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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts
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now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours
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well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets
catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts
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now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours
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well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets
catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece "
Steve said... keep him awake with a water pistol so he knows what it is like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts
.
.
now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours
.
.
well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets
catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece
Steve said... keep him awake with a water pistol so he knows what it is like"
have the super soaker......sofa drenched....penny thinks it's hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts
.
.
now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours
.
.
well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets
catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece
Steve said... keep him awake with a water pistol so he knows what it is like
have the super soaker......sofa drenched....penny thinks it's hilarious "
Thats cruel man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You leave him alone, pooor defenceless kitten
is he grey lol xxx"
not sure its the colour, its more a male thing as my daughter had a kitten called Alfie, a violent little thug that terrorised her house and bit her ex bf's cock whereas, Sophie, his sister is a right soppy cow and wouldnt hurt a flea |
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"Want a playmate for her Stu?
Have 9 kittens, ready to leave home in 4 weeks. Can post one to you!!
They're big buggers too, they would keep her under control!!"
Can i have 1 plz a female pussy? lol lol |
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"Want a playmate for her Stu?
Have 9 kittens, ready to leave home in 4 weeks. Can post one to you!!
They're big buggers too, they would keep her under control!!
Can i have 1 plz a female pussy? lol lol "
Sorry don't think you're man enough to handle her, she's wild!! |
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