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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Little girl gets lost in Liverpool town centre.
A police man approaches her and asks "what's your mum like"
Little girl replies
"Big cocks and bacardi breezers" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eyesight was getting a bit bad so i decided to go in a shop to get my eyes tested.
"You should of gone to Specsavers!" Came a voice from behind the counter.
Amazed by the man's honesty, " Is it cheaper there?"
"No, it's next door, this is an hardware shop." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had to call in the chemist for Kate. I asked the guy behind the counter "have you got cottonwool balls?" ....he said "what do you think I am, a fucking Teddybear?"  |
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By *olf64Man
over a year ago
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went to a disco last night and the dj played sit down by james so we all sat down , next he played jump around so we got up and we all jumped around , dj played come on eillen next and the bloody bouncers threw me out !!!! |
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