, anti misandrist, misandrist and mention a hatred of religion and aetheists.
Not sure I can cover that in one status update. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of my friends on Facebook are from school frightened to try another site.
Knitting pattern people, I used to go on and wake them up, pretty much anything will blow them away.
Her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To everyone who received their present, that means your still my friend. If you didn't get one...... I HATE YOU!
That ought to do it 
Although I have to st I am proudly not on Facebook |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most of my friends on Facebook are from school frightened to try another site.
Knitting pattern people, I used to go on and wake them up, pretty much anything will blow them away.
Her"
Same with the ones on mine! If anyone posted anything other than what they had for tea/ what the weather's doing it would be a frickin' miracle!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most of my friends on Facebook are from school frightened to try another site.
Knitting pattern people, I used to go on and wake them up, pretty much anything will blow them away.
Her
Same with the ones on mine! If anyone posted anything other than what they had for tea/ what the weather's doing it would be a frickin' miracle!
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and what meat, they have for Sunday dinner lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work in the motor trade so 60% of my friends list are from the motor trade and it's near impossible to offend them with direct insults never mind a facebook status. Of the rest, half would be too stupid to understand anything offensive (maybe I should do a cleanse, but that takes effort) and the other half would assume I was being sarcastic in some way shape or form so doubt I'd manage to get rid of any no matter how hard I might try!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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god is football and all you religious bunch just support different teams.
god killed 4 birds with 1 stone seen this foreign black tv kid so just beat the shit out of it.
think those 2 comments would lose me a quarter of friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably just post about my sex life. And then some graphic photos. That should get to hit the unfriend button :p"
Or more likely several thousand friends requests lol.
Sadly given I only use Facebook for work mates an given the general view on it I think coming out as bi would lose me the most fastest.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I may have to test this as I have no idea at all what I could put to loose most of my facebook friends.
Anything racist or generally intentionally offensive theyd probably think id been hacked
Anything political theyd think I was just bored n looking for a debate.
Most other comments theyd think I was being sarcastic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would only have to praise Obama to lose half of my American friends, conservative estimate. I could talk up and obama foreign policy to lose a bunch of British uni friends. A debate on gay marriage, gun control, or the death penalty would lose a good many. Religious tolerance would probably finish it off. |
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