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Fought back after attempted mugging!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Coming out of the canteen, minding my own business eating a macaroon when a bastard starling tried to land on my hand and steal it. I let out a loud shout and it fell in front of me. People around just stood by and watched as I kicked out and bravely fought it off.
Bastard! 
Nobody steals my cake! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't mean to sound bird ist but you see them everywhere
Flocks of starlings strutting around everywhere like they own the place. Fighting and arguing among themselves with no consideration for the people around them. They should flock off to where they came from ! It shouldn't be allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A seagull mugged me once. Stole a roasting hot battered sausage right out of my hand, was an attack from behind so I didn't even see it coming. Near knocked out my friend sat next to me too. Was hungover as hell too, could have cried.
The other seagulls took my revenge however, it set it down as it was burning it's beak and about a million seagulls descended and tried to mug him for it, it was carnage lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can understand a seagull but I am not the type of guy that a starling would normally feel confident attacking. I feel confident enough to more than hold my own against one of these Russian immigrants. Putin has a lot to answer for |
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"Coming out of the canteen, minding my own business eating a macaroon when a bastard starling tried to land on my hand and steal it. I let out a loud shout and it fell in front of me. People around just stood by and watched as I kicked out and bravely fought it off.
Bastard!
Nobody steals my cake!"
Should of put it on its bill |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't mean to sound bird ist but you see them everywhere
Flocks of starlings strutting around everywhere like they own the place. Fighting and arguing among themselves with no consideration for the people around them. They should flock off to where they came from ! It shouldn't be allowed"
If you keep kicking them how are they supposed to do the joyous mumuration of starlings? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't mean to sound bird ist but you see them everywhere
Flocks of starlings strutting around everywhere like they own the place. Fighting and arguing among themselves with no consideration for the people around them. They should flock off to where they came from ! It shouldn't be allowed
If you keep kicking them how are they supposed to do the joyous mumuration of starlings?"
nothing joyous about this bunch of marauding pilferers! If the all flocked off tomorrow it wouldn't be a moment too soon |
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