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the wife asked me a question i dont know the answer to
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over a year ago
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I think your wife's is watching for when your about fart and sneaks one out at the same time making twice the smell and then blaming you for the whole deal |
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"I think your wife's is watching for when your about fart and sneaks one out at the same time making twice the smell and then blaming you for the whole deal"
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Because bodies are different. Unless you are both built the exact same then of course things will be different. It's all to do with the way organs break down food and metabolism rates and stuff... |
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There is a medical reason for farts smelling different when the same food has been eaten - rather sadly, I did the subject as an essay for part of my medical training. It's a very long answer, but in short, it depends how much air you breathe in as to how much methane and sulphur are dissipated through the individual, and which eventually emerge. |
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"There is a medical reason for farts smelling different when the same food has been eaten - rather sadly, I did the subject as an essay for part of my medical training. It's a very long answer, but in short, it depends how much air you breathe in as to how much methane and sulphur are dissipated through the individual, and which eventually emerge. "
as interesting and informative as this answer is, i think christhegreek came up with an answer that i think is more accurate
women slip them out when men do and blame the bloke  |
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"she wants to know why, when we eat and drink the same things in the same quantities all the time, why do my farts smell 50 times worse than hers ? 
i dunno, maybe you fabsters can help "
Its down to stress with the man going out with working to provide for his family and coming back home to do the cooking, washing,ironing, gardening and on top of that she wants sex on demand when she wants it and not when you fancy a bit whilst they stay at home watching loose women and jeremy kyle 
Just putting on my tin hat whilst singing who do you think your kidding mr hitler |
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"she wants to know why, when we eat and drink the same things in the same quantities all the time, why do my farts smell 50 times worse than hers ?
i dunno, maybe you fabsters can help
Its down to stress with the man going out with working to provide for his family and coming back home to do the cooking, washing,ironing, gardening and on top of that she wants sex on demand when she wants it and not when you fancy a bit whilst they stay at home watching loose women and jeremy kyle
Just putting on my tin hat whilst singing who do you think your kidding mr hitler "
ha ha, funny you should say that, she broke her wrist last week and i'm having to do all of the above, apart from the sex  |
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"she wants to know why, when we eat and drink the same things in the same quantities all the time, why do my farts smell 50 times worse than hers ?
i dunno, maybe you fabsters can help
Its down to stress with the man going out with working to provide for his family and coming back home to do the cooking, washing,ironing, gardening and on top of that she wants sex on demand when she wants it and not when you fancy a bit whilst they stay at home watching loose women and jeremy kyle
Just putting on my tin hat whilst singing who do you think your kidding mr hitler
ha ha, funny you should say that, she broke her wrist last week and i'm having to do all of the above, apart from the sex "
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"That made me laugh so much ! I said exactly the same thing to my hubby just the other day !!! I believe he's got a dead rat up his ass or something !"
He genuinely might have though??? |
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"That made me laugh so much ! I said exactly the same thing to my hubby just the other day !!! I believe he's got a dead rat up his ass or something !
He genuinely might have though??? "
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