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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"women going to work in one trainer one shoe
injure her other footThats harsh, and cannot be helped? 
wear two trainers "
Maybe they don't have two, got it half price? You know us ladies cannot resist a bargain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"women going to work in one trainer one shoe
injure her other footThats harsh, and cannot be helped?
wear two trainers Maybe they don't have two, got it half price? You know us ladies cannot resist a bargain "
got me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leggins on a lady with a bottom so large the material becomes almost translucent with the strain.
Any item of clothing that is tight enough to produce a muffin top.
Inappropriately short or low clothes in a work environment (unless you happen to be a lifeguard/stripper)
Work shirt blue jeans and formal shoes.
Any tee-shirt with the picture of a wolf/wild animal on it.
The punishment should be knowing that the world thinks you look shit |
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I saw a couple of very large ladies wandering around the car boot sale yesterday in snug fitting tops and no support for the Mitchell brothers who seemed to be trying to escape via their waistbands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one dare mention my toe socks, leopard print meggins and cardigans!
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Cardigans are fine, as long as they're accompanied by Oxford bags and comfortable brogues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ugg boots and the like.
Punishment: You get them super glued to your feet.
Onesies
Punishment: Taken to a safari park and told to run from one end to the other.
Cricket jumpers.
Punishment: Wanna wear the jumper? Better see if you can play first.
The Asda kkk england costume.
Punishment: Walk through Brixton and see if you live. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ugg boots and the like.
Punishment: You get them super glued to your feet.
Onesies
Punishment: Taken to a safari park and told to run from one end to the other.
Cricket jumpers.
Punishment: Wanna wear the jumper? Better see if you can play first.
The Asda kkk england costume.
Punishment: Walk through Brixton and see if you live."
You have thought very carefully about this haven't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ugg boots and the like.
Punishment: You get them super glued to your feet.
Onesies
Punishment: Taken to a safari park and told to run from one end to the other.
Cricket jumpers.
Punishment: Wanna wear the jumper? Better see if you can play first.
The Asda kkk england costume.
Punishment: Walk through Brixton and see if you live."
Dahell is the Asda kkk England costume?  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Crime : Women with eyebrowz draw on with a fucking paint roller.
Punishment : Eyebrows will be tattooed on along with a novelty moustache to match. "
Some women do indeed have them tattooed on. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Whoo the amount of vitriol this thread has unleashed
Let it all out, very cathartic
You should have seen one of the threads last night lol
Not much vitriol in this one imo lol  "
Some people were vile last night, today is a new day however..... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I hate onesies. There, I've said it out loud. And UGG boots. And Crocs. And sandals with socks. And anything emblazoned with the Playboy logo.
I saw a couple wearing matching wolf sweatshirts the other week. I nearly hurled. |
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"Whoo the amount of vitriol this thread has unleashed
Let it all out, very cathartic
You should have seen one of the threads last night lol
Not much vitriol in this one imo lol Some people were vile last night, today is a new day however....."
And  to that |
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"I hate onesies. There, I've said it out loud. And UGG boots. And Crocs. And sandals with socks. And anything emblazoned with the Playboy logo.
I saw a couple wearing matching wolf sweatshirts the other week. I nearly hurled."
geeza cuddle. X x X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worst thing i've ever seen was a large lady wearing white leggings.... was a hot day and she was sweating profusely... not a nice look"
Bloody made me put my egg and tomato butty in the bin that thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"worst thing i've ever seen was a large lady wearing white leggings.... was a hot day and she was sweating profusely... not a nice look
Bloody made me put my egg and tomato butty in the bin that thought "
Shame you got punished for that crime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ugg boots and the like.
Punishment: You get them super glued to your feet.
Onesies
Punishment: Taken to a safari park and told to run from one end to the other.
Cricket jumpers.
Punishment: Wanna wear the jumper? Better see if you can play first.
The Asda kkk england costume.
Punishment: Walk through Brixton and see if you live.You have thought very carefully about this haven't you? "
well I had some time to kill so put a lil bit of thought into it. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ugg boots and the like.
