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Things that really should'nt make you think of sex.

By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Made some custard yesterday, whilst stirring all I could think about was writhing naked in tepid custard and playing some sex games.

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made some custard yesterday, whilst stirring all I could think about was writhing naked in tepid custard and playing some sex games.

What about you?

I was writhing in some custard and some bugger started stirring it!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Made some custard yesterday, whilst stirring all I could think about was writhing naked in tepid custard and playing some sex games.

What about you?

I was writhing in some custard and some bugger started stirring it! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Melons

Mini eggs

Sexy strappy stilettos

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

KFC wipes

The Antiques Roadshow Theme

Quite a few songs

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Vegetables, especially phallic shaped ones

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fruit pastille lollies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bollards

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollards

"
You haven't??!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bollards

You haven't??!!

Just a thought. Rather too large for me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollards

You haven't??!!

Just a thought. Rather too large for me

"
heavens above thank god for that

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Anything boobie related

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anything boobie related

"
Balls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very loud engine noises that vibrate through my body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Duct tape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twister ice lollies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Female Mannequins

I actually took things further, and we still see each other occasionally if she's ever working at the Trafford Centre.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Female Mannequins

I actually took things further, and we still see each other occasionally if she's ever working at the Trafford Centre.

Thats a popular fetish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black leather couches I explode in DFS haha

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

Absolutely everything!!!

Fuckin ooofty(rubbing my thighs and pulling a funny face)

whoopity whoop!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely everything!!!

Fuckin ooofty(rubbing my thighs and pulling a funny face)

whoopity whoop!

Men in kilts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nicorettes lozenges. Read the instructions. They actually tell you how to suck then using their special 'sucking technique'

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

the mirror

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

wrong thread lol I meant to put this on the what makes you feel old thread

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wrong thread lol I meant to put this on the what makes you feel old thread"
Well a mirror can do it as well I spose.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Heavy weight cage fighting.....yum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trampolines, women pee-ing outside and owls!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Trampolines, women pee-ing outside and owls!!!

"
So if a woman dressed up as an owl jumped on a trampoline and pissed herself you would be cocka hoop?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

the dentists chair

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Shop changing rooms.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Dudes who walk around with their hands down their pants. I dont know if theyre having prolonged 24x7 wanks or what. I have road bumps or calming measures, but have enjoyed them sexually too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PLaying facebook pool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything and everything. It's a real problem.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Washing machine fast-spin cycle

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Cream doghnuts !! Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maltesers

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

[Removed by poster at 02/06/14 23:48:10]

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Convoy cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made some custard yesterday, whilst stirring all I could think about was writhing naked in tepid custard and playing some sex games.

What about you?

I was writhing in some custard and some bugger started stirring it! "
It

Must be those birds again stirring things up birds custard....

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Led Zeppelin II

The smell of diesel on a man

Golf courses

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Screwfix and various Power tools.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't help myself. She shouldn't make me think of sex, but she does. Your mum.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can't help myself. She shouldn't make me think of sex, but she does. Your mum."
You really have a problem there

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

Faanny paadz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't help myself. She shouldn't make me think of sex, but she does. Your mum.You really have a problem there

I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't help myself. She shouldn't make me think of sex, but she does. Your mum.You really have a problem there

I know.

If its not one thing its your mother.

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

. White out and red pens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tube station entrance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nigella Lawson....licking something off her finger

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Nigella Lawson....licking something off her finger

Cor blimey, now yer talking missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waterwings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Waterwings

Pandas!!!!!!

How could you leave them out broooo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching women's tennis

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By *ETSHAVEFUN1Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

i take them.

dont find my self getting the horn.

know the knicker department in tescos dose ""!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theresa May. I know, it's so wrong, but feels so right...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My female colleague was eating a banana today. I can't help but look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Girls young enough to be my daughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swimming pool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

reliving in my mind certain things get me like that - often from texting a certain him whilst doing said chore - or washing up and stuff we have attempted to do together- ironing is never boring anymore - on my knees cleaning cupboards /oven mmmmmm -- and a strange thing that makes my pussy buzz is when i run a bath and im bending over swishing the water into a bubbly mass - all good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue Peter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women parking enforcement officers ??

(Any other uniform yes but not that one ooops!!!!)

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago