A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
"I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive."
"Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it."
About 20mins later he gets another call..."
"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?
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I took a bird back home last night.
We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she
asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?"
I said, "No, I'd rather we did it here."
"Oh I see." She winked, "Something in your bedroom you don't want me
to see eh?"
I said, "Yeah, my wife." |
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