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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's the warm weather it sweats, and they get a shaving rash and they get embarrassed.
Could also be the fact, they are but you have gone blind for perving.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why r female's not flashing they gash or pant's anymore When ddriving????
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It's a printing error, that requirement was accidentally missed out of the current version of the Highway Code  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I think the OP must have missed me driving with my bits up in the air, supported by pillows and me using a periscope to see the road ahead just to give the odd person a turn on
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"I cant remember that being part of my driving test? Has things moved on then?
Did you do the theory or practical on manoeuvring into a dogging location? "
Must admit failed first test wearing trousers, passed second time short skirt! Is that where he took me if I remember now the hand break was warm & squiggy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant remember that being part of my driving test? Has things moved on then? "
Oo'er is there really a driving test?
OMG....I better check this out.... yikes...  |
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As with everything there is a time and a place. On a quiet,straight motorway with a big distance between vehicles the professional truck driver can manage to take their eyes off the road for a few seconds without anyone crashing.
Sorry but a glimpse of anything is always welcome and I've never had a crash. |
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"As with everything there is a time and a place. On a quiet,straight motorway with a big distance between vehicles the professional truck driver can manage to take their eyes off the road for a few seconds without anyone crashing.
Sorry but a glimpse of anything is always welcome and I've never had a crash."
Yet. |
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"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x"
You little heartbreaker.
I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?
I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath  |
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"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x
You little heartbreaker.
I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?
I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath " haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X |
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"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x
You little heartbreaker.
I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?
I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X"
Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.
We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious. |
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"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x
You little heartbreaker.
I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?
I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X
Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.
We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious. "
Get a room. |
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"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x
You little heartbreaker.
I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?
I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X
Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.
We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious.
Get a room. "
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"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x
You little heartbreaker.
I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?
I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X
Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.
We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious. " can someone remind me what and means.?? |
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"As with everything there is a time and a place. On a quiet,straight motorway with a big distance between vehicles the professional truck driver can manage to take their eyes off the road for a few seconds without anyone crashing.
Sorry but a glimpse of anything is always welcome and I've never had a crash.
Yet. "
another 300 miles and still not crashed  |
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