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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Ok, I will don my priestly garbs, nip off and have a wee wee by the time I am back.....post your confessions and I will give you your penance....I know you have been a naughty lot...so don't be scared.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear God
please forgive me for sucking on a young man's cock this evening. I also need forgiveness for bending over for him. While you're in a forgiving mood,I've also been having bad thoughts about the vicar
Amen  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Dear God
please forgive me for sucking on a young man's cock this evening. I also need forgiveness for bending over for him. While you're in a forgiving mood,I've also been having bad thoughts about the vicar
Amen "
Go and suck the vicars cock, that will remedy one thing, I feel you are beyond help with other, say three, round and round the garden, like a teddy bear. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I thought about punching the lodger because I brought a lemon swirl cheesecake as a treat only to find that he had eaten the whole fucking cheesecake.... "
Ram his face in a rice pudding. Say six the wheels on the bus, and wear red lippy for a week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought about punching the lodger because I brought a lemon swirl cheesecake as a treat only to find that he had eaten the whole fucking cheesecake....
Bought "
Forgiven. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please forgive me for I have sinned, I have had many sinful thoughts of Ronald McDonald today... the desire to rub against those long rubbery feet has me all a dither I fear for my sanity, help me repent my ways.....how many hail Mary's will you bestow on me Oh Femme |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Please forgive me for I have sinned, I have had many sinful thoughts of Ronald McDonald today... the desire to rub against those long rubbery feet has me all a dither I fear for my sanity, help me repent my ways.....how many hail Mary's will you bestow on me Oh Femme "
Eat a Big mac, and tell me where he is, those red laces on his shoes look much better than my clit vibe..ahem..... |
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"I thought about punching the lodger because I brought a lemon swirl cheesecake as a treat only to find that he had eaten the whole fucking cheesecake.... Ram his face in a rice pudding. Say six the wheels on the bus, and wear red lippy for a week."
I can do that...  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I ate a chocolate caramel digestive bar about 15 minutes ago. I wasn't even that hungry; I just fancied one.Thats not a sin, please try to do better. "
In that case I have had many impure thoughts (no sin there) but haven't yet messaged the individual concerned to see if they want to help me act them out. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I ate a chocolate caramel digestive bar about 15 minutes ago. I wasn't even that hungry; I just fancied one.Thats not a sin, please try to do better.
In that case I have had many impure thoughts (no sin there) but haven't yet messaged the individual concerned to see if they want to help me act them out."
Get cracking on your fancy a fuck message, and eat another chocolate bar to give you inspiration, whilst singing aloud to save your love by renee and renata.  |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
This week I've broken a meets knee, Arranged two meets for the rest of the week with different men, oh and plan to get very very d*unk at the weekend before returning to work next week ...
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
" This week I've broken a meets knee, Arranged two meets for the rest of the week with different men, oh and plan to get very very d*unk at the weekend before returning to work next week ...
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This is a sin thread, carry on as you were.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear God
please forgive me for sucking on a young man's cock this evening. I also need forgiveness for bending over for him. While you're in a forgiving mood,I've also been having bad thoughts about the vicar
Amen Go and suck the vicars cock, that will remedy one thing, I feel you are beyond help with other, say three, round and round the garden, like a teddy bear."
The vicar sends his regards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me for i have sinned! I have let the family dog get his balls cut off! I fought for a year saying your not touching his crown jewles but i let them do it today! Now when ever hes looking at me i just think hes thinking "yeah look at you over there with your balls your smug fucker"
Poor little guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please forgive me for I have sinned, I have had many sinful thoughts of Ronald McDonald today... the desire to rub against those long rubbery feet has me all a dither I fear for my sanity, help me repent my ways.....how many hail Mary's will you bestow on me Oh Femme Eat a Big mac, and tell me where he is, those red laces on his shoes look much better than my clit vibe..ahem..... "
Last I saw He was running from me down the A1 (West Drayton) with the red laces missing from his shoes (I will pass them on in June) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't done anything bad.
