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And they say single guys don't make an effort
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.
+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics
+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah
+so I am no longer bi but straight
+only looking to meet females now
+I have even given up t.girls and couples
I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.
+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics
+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah
+so I am no longer bi but straight
+only looking to meet females now
+I have even given up t.girls and couples
I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort "
all that just to get ignored or unread deleted  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.
+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics
+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah
+so I am no longer bi but straight
+only looking to meet females now
+I have even given up t.girls and couples
I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort all that just to get ignored or unread deleted "
Haha yeah probably |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking
Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol
I'm scared to ask what you took out  "
Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol mate....
Rule number 1 woman have mind bending powers and can see threw the computer in to your mind. It's called witch craft  "
No I wouldn't of had a single meet if that were true lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to change mine to be witty and fun and entertaining.
Then I thought fuck it and uploaded a picture of Hugh Jackmans arse.
Happy Days!"
Good move though. I like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking
Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol
I'm scared to ask what you took out
Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde "
I can see where that could help you
I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol mate....
Rule number 1 woman have mind bending powers and can see threw the computer in to your mind. It's called witch craft
No I wouldn't of had a single meet if that were true lol "
Wow you put age range from 18 to 103 my great nan is available she has a good pulse too. Apart from that good profile good luck mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking
Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol
I'm scared to ask what you took out
Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde
I can see where that could help you
I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries? "
Oh yeah I can see how chicks would prefer that but I love my spit fetish . I can't bring myself to lose it. Maybe take it out, message her, then put it back in once she read my profile and hope she doesn't notice. Hmm ill think about that one |
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"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.
+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics
+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah
+so I am no longer bi but straight
+only looking to meet females now
+I have even given up t.girls and couples
I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort "
Question is.....has she seen your profile BEFORE you changed it and not sent you a message?
Just a thought as she may now have seen that you fall in to your own classification number 2.    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.
+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics
+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah
+so I am no longer bi but straight
+only looking to meet females now
+I have even given up t.girls and couples
I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort
Question is.....has she seen your profile BEFORE you changed it and not sent you a message?
Just a thought as she may now have seen that you fall in to your own classification number 2. "
Yeah true. Small risk |
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"I was going to change mine to be witty and fun and entertaining.
Then I thought fuck it and uploaded a picture of Hugh Jackmans arse.
Happy Days!"
Ah is body & face pic would have been good too! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries? "
I tried that, the seeds got stuck in my teeth.
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"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.
+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics
+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah
+so I am no longer bi but straight
+only looking to meet females now
+I have even given up t.girls and couples
I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort
Question is.....has she seen your profile BEFORE you changed it and not sent you a message?
Just a thought as she may now have seen that you fall in to your own classification number 2.
Yeah true. Small risk "
I didn't use the word small ....after all I haven't met you or looked at you...yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar? "
Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking
Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol
I'm scared to ask what you took out
Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde
I can see where that could help you
I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries?
Oh yeah I can see how chicks would prefer that but I love my spit fetish . I can't bring myself to lose it. Maybe take it out, message her, then put it back in once she read my profile and hope she doesn't notice. Hmm ill think about that one "
or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit |
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"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?
Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal "
Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit "
Stop giving people instructions on how to spit. There is only 'swallow' in this Dojo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit
Stop giving people instructions on how to spit. There is only 'swallow' in this Dojo."
I made a mistake,he wants to be spat on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?
Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal
Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol "
That's what she said |
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"Hmmmm maybe your more suited to a fetish site but hey you sound very adventurous so good luck to you "
Think someone logged onto Rude Tube/xhamster saw the category list and compiled his own "to do" list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking
Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol
I'm scared to ask what you took out
Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde
I can see where that could help you
I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries?
Oh yeah I can see how chicks would prefer that but I love my spit fetish . I can't bring myself to lose it. Maybe take it out, message her, then put it back in once she read my profile and hope she doesn't notice. Hmm ill think about that one
or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit "
Marry me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar? "
You should have started your own thread with that. Would love to have seen the comments lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha Ha, love the profile! I wish you luck!
Don't need luck, just tactics "
In reality its not tactics that gets people interested in you its if they perceive you to be attractive, interesting and find you likeable and ideally all three to get someone ready to meet though luck would be useful too for them to initially notice you. |
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