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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I will break you at swingball. I grew up surrounded by tall people and as a shortarse I learnt early on how to smack down on a swingball to take out my brother by wacking him on the chin. I even broke a racket once; I hit it that hard. He used to try and get the cord to wrap around my neck with a sideways slam so it was fair game.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will break you at swingball. I grew up surrounded by tall people and as a shortarse I learnt early on how to smack down on a swingball to take out my brother by wacking him on the chin. I even broke a racket once; I hit it that hard. He used to try and get the cord to wrap around my neck with a sideways slam so it was fair game. "
I fold. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strip Scrabble though. Or Goth Twister. It's game on!"
Let's play swing ball quickly - before they use it to tie up the gobby newbie on the other thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol Swing ball...classic...forgotten about that one...yeah me and my sister used to whack the fuck out of each other with that one.
How about a game of strip swing ball?
I'm gambling on the fact that Ligeia only learnt how to hit chins  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strip Scrabble though. Or Goth Twister. It's game on!
Let's play swing ball quickly - before they use it to tie up the gobby newbie on the other thread."
Lol
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"Lol Swing ball...classic...forgotten about that one...yeah me and my sister used to whack the fuck out of each other with that one.
How about a game of strip swing ball?
I'm gambling on the fact that Ligeia only learnt how to hit chins "
strip swingball? at what point would u remove item of clothing? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every time you lose a point, you remove an item of clothing. Simple. X
It's going to be a short match if you just twat it hard every shot. X"
lol  the trick is to wear lots and lots of socks...that and you've gotta be ready for the twat shot and give it a full whackarooney back into the tit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strip Scrabble though. Or Goth Twister. It's game on!
Dare I ask what goth twister is?"
It means every time you spin the wheel, you can put your foot or hand wherever you fancy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bollocks to having a Swing Phone when for £15 you can own Swing Ball.
Anyone for tennis?
We get it ok? Yer old. We know! 
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I'm vintage - retro even. Not old
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Bollocks to having a Swing Phone when for £15 you can own Swing Ball.
Anyone for tennis?
We get it ok? Yer old. We know!
I'm vintage - retro even. Not old
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Tell it to your Just For Men  |
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