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my idea of the worst night out ever
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate
This is an actuality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate
This is an actuality "
100% with you on this.
Far more into relaxing round an open fire maybe on a beach gentle music, great friends chatting a nice glass of single malt. Chatting till sun comes up.
Cuddling up under a blanket.
Him
And and some great sex as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best. "
I agree.....especially when you're with your mum at a rugby club and she tries to rip their trousers off when they're not ready for it!  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best. "
I wouldn't mind the strippers so much. All the screaming, fawning, plastered, grope-y women behaving like they've never seen a man half naked before would drive me batty. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm told a male stripper giving a private performance to 'Bad to the Bone' is quite an experience. I hope to try it one day  "
Now I wouldn't say no to a private dance from a sexy man.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's Romford for you.
In Romford the d*unk women in the toilets try to be your best mate coz they want to ponce som magic nose powder 
Gimp"
lol they would be sorely disappointed with me then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate
This is an actuality
100% with you on this.
Far more into relaxing round an open fire maybe on a beach gentle music, great friends chatting a nice glass of single malt. Chatting till sun comes up.
Cuddling up under a blanket.
Him
And and some great sex as well "
A beach in England? We would need a thermal blanket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.
I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol "
That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.
I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol
That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall"
I've resisted. My niece used to work at Mecca and I know the reality of it. The men they use on the flyers are nothing like the men in the show. I cringe when I've been present at a party with a male stripper. Only one was entertaining and fit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never been to karaoke or a male stripper evening. I really must get out more.
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You haven't been reading properly have you. Worse night out ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.
I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol
That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall"
get your dibbers, dabbers and your dobbers ready, eyes down for a full house lets go unluck for some number 12  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few years ago i had a club and put on a male stripper night and it was crazy,
150 screaming drooling nutters groping over five blokes covered in chip fat is not a good look
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's Romford for you.
In Romford the d*unk women in the toilets try to be your best mate coz they want to ponce som magic nose powder
Gimp"
Does Avon sell it? |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate
This is an actuality "
Head north or west it's better
(What i mean is i'll be closer to help you 'escape'  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.
I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol
That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall
I've resisted. My niece used to work at Mecca and I know the reality of it. The men they use on the flyers are nothing like the men in the show. I cringe when I've been present at a party with a male stripper. Only one was entertaining and fit "
I had one at my hen night a million yrs ago,he was gorgeous,I got one for my friend from the same company,he was like Tony Angelino from only fools and horses! Was so bad he was hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's Romford for you.
In Romford the d*unk women in the toilets try to be your best mate coz they want to ponce som magic nose powder
Gimp
Does Avon sell it? "
Now i know why women wait for that doorbell to ring
Dinnnng donnnng |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.
I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol
That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall
I've resisted. My niece used to work at Mecca and I know the reality of it. The men they use on the flyers are nothing like the men in the show. I cringe when I've been present at a party with a male stripper. Only one was entertaining and fit
I had one at my hen night a million yrs ago,he was gorgeous,I got one for my friend from the same company,he was like Tony Angelino from only fools and horses! Was so bad he was hilarious "
Both my daughter's have had one in the past one got a fit fireman one got a scrawny dancer in a loin cloth. That poor man got slaughtered,I felt sorry for him |
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