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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown round a hospital. As she was being given the guided tour by a senior consultant they passed a room where they could see a man mast*rbating wildly. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.
"Ah." said the Doctor. "Now although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much sp*rm that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode."
"Oh." said her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose I can understand."
A little further on down the corridor they passed another room. The door was open, and through it you could see a nurse who was clearly giving a patient a blow j*b. "Goodness Gracious!" shrieked HM. "I demand an explanation for this kind of sordid goings-on!"
The doctor said. "Same problem, but he's got better health insurance."
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