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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i like it when they put fucking in the middle of a word....absofuckinglutely!!Its getting nasty he said her fucking twatting cooking is fucking shite.  "
The kiss and make-up is going to be fucking awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting very liberal with my language at the mo. It's quite difficult in manager meetings concentrating on being polite!"
well u managed there quite well!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.  "
Perhaps he meant Deirdre  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.
Perhaps he meant Deirdre "
I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.
Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckety cunt!?
I'm remembering that one!! "
I was thinking that too lol, fanfuckingtastic insult. Also a fan of inserting fucking to the middle of words as demonstrated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.
Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt. "
The wife or Deirdre  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.
Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt.
The wife or Deirdre "
The gnome. Their dog pisses on her.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.
Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt.
The wife or Deirdre The gnome. Their dog pisses on her. "
Fucking dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quick recap
She is a fuckingtwattingly bad cook
He is a fucktard
And the poor gnome Norman has been fucked off down the garden !!!!!
Is Jeremy Kyle there interviewing them ? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Quick recap
She is a fuckingtwattingly bad cook
He is a fucktard
And the poor gnome Norman has been fucked off down the garden !!!!!
Is Jeremy Kyle there interviewing them ? "
The willow pattern teapot has been thrown too. She never liked it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick recap
She is a fuckingtwattingly bad cook
He is a fucktard
And the poor gnome Norman has been fucked off down the garden !!!!!
Is Jeremy Kyle there interviewing them ? The willow pattern teapot has been thrown too. She never liked it. "
She's gone too fucking far now what's next the colander !!!! Haha |
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I nearly fell out my first floor window listening to my crazy neighbours arguing once, my mum lives a few doors further down and she was in her downstairs loo listening too and she and I were on the phone commentating to each other... Was hilarious!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Fucks Sake, the Fucking Next door fucking neighbour's son (who is now fucking living there now as well) has just fucking got home and has fucking bought himself an electric fucking guitar and fucking amp ... and can't fucking play to save his fucking life ... plus the fucking police helicopter is fucking hovering over the estate as fucking well, how the fucking hell is anyone sposed to fucking hear the fucking telly ... I know someone that is gonna have a fucking guitar wrapped round his fucking neck shortly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its all quiet here now. Thank fuck  "
Cheers am so glad cos it fucking ain't here .... someone is missing a fucking busker ... please pm me so I can point said fucking busker in the right fucking direction to get back to his fucking spot (which incidentally is not fucking next door to me) lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inconfuckingsiderate fucktards - save the fucking gnomes "
up the ficking revolution. Save the fucking gnomes at all fucking cost. Fucking Oscars leading the riot. Gnomes againstvthe fucking world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick ..........save Diedre  I migjt start a campaign. 
Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken Won't Barbie be pissed? "
No thats the fucking dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mamma Bear I've nearly pee'd myself as it is! "
Lil bear. Fucking gnomes have gnomeemunityfrom abuse. Fucks sake wheres the fucking rossers when you fucking need em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Geordie mate did that.
Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'
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its usually hadaway an shite man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its all quiet here now. Thank fuck
Cheers am so glad cos it fucking ain't here .... someone is missing a fucking busker ... please pm me so I can point said fucking busker in the right fucking direction to get back to his fucking spot (which incidentally is not fucking next door to me) lol "
just start fucking singing he will soon fuck off then because it will.start fucking raining |
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"Mamma Bear I've nearly pee'd myself as it is!
Lil bear. Fucking gnomes have gnomeemunityfrom abuse. Fucks sake wheres the fucking rossers when you fucking need em"
The fucking rossers never protect the games anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? .... 
Fucking love it "
I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In tears laughing at this thread!! I do love it when the couple down the street have a go very entertaining usually when it warms up a bit for a few days. Let's hope for a hot few weeks |
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"Quick ..........save Diedre I migjt start a campaign.
Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken Won't Barbie be pissed? "
No Barbie will be Fucked right-n-fuckin-proper if Ken gets his evil way with her. |
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"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....
Fucking love it
I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer "
You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....