Boring as fuck. Have you not inserted your willy in a wet hole? Fences not applicable. "
If fences aren't allowed then no.
*heavy sigh* |
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By *aveyXMan
over a year ago
high wycombe |
I have to admit to deliberately boiling my soup to impair its flavour, despite first reading the warning on the tin.
I am also thinking of staying up until midnight...
The devil must be in me today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are beyond redemption, I give up now who wants to sniff my cassock, I have just done a really meaty fart. "
Sounds like you may have soiled the cloth too. |
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Where do I begin  You are beyond help in this confessional, try another denomination.
Maybe Muslim? Yes, I think that would suit you."
Except I don't believe in killing myself because someone or something is telling me too. Plus I wouldn't survive as I like a drink |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Where do I begin You are beyond help in this confessional, try another denomination.
Maybe Muslim? Yes, I think that would suit you.
Except I don't believe in killing myself because someone or something is telling me too. Plus I wouldn't survive as I like a drink "
Then choose another one, that would suit you too. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Hin ale d sum erb
Hi whill soon hex hale  x X X
oh eye....that's a sin is it? maybe i sinned a wee bit then =) at least you admit you're a smoker i just pretend to eat and vapourise my kippers. "
Sure its not womens used knickers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have inadvertently rogered my local pharmacist, but she was smiling and she says, if I want a repeat prescription she'll 'sort me out' "
free Anusol for life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgive me oh great one, for I have sinned. I have been fantasizing about fucking sexy men without condoms! I have had dirty thoughts about cum dripping down my leg. How do I repent for my blasphemous ways? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ate a quarter pounder after promising myself not to anymore.
...nothing sexual as of yet. And nothing planned. Can you get someone to sin with me please? I'm not that bad you know - put in a good word for me.
Thank youuuu x
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Where do I begin You are beyond help in this confessional, try another denomination.
Maybe Muslim? Yes, I think that would suit you.
Except I don't believe in killing myself because someone or something is telling me too. Plus I wouldn't survive as I like a drink Then choose another one, that would suit you too.
If you follow any religion 100%. You will have your faults listed by everyone and you may miss out on things in life. Stay neutral, lead a good life and make sure everyone in your life is loved and protected and don't break the law and it doesn't matter if you have a religion or not. Dont break the law, yet your the one that posts about going round and bashing people up
There's a well known saying and it applies with your recent posts. It's "Don't poke the bear".
What does that mean?
Basically it means if you know something can cause an argument. Don't bring it up.
You do realise you come across as aggressive and threatening with a short temper and come across as so not the sort of person to meet if you value your personal safety! 
So your telling me a lot of people would consider telling someone what a saying means and I don't want an argument is being aggressive? Whoever believes I am aggressive based on that has got issues and going by what you've said that is the majority of people here. At the end of the day though. I have a life outside of this website and people know what I am like and have seen all sides to me and they get along with me as I do them. So why should I care on what people who I never speak to online/offline or will never meet in person think of me So far this week on threads youve talked about giving people brain damage and on the injustice thread going round punching someone, do you not think that makes you appear aggresive?
Hitting someone yes as I feel nothing is getting done and lives have been at risk and still maybe in the future and that's only because I feel justice isn't being done as the police have come out and said they won't do anything about it. As for brain damage. I think that's your mind as I don't recall saying that It was on a thread earlier in the week, i dont recall which thread but you said when you punched people at school you think you gave them brain damage. Its not in my mind
Ah I know the post. Was using sarcasm. All boys at a very young age get into scrapes. I was thinking out loud that these people (on the receiving end) turned into women beaters and druggies later on in their life when you wouldn't have expected them too. So do you not see that you come across as aggressive in your way of posting
Some I think a lot of people couldn't understand one basic line as it wasn't aggressive. It's a nice way of saying " leave me alone" and they took that as aggressive when I wasn't. Some took a childhood experience "strange circumstance" as being violent now, but was an observation and I agree that can be looked at being aggressive, but I didn't mean it to be. In the other thread I was/am still angry about, but I won't go there as that's opening a big cans of worms. When we write things in an open forum, they can come across in ways we dont expect. You singled me out, but if you go to your injustice thread, nearly everyone on there commented about your aggression, so it isnt just me. I understand you being angry but you put threads on the forums, that people dont understand and then when they try and answer with the bit of information you give them you take excetion to their answers. You want everyone to see your point of view and thats not how it works.
