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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Day number 5 in hospital and soooooo bored !! Somebody cheer me up with some dirt messages please

))) lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said in a male Geordie accent- Day 5, and the patient is bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said in same accent

He wants some dirt so he can make a duvet tent

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have some aloe vera plants to repot when we have a dry day. That'll be quite dirty. I always make a mess with the compost.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

12 oh 5 and the patient has disappeared under the covers with his mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We need gossip so

Why ?

Will you be out soon ?

Get well soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Said in a male Geordie accent- Day 5, and the patient is bored"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hahaha just seen it !!! "Dirty" lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have you perfected saying, 'Oooh Matron!' in the style of Kenneth Williams, yet?

Speaking of which, when my Granddad was once in hospital, he had a Geordie in the bed opposite, who was having flashbacks to the Viking invasions. He kept shouting, Norse! Norse!' I think he was expecting Erik Bloodaxe or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"12 oh 5 and the patient has disappeared under the covers with his mobile phone "

Get well soon OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladt week a patient pissed on my foot. Missed the commode.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"12 oh 5 and the patient has disappeared under the covers with his mobile phone

Get well soon OP."
?? thanks, looks like I'm going to be in for a while

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

" looks like I'm going to be in for a while

I've just checked your profile and I'm disappointed to see you can't accommodate. It would have been interesting if you could

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladt week a patient pissed on my foot. Missed the commode. "
. Perils of the job I'm afraid , suppose it could have been worse

nice pictures in your nurses outfit

) xxx

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