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over a year ago
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JN is a bugger for this
Twice already this week I have woken up and been totally uncovered and unable to get the duvet back without wrestling with the semi concious mound by my side.
Thankfully, he's buggered off back to Liverpool for a couple of nights so I can have the duvet to myself for a bit.
Well ... unless the dog decides he is gonna hog it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" How do i get my own back on him suggestions please"
Buy him his own 'themed' single duvet, I am thinking along the lines Star Wars or Torchwood or summat else geeky.
Wait til he dozes off, and then take a piccy of him, preferably open mouthed and dribbling and simply upload it the next time he 'hogs'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"JN is a bugger for this
Twice already this week I have woken up and been totally uncovered and unable to get the duvet back without wrestling with the semi concious mound by my side.
Thankfully, he's buggered off back to Liverpool for a couple of nights so I can have the duvet to myself for a bit.
Well ... unless the dog decides he is gonna hog it "
Lol funny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" How do i get my own back on him suggestions please
Buy him his own 'themed' single duvet, I am thinking along the lines Star Wars or Torchwood or summat else geeky.
Wait til he dozes off, and then take a piccy of him, preferably open mouthed and dribbling and simply upload it the next time he 'hogs' "
Good idea thinking my daughter old barbie cover take a pic and put on my profile |
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Bet you could get all the forum buttering up before your meet, like youre the best thing since sliced bread. Then he steals your duvet! He sleeps in the car or fucks off, if he has not mastered bedroom etiquette. Either that, or invite some gay mates to come and share the bed. |
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well if hogged all the blanket put your cold feet on him or find something just as cold instead
then saying that how many ladies do actually hog the covers all onto there side of the bed then moan when you snuggle up to them to get warm again  |
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over a year ago
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Make him sleep on the wet patch. I do that to all the girls.
All the buggers i've been with have hogged the duvet and then i end up with a cold and chesty cough for the new few days!
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"Make him sleep on the wet patch. I do that to all the girls.
All the buggers i've been with have hogged the duvet and then i end up with a cold and chesty cough for the new few days!
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Not sure I understand the how from this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave off his eyebrows
Or actually, it would be funnier if you shaved just one off.
and replaced it with a drawn on high arched one  In a red sharpie "
You saw that woman in Southend high street as well  |
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