Punishment: You get them super glued to your feet.
Onesies
Punishment: Taken to a safari park and told to run from one end to the other.
Cricket jumpers.
Punishment: Wanna wear the jumper? Better see if you can play first.
The Asda kkk england costume.
Punishment: Walk through Brixton and see if you live.You have thought very carefully about this haven't you?
well I had some time to kill so put a lil bit of thought into it. "
Onesies seem to be in the lead so far. |
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Jeans that show off your boxers
Punishment: treat them as if they were in jail.
Having dirty boxers showing because you wear your jeans round your thighs
Punishment: supersized wedgey
Having sex at a venue with just white socks on.(what we're you thinking)
Punishment: help me here people I couldn't believe she let him fuck her like that......a few of us had a giggle at the white socks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a perm in 1987. The fact it looked that bad was punishment enough.I had Bananarama hair. "
I tried to look like Phil Oakey. Thank god for school uniform. With white socks, naturally. Rebel without a clue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ugg boots and the like.
Punishment: You get them super glued to your feet.
Onesies
Punishment: Taken to a safari park and told to run from one end to the other.
Cricket jumpers.
Punishment: Wanna wear the jumper? Better see if you can play first.
The Asda kkk england costume.
Punishment: Walk through Brixton and see if you live.You have thought very carefully about this haven't you?
well I had some time to kill so put a lil bit of thought into it. Onesies seem to be in the lead so far. "
And rightly so too. They're stupid. And the fact that people go shopping in them is ridiculous. |
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Any sportswear worn by those without athletic ability or disabilities, or whilst engaging in fitness activities or travelling for fitness participation. Doing so is a crime against humanity and good taste. Punishment - non stop running in my human hamster wheel for a marathon, or submerged into nearest large body of water and made to swim or sink. Preferably sink. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Jeans with elasticated cuffs. Everyone I've seen wearing them, young or old, fat, thin or average, just looks a twat.
They should be publicly de-bagged and said item ritualistically burned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The onesie
Especially if worn
Shopping to tesco, asda etc....
The school run
Popping to corner shop
Or anywhere other than inside the bloody house
Especially stupid worn on a night out.
Fucking ridiculous piece of clothing.
YOU LOOK STUPID WEARING IT, DON'T CARE HOW COOL YOU THINK YOU LOOK
It's a baby grow end of.
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"Ugg boots...
I really can't stand them, and I bought MissLiss a pair last year!
What was I thinking..."
They are actually from New Zealand and worn as slippers.
Hate them and people that go out in onesies and PJs
WTF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ugg boots...
I really can't stand them, and I bought MissLiss a pair last year!
What was I thinking...
They are actually from New Zealand and worn as slippers.
Hate them and people that go out in onesies and PJs
WTF "
It's just pure laziness.
Am sure they would complain if I strolled into coop in my grundies scratching my ball sac, coz I could not be arsed to get dressed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Onesies
pyjamas outdoors
Pyjamas indoors
any clothing with the Retailers name splashed over the front shouting look at me i can afford to pay 80 sovs for a T shirt while blissfully unaware that it is made in the same Indian sweatshop as a 2 squid top from primark.
Punishment..herded together smothered in strawberry jam and placed in a pen with a Amorous Grizzly Bear
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a man Leather sandals and white socks, pulled up to the knee and shorts
Punishment, made to spend a hot day hill walking in a lace thong, the chafing will remind them NEVER to do that again..
COMB OVERS.....
No punishment is severe enough... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crime : Women with eyebrowz draw on with a fucking paint roller.
Punishment : Eyebrows will be tattooed on along with a novelty moustache to match. Some women do indeed have them tattooed on. "
I do. No moustache to match though! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Crime : Women with eyebrowz draw on with a fucking paint roller.
Punishment : Eyebrows will be tattooed on along with a novelty moustache to match. Some women do indeed have them tattooed on.
I do. No moustache to match though! "
Sharpies are cheaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who wear trainers or tracky bottoms should be made to exercise there and then.
