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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Since Sky Remotes are the go to for men to proportion size to their appendages, I was wondering how women could help those men out in return.
If the Sky remote is the unofficial cock ruler, how can they be sure they are getting the correct size fanny aperture for their doleful cocks?
After all, you can't put a Sky Remote through a Dunkin' Donut ( well you can, but it's not good for either.)
Some subliminal clues in your photos would help.
A tea cup.
A jam jar.
A mop bucket.
Thanks in advance.
SU
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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
There is an old joke that this post has reminded me of. 3 women are talking about the size of there Virginias. The one nips out to the back yard and returns with a bucket of sand filled right to the brim. "Right ladies squat on that and I'll measure the imprint says the lady". The first lady does just that and leaves a very good imprint that they measure. " 3 inches not bad" after flattening the sand the next women does the same and she comes in at 4 inches. The women who brought the bucket in takes her place and lowers herself down, gives herself a little wiggle. The other women are eager to measure the imprint and are ready with the tape measure but there is no imprint? "Do it again" they say "you haven't left a mark"! "smell the rim the lady says"  |
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