Any thread we put on the forums even silly jokey ones can go a whole different way to we expect them to.
You cant get angry with people for not agreeing with what you want them to say"
When someone disagrees with me. That isn't the issue. When someone disagrees and doesn't give a better solution. That's the annoying bit. I also know that saying half a story doesn't help either, but I feel I can't tell the full story for personal reasons. So thought if I give the highlights so to speak people can give their opinion on that. But what I didn't get was the fact I asked how to walk away from a persistent problem and I got attacked. If I was that bad. I would have mentioned it in my first message, but for a lot of the time I was asking how to walk away. Not saying the bad stuff. That came later. I also know my recent posts on this matter makes me seem really bad and I can safely say I am not and anyone who has spoken to me off her will verify that. Going through a really rough time that's all and I don't know how to get out of it. So what people are seeing is my frustration and not me as a person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have inadvertently rogered my local pharmacist, but she was smiling and she says, if I want a repeat prescription she'll 'sort me out'
free Anusol for life "
She's gonna need it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have inadvertently rogered my local pharmacist, but she was smiling and she says, if I want a repeat prescription she'll 'sort me out'
free Anusol for life
She's gonna need it "
that sounds so painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I begin You are beyond help in this confessional, try another denomination.
Maybe Muslim? Yes, I think that would suit you.
Except I don't believe in killing myself because someone or something is telling me too. Plus I wouldn't survive as I like a drink Then choose another one, that would suit you too.
If you follow any religion 100%. You will have your faults listed by everyone and you may miss out on things in life. Stay neutral, lead a good life and make sure everyone in your life is loved and protected and don't break the law and it doesn't matter if you have a religion or not. Dont break the law, yet your the one that posts about going round and bashing people up
There's a well known saying and it applies with your recent posts. It's "Don't poke the bear".
What does that mean?
Basically it means if you know something can cause an argument. Don't bring it up.
You do realise you come across as aggressive and threatening with a short temper and come across as so not the sort of person to meet if you value your personal safety!
So your telling me a lot of people would consider telling someone what a saying means and I don't want an argument is being aggressive? Whoever believes I am aggressive based on that has got issues and going by what you've said that is the majority of people here. At the end of the day though. I have a life outside of this website and people know what I am like and have seen all sides to me and they get along with me as I do them. So why should I care on what people who I never speak to online/offline or will never meet in person think of me So far this week on threads youve talked about giving people brain damage and on the injustice thread going round punching someone, do you not think that makes you appear aggresive?
Hitting someone yes as I feel nothing is getting done and lives have been at risk and still maybe in the future and that's only because I feel justice isn't being done as the police have come out and said they won't do anything about it. As for brain damage. I think that's your mind as I don't recall saying that It was on a thread earlier in the week, i dont recall which thread but you said when you punched people at school you think you gave them brain damage. Its not in my mind
Ah I know the post. Was using sarcasm. All boys at a very young age get into scrapes. I was thinking out loud that these people (on the receiving end) turned into women beaters and druggies later on in their life when you wouldn't have expected them too. So do you not see that you come across as aggressive in your way of posting
Some I think a lot of people couldn't understand one basic line as it wasn't aggressive. It's a nice way of saying " leave me alone" and they took that as aggressive when I wasn't. Some took a childhood experience "strange circumstance" as being violent now, but was an observation and I agree that can be looked at being aggressive, but I didn't mean it to be. In the other thread I was/am still angry about, but I won't go there as that's opening a big cans of worms. When we write things in an open forum, they can come across in ways we dont expect. You singled me out, but if you go to your injustice thread, nearly everyone on there commented about your aggression, so it isnt just me. I understand you being angry but you put threads on the forums, that people dont understand and then when they try and answer with the bit of information you give them you take excetion to their answers. You want everyone to see your point of view and thats not how it works.
