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What is the most 'badass' thing you've ever done?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The water squirting in the road rage thread and comments made me smile a little so got me thinking what was the most bad ass thing the rest of you had done? (legal of course)  |
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I taped ten pencils together specially to do my lines at school
i must not be a smart cunt
i must not be a smart cunt
i must not be a smart cunt
I must not be a smart cunt
i must not be a smart
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Not sure really. I always look back fondly upon beating the shit out of a lad at school cos he nicked my ball. "
Sure I've caused brain damage to the point people's personality has changed. Looking back. Every child I hit whilst at school. They have turned from someone who liked to mouth off, but that's their limit. Now they take drugs and have been known to slap women around  . That has to be a coincidence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did once shag under a weeping willow tree... In someone's front garden. On my way home from town..Hey it was dark. Hope the passers by didn't get a glimpse.
Swapped my green bins with my neighbours when ours was full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the only thing ive ever nicked in my life - and im shamed to this day for it - a packet of lockets when the all night pharmacy opened up for my flatmate emergency tablets - we were skint and my throat was very sore - no excuse tho - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes. 
I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did. "
That's unforgivable. Not even an Essex girl like me would do that |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.
I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did.
That's unforgivable. Not even an Essex girl like me would do that "
I am deeply ashamed, but its a weight off sharing it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.
I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did.
That's unforgivable. Not even an Essex girl like me would do that "
You sure nanna |
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Played "BOGIES" with my kids in a supermarket 
For those that don't know and think we went round wiping !!! NO I'm not that bad !!!! It was a Game played by Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. "
Actually they went round supermarkets too doing that. Check it on YouTube  |
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used to do the football trick where you half fill a 'normal looking' ball with sand and leave it outside the local pub..
the amount of wannabe Bobby Charlton, Geoff Hurst or George Best who saw it and took a run up to hoof it then howled in pain as the did was hilarious..
happy days.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tried to drown a lad who beat my little brother up when I was a kid,big brother pulled me off him  "
Raced a police car as stupid speeds thinking it was my mate chasing me. Foolish and irresponsible but I was only 18 at the time |
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"Im not mentioning the ferret again but i sold a jack Russell for continuity pissing on my head and shoulders because it was so glad to see me  "
fuck if i had only known i would have got big money for that dog now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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as a teenager , i stole my blind neighbours milk from his doorstep and then watched out of the window while he tried to find it , I have since found god and stopped wanking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Told a guy in a loud voice in the pub he looked nothing like his pictures to the point I thought he was the granddad then walked out. I was only telling the truth though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shagged a girl in the toilets of a night club in Zante. Only to come out and be greeted by the announcement of the dj and every one patting me on the back ( which I must say hurt cause of sun burn lol) the girl left in a hurry red faced but I'd become jack the lad happy days club 18-30 ( sitting reminiscing now ) if that girl reads this get in touch wolvo has a good night life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trespassed on a farmer's field once, when I was younger. The farmer saw us, chased us and shot my male mate in the ass with a pellet gun!! Haha, those were the days! |
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I've been known to go a lil cra cra from time to time.
This one time I made a Pot Noodle and left it for only 30 seconds before eating. Another time I cooked Oat So Simple in like 3 fucking minutes instead of the regulation 2 mins.
There are other stories but I daren't say them on a public forum. Suffice to say I am VERY experimental in the kitchen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.
Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.
It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.
Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.
It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.
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I smiled at that but surely you offered to help get it back on the road? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I put itching powder in my brothers boxer draw after he slept with my best mates mum lol"
I put Fiery Jack in the crotch of a blokes pants in the football changing rooms once. The plonker ran straight back in the showers to get it off, which made it 10 times worse. Can still see him hoppity hopping now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once spent the afternoon completely randomly rearranging the item price labels in a supermarket.
This made me "
I did find a certain amount of satisfaction they where horrible to work for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.
Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.
It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.
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Excellent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.
Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.
It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.
I smiled at that but surely you offered to help get it back on the road? "
We would have done but he was threatening the police etc so didn't see the funny side of it. We all kept quiet and let him suffer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did put cocktail sticks inside my brothers crash helmet yrs ago when we were teenagers so that when he pulled it over his head they stuck in his head
That was probably a revenge attack for something though |
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"I did put cocktail sticks inside my brothers crash helmet yrs ago when we were teenagers so that when he pulled it over his head they stuck in his head
That was probably a revenge attack for something though "
holy shite Thats dark.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!
WOW - respect  "
Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!
WOW - respect
Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief "
Read it again , I think the gun was pointing the other way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!
WOW - respect
Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief
Read it again , I think the gun was pointing the other way. "
Doh! Blonde moment!
That must have been terrifying! |
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While in a supermarket looking at kids toys I farted, hells bells did it ever stink!
So, as you do, a gave a kid stood next to me a really filthy look. His mum looked round at that instant and took a wiff of the air... and slapped him a good'n PMSL |
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While in a supermarket looking at kids toys I farted, hells bells did it ever stink!
So, as you do, a gave a kid stood next to me a really filthy look. His mum looked round at that instant and took a wiff of the air... and slapped him a good'n PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!
WOW - respect
Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief "
Think you mis read that.. he had the barrel in MY face. I stuck my fingers in and pushed... yes of coyrse i was scared but i was also furious and sick to the back teeth of the shit... something had to give. He got counselling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!
WOW - respect
Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief
Read it again , I think the gun was pointing the other way.
Doh! Blonde moment!
That must have been terrifying! "
beyond terrifying.. still gives me shudders to think how it couldve gone. |
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