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over a year ago
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I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture  "
I would prefer the real Jim Kerr 
But I would make do with a picture  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture "
I'd take you out for dinner. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner."
Me and femme? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme? "
I'm a cheap skate would just gift wrap myself  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"If I could - time off work and a penthouse suite in Edinburgh during the comedy fest."
Well after such a lush present as that, it would have to be something extra special, perhaps hot air balloon ride, or a meal for 2 in a castle |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"If I could - time off work and a penthouse suite in Edinburgh during the comedy fest.
Well after such a lush present as that, it would have to be something extra special, perhaps hot air balloon ride, or a meal for 2 in a castle "
Leopard print cat suit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme? "
Oh go on then. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then."
Oooh where going? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going? "
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook."
You are being unusually nice, is there a catch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook."
Will the meal include champagne? |
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Cos I'm a bit skint I'd get in the kitchen and make up a hamper of goodies then turn up and whisk you off to a nearby beautiful place with a rug and cushions to sit on, some music to play and afternoon tea in the hamper with a selection of crustless sandwiches, scotch eggs, at least three types of teeny cakes a flask of tea and homemade elderflower cordial and sparkling water for responsible fizz.
Who for?
SOTB, Femme and Tina.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cocktail hamper: all the ingredients for your fave cocktail and two suitable serving glasses in a pretty bag."
a cheeky smile and night at the flicks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.You are being unusually nice, is there a catch? "
Unusually? I'm a nice guy me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.
Will the meal include champagne? "
For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.
Will the meal include champagne?
For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom."
A season ticket for his footie team. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.
Will the meal include champagne?
For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom.A season ticket for his footie team. "
shucks, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.
Will the meal include champagne?
For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom.A season ticket for his footie team.
shucks, thank you."
Sunglasses so he ogle without being obvious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....
So let's play a game
Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture
I'd take you out for dinner.
Me and femme?
Oh go on then.Oooh where going?
Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.
Will the meal include champagne?
For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom.A season ticket for his footie team.
shucks, thank you.
Sunglasses so he ogle without being obvious "
Awesome, thanks! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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I would get ErectJim a rather nifty suit, not one of those crappy ones the England football team are wearing, but something you'd expect Sean Connery to wear when playing Bond, or maybe a First sea Lord.
The joke present would be a mouse trap left, cocked, in the right hand pocket |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would get ErectJim a rather nifty suit, not one of those crappy ones the England football team are wearing, but something you'd expect Sean Connery to wear when playing Bond, or maybe a First sea Lord.
The joke present would be a mouse trap left, cocked, in the right hand pocket "
That's very thoughtful, thank you. |
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