Any thread we put on the forums even silly jokey ones can go a whole different way to we expect them to.
You cant get angry with people for not agreeing with what you want them to say
When someone disagrees with me. That isn't the issue. When someone disagrees and doesn't give a better solution. That's the annoying bit. I also know that saying half a story doesn't help either, but I feel I can't tell the full story for personal reasons. So thought if I give the highlights so to speak people can give their opinion on that. But what I didn't get was the fact I asked how to walk away from a persistent problem and I got attacked. If I was that bad. I would have mentioned it in my first message, but for a lot of the time I was asking how to walk away. Not saying the bad stuff. That came later. I also know my recent posts on this matter makes me seem really bad and I can safely say I am not and anyone who has spoken to me off her will verify that. Going through a really rough time that's all and I don't know how to get out of it. So what people are seeing is my frustration and not me as a person. "
do you really think this is the best place to ask for help and advice on something so personal and upsetting for you? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"But what I didn't get was the fact I asked how to walk away from a persistent problem and I got attacked. If I was that bad. I would have mentioned it in my first message, but for a lot of the time I was asking how to walk away."
And yet, when several people suggested you get counselling and anger management therapy you were very dismissive and said you don't need it.
You do come across as very aggressive and also petulant. You ask a question and then get stroppy when you don't get the answers you want.
My suggestion of counselling was very sincere and I suspect that when other people suggested anger management therapy they were being entirely serious too.
Somethings you can't change, you can only change how you react to them. If you are having difficulty coming to terms with a situation then you need help. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Badass thread. this was the funniest. .shit stirring at its best
Hah! I was following what was going on but didn't want to get involved... "
Like someone said last night, you never quite know how a thread will turn out, what started off as a fun thread turned into something quite different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I laugh when people get grumpy on here and imagine them self combusting into flames as they get so huffy and indignant about all manner of petty shite "
I'm ouraged that you think it is so funny.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I laugh when people get grumpy on here and imagine them self combusting into flames as they get so huffy and indignant about all manner of petty shite
I'm ouraged that you think it is so funny.
*poof*"
Never return to a firework once lit. 'Tis a sensible guideline. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I laugh when people get grumpy on here and imagine them self combusting into flames as they get so huffy and indignant about all manner of petty shite "
I love seeing a good O'l forum flounce.... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I just got in after spending 4 hours locked in a windowless room with 4 rather attractive gentleman. Unfortunately it was for the purposes of making music so I have no further sins to confess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got in after spending 4 hours locked in a windowless room with 4 rather attractive gentleman. Unfortunately it was for the purposes of making music so I have no further sins to confess."
This is worse than your biscuit confession. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I just got in after spending 4 hours locked in a windowless room with 4 rather attractive gentleman. Unfortunately it was for the purposes of making music so I have no further sins to confess.
This is worse than your biscuit confession."
I did use the dirty channel on my amp though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got in after spending 4 hours locked in a windowless room with 4 rather attractive gentleman. Unfortunately it was for the purposes of making music so I have no further sins to confess.
This is worse than your biscuit confession.
I did use the dirty channel on my amp though."
I don't know what that means. We shall see what femme has to say about this music malarky. |
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Dear Lord,
please forgive me.
I have knowingly sucked a dirty old man's cock without the presence of my gf/now ex. she liked me to dress and encouraged me to give oral as she watched. I was such a good gurl
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