Fucking love it
I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer
You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol "
well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Geordie mate did that.
Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'
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proper lolled at this. and i read it in a geordie accent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was struggling to relax in my garden on Sunday because a neighbour's dog was 'yap yap yapping' for ever. I was about to ask its owner (another mut!!) to kindly sort it out when next door's 6 yr old daughter shouted "will you please shut the fuck up" only one 'fuck' but got a cheer from several gardens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....one fit into a fucking sentence?
After listening to my neighbours having a barney in their garden quite a fucking few!
Thats my fucking Pimms O' clock spoilt.
FUCKERS  "
This is our nightly treat listening to the scumbags next door eff and Jeff at each other all night. They usually sleep in till lunchtime every day and stay up till three four o'clock arguing almost every night. How can they possibly find so much to argue about??
Btw they are about 60 year's old and the worst offender is in a disabled scooter and every other word is fuck and she is about 70!! Oh I love our neighbours. Other than them it's a great neighbourhood. Lol |
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"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....
Fucking love it
I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer
You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol
well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ?? "
Fucking exactly what I would do |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"He's a motherfucker and shes a fuckety cunt by all accounts. 
Do you live next door to Malcolm Tucker?"
I have a meeting with someone called Tucker tomorrow. I have already called him Malcolm Tucker when prepping for the meeting with staff today.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....
Fucking love it
I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer
You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol
well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ??
Fucking exactly what I would do "
Great minds and all that |
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"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....
Fucking love it
I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer
You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol
well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ??
Fucking exactly what I would do
Great minds and all that "
Totally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Geordie mate did that.
Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'
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I even read that with a Geordie accent in my head |
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"My Geordie mate did that.
Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'
I even read that with a Geordie accent in my head "
I wrote it with one in ma heeed man. |
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None lol
Fuck was not part of my English Class lol
My teacher would have had a fucking fit if I had used fuck in my fucking English essay!
How was my use of the word fuck? Lol
Been learning lots from this 'fucking' thread lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....one fit into a fucking sentence?
After listening to my neighbours having a barney in their garden quite a fucking few!
Thats my fucking Pimms O' clock spoilt.
FUCKERS "
That's horrible they spoilt your chill out in the garden x all I heard was a bumble bee buzzin round the fushia x |
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"None lol
Fuck was not part of my English Class lol
My teacher would have had a fucking fit if I had used fuck in my fucking English essay!
How was my use of the word fuck? Lol
Been learning lots from this 'fucking' thread lol
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all I can say is this example is merde fucking love it ! Now can this thread just fuck off what a cunt of a topic. Love saying cunt so nice to say that fucking word in a thread |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Today there will be no fucks given There has been a few cunty fucks coming from next door. "
There will probably be a few fucks from me shortly.
I'm venturing in to one of the sheds and I always bash my legs on things as I try to get to where I need to get to in there.
I am under quota on fucks though since I had a deep tissue massage yesterday and uttered ner a one. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Today there will be no fucks given There has been a few cunty fucks coming from next door.
Still at it? They hold a grudge them two "
well it was quiet last night..they seem to be refraining from throwing things though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Geordie mate did that.
Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'
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Was he a character in Viz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that.
What the fuck has it got to do with you "
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you bitch. Now pipe down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that.
What the fuck has it got to do with you
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you bitch. Now pipe down."
Straight over your head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that.
What the fuck has it got to do with you
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you bitch. Now pipe down.
Straight over your head "
Nah uh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember i once had to present something before a judge based on a breach of contract matter. I was on a roll and the other side had nothing to get back on - i fucked it up when i said to the judges face 'so based on all the above fucks..'. I don't know how i kept a straight face and just carried on lol.
I won though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember i once had to present something before a judge based on a breach of contract matter. I was on a roll and the other side had nothing to get back on - i fucked it up when i said to the judges face 'so based on all the above fucks..'. I don't know how i kept a straight face and just carried on lol.
I won though.
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That is actually hilarious!
After you made the slip up you should have said "I give none" then slipped on a pair of shades and strolled out. |
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