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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big' "
It's so lame though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'
It's so lame though."
Least you know what youd potentially be getting.
Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'
It's so lame though.
Least you know what youd potentially be getting.
Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"
Hmmm. I have never had a conversation with a man who measures his cockage with a can... |
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'
It's so lame though.
Least you know what youd potentially be getting.
Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3
Hmmm. I have never had a conversation with a man who measures his cockage with a can..."
...there you go: use it as another filter.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'
It's so lame though.
Least you know what youd potentially be getting.
Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"
I like those pictures. |
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'
It's so lame though.
Least you know what youd potentially be getting.
Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"
The was one with a Red Bull can in my updates feed this morning, as it happens  |
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'
It's so lame though.
Least you know what youd potentially be getting.
Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"
Absolutely agree!
We're swingers so ultimately, don't really care about a 6-pack Abs or 18 inch biceps or claims of a 9 inch cock(measured from their arsehole no doubt) A big schlong, with some real perspective always helps with a potential meet.
So if you're reasonably built with a reasonable face pic, have read our profile and use a sky remote for perspective, we'd prefer to hear from you than guys with irrelevant photos and spurious claims!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"
What happens now they have reduced the can size for deodorants etc? |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"
For some reason I m now thinking
if Carlsberg made cocks  I ll use a half pint glass much more impressive   |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?
What happens now they have reduced the can size for deodorants etc?"
We'll have more men claiming to have 9" cocks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks OP , just given me a great marketing idea ! Just sent a coco pic measured with cola cola can ( other colas available ) makes the can look bigger than it actually is  "
Hey, it's what I do...erm no..actually it's not. What DO I DO?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?
What happens now they have reduced the can size for deodorants etc?
We'll have more men claiming to have 9" cocks. "
Bring it on! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?
For some reason I m now thinking
if Carlsberg made cocks I ll use a half pint glass much more impressive "
will the glass be empty or full or half empty or half full? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"
Lol I suppose they do it to show tje correct length but I just like to take normal one's and let them see it in person lol] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate. "
damn now why didn't I think of that. I'm off to get a sylvanian families sky remote...standby for a busy in box with chicks dying to get some hubba hubba
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If only there was a measuring device.
Yes if only....right that's stumped me!
At least you've seen a Red Bull can now "
I can safely say the image is burnt into my brain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch."
lol
i stuck a sky remote between my tits and took a pic, just to see if those guys bragging size would still get lost between my boobage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"
I cant answer that question. I have never done it. I would have to use a bottle of vodka or something  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch.
lol
i stuck a sky remote between my tits and took a pic, just to see if those guys bragging size would still get lost between my boobage "
*Scrambles looking for Virgin remote* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?
I cant answer that question. I have never done it. I would have to use a bottle of vodka or something "
Ha... |
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"
I saw one, end of the remote was at the head of his penis, but the other end wasnt at the base it was near touching his bellybutton  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate. "
Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)
Why is this necessary?
Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?
I saw one, end of the remote was at the head of his penis, but the other end wasnt at the base it was near touching his bellybutton "
LOL... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate.
Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle "
ooh what big hands you have.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate.
Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle
ooh what big hands you have.... "
Wait till I follow that picture up with an offer to cruise in my yacht, just need the mediteranian shower curtain to arrive  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate.
Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle
ooh what big hands you have....
Wait till I follow that picture up with an offer to cruise in my yacht, just need the mediteranian shower curtain to arrive "
Poundland. |
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"I'm hoping to see a guy with a fire extinguisher next to his cock 
Suggest it to Ryan "
Nah, fuck that he might be tempted to stick it somewhere else 
I know that from my superryanfan phase last year  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you could get a tiny can like you get on aeroplanes and make a sort of cockzilla effect
Cheats!
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Or one from a toy shop...those ELC cash registers with tiny cans of food.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.
With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'
It's so lame though.
Least you know what youd potentially be getting.
Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3
I like those pictures. "
Each to their own....x
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