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go to the bathroom with a wet lettuce, lock the door, turn out the light and repeatedly slap yourself around the face with it for 39.2 seconds...it really works |
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"go to the bathroom with a wet lettuce, lock the door, turn out the light and repeatedly slap yourself around the face with it for 39.2 seconds...it really works "
You been watching Allo Allo again? |
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"go to the bathroom with a wet lettuce, lock the door, turn out the light and repeatedly slap yourself around the face with it for 39.2 seconds...it really works
You been watching Allo Allo again?"
im a 90's fella, I was brought up on biker mice from mars and zap |
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Put your cock into the vacuum's pipe end. The suction will cause friction in your stomach, melting it, allowing you to piss it out. Dont piss into the vac though - as assuming that you do home cleaning - each clean will leave your room smelling of stale urine. If you shoot your load, the same applies too. |
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