Come on then mate , you've paid £100 for a pair of pumps now run around the block in them you clown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who wear trainers or tracky bottoms should be made to exercise there and then.
Come on then mate , you've paid £100 for a pair of pumps now run around the block in them you clown. "
I wear skate shoes and boots because I have big fat feet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who wear trainers or tracky bottoms should be made to exercise there and then.
Come on then mate , you've paid £100 for a pair of pumps now run around the block in them you clown.
I wear skate shoes and boots because I have big fat feet."
You wear fish skin shoes ? |
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Moderate Level Crime - guys wearing skinny jeans with the low slung crotch... usually somewhere just above the knee... creating the look of dwarfism legs or someone wearing a jumper as trousers.
Serious Crime - podgy guys in the aforementioned skinny jeans.
Moderate Level Crime - guys wearing garish coloured baggy bodybuilder's sweatpants in public.
Serious Crime - skinny fecker wearing aforementioned garish sweatpants ... looking like a bad MC Hammer tribute waiting to breakout into the running man whilst singing "Can't touch this... STOP... Hammer time" |
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"I had a perm in 1987. The fact it looked that bad was punishment enough.I had Bananarama hair. "
Ahh 1987, i was sporting the Bros look back then. Gel spiked hair, skinny stonewash jeans with basketball boots/trainers with the tongues hanging out and bottle tops in the laces.
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I had a perm in 1987. The fact it looked that bad was punishment enough.I had Bananarama hair.
Ahh 1987, i was sporting the Bros look back then. Gel spiked hair, skinny stonewash jeans with basketball boots/trainers with the tongues hanging out and bottle tops in the laces.
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I was in ripped jeans and cowboy boots and oversize jackets. |
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"I had a perm in 1987. The fact it looked that bad was punishment enough.I had Bananarama hair.
Ahh 1987, i was sporting the Bros look back then. Gel spiked hair, skinny stonewash jeans with basketball boots/trainers with the tongues hanging out and bottle tops in the laces.
I was in ripped jeans and cowboy boots and oversize jackets. "
What, no shoulder pads? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I had a perm in 1987. The fact it looked that bad was punishment enough.I had Bananarama hair.
Ahh 1987, i was sporting the Bros look back then. Gel spiked hair, skinny stonewash jeans with basketball boots/trainers with the tongues hanging out and bottle tops in the laces.
I was in ripped jeans and cowboy boots and oversize jackets.
What, no shoulder pads? "
Huuuge ones. |
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Any bloke in saggy pants should just get their exposed arse fucked by anyone who fancies it as punishment. The wearing of any matching clothing by a couple should mean an immediate asbo banning them from associating together for 10 years minimum. Huge ear hole piercings must result in brain surgery removing their ability to both hear and see ever again. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Any tee-shirt with the picture of a wolf/wild animal on it."
I've got several t-shirts with wild animals on. I don't think I've got any wolves but I've got them with various big cats and one with horses.
Punishment? Yeah whatever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crime : Women with eyebrowz draw on with a fucking paint roller.
Punishment : Eyebrows will be tattooed on along with a novelty moustache to match. Some women do indeed have them tattooed on.
I do. No moustache to match though! Sharpies are cheaper "
And don't look nearly as natural! Especially when you accidentally pick the green one out of the packet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hawaiian shirts and 2 or 3 buttons undone wearing a medallion...
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Now, when we're together you tell me I remind you of Magnum PI! See you later for an explanation... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On guys: leather gay pirate boots, converse, vans, bright polo shirts, deep v necks, baggy jeans, baggy suits, combat trousers/shorts (unless you go fishing), no socks, coloured hoodies, hollister, superdry things, any geeky/clever/quote/city related printed t-shirts and finally expensive clothes with that 'made to look old' look.
On girls: UGGly boots, generally speaking every girl can look good in anything as long as they throw it on correctly and have the body for it. I know someone that wears shiny 90s track suits and she looks banging!
PS: I actually like the fleece wolf things. |
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