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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!
Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?"
Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual. |
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual. "
as you will see from the above post I have very little left, would you compromise with one bisexual and one willing to fondle after three babychams? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?"
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? "
I was about to ask the same question! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No height requirement lol
Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock 
Aaaaw aren't you nice  want one? I've got two blondes, a redhead and a couple of brunettes left "
Now you've got me wondering about their height lol There's a catch...there's always a catch...something about not watering them after midnight? |
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? "
you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual.
as you will see from the above post I have very little left, would you compromise with one bisexual and one willing to fondle after three babychams?"
Hell yeah, I like a challenge... |
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??
I was about to ask the same question!"
He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??
I was about to ask the same question!
He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy?"
Is he a polyorchid then?! |
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??
I was about to ask the same question!
He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy?
Is he a polyorchid then?!"
no but he's willing to travel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!
Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this "
Just a thought, but you're hardly selling yourself profile wise. And your wish list is way to specific. |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock
Do you have a certificate authenticating your pedigree? How supple are you? "
Well my dear...I have formerly been known as the north wests most scintillating contortionist ... Just call me Bendy Wendy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??
you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke? "
As I already have a 6ft8 man of my own I will graciously accept a 4ft6 specimen. I promise not to break him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??
I was about to ask the same question!"
You can have 2wheels but he comes up short by 2 inches
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??
you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke?
As I already have a 6ft8 man of my own I will graciously accept a 4ft6 specimen. I promise not to break him "
send him back when you've finsihed then, demand seems to be high tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I don't mean to brag but I've got one 
That said she can't make a decent cup of tea if her life depends on it..."
You're gonna lose another 2 inches from somewhere else in a minute 
crystal |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Bursts into the thread in a dramatic fashion after hearing that there is a chap looking for a dirty minded girly.
Looks round expectantly, checks the OP's profile, just sees one cock pic, does a 
Looks at the queue forming and decides to go back to listening to From our own Correspondent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I don't mean to brag but I've got one
That said she can't make a decent cup of tea if her life depends on it..."
Now that is a deal breaker! |
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I don't mean to brag but I've got one
That said she can't make a decent cup of tea if her life depends on it...
You're gonna lose another 2 inches from somewhere else in a minute
crystal"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!
Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this "
Might I humbly suggest an inflatable doll. I think you'll find it meets up with most of your key requirements |
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones? "
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit |
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"Any serious offers of lady's that fot requirements and want to be treated like a princes "
Hi, I think you will need to be a bit patient, I'm not sure what you were expecting when you joined but what you're looking for is rare.
I think you will have some success if you build your profile a little, put a few more body shots on your profile and maybe lower your sights a little. You might eventually be able to build a relationship such as you're after but they don't come ready made usually |
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"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning.
Can they cook too? "
The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning.
Can they cook too?
The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave."
Maybe each one should come with a microwavable meal to be safe!
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"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning.
Can they cook too?
The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave.
Maybe each one should come with a microwavable meal to be safe!
crystal"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit "
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do |
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"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!
Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this "
I fear you have unrealistic expectations. |
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do "
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make mine 2nd class post
I'm a bit short of money
Thanks
ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? "
Can't you just frank them and send them via business post?!
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"Make mine 2nd class post
I'm a bit short of money
Thanks
ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps?
Can't you just frank them and send them via business post?!
crystal"
they'll never fit in the machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make mine 2nd class post
I'm a bit short of money
Thanks
ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? "
Changed my mind,
I don't want my merchandise damaged i will call an collect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts "
Um, can I try before I buy?  |
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy? "
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' "
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Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks |
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .
Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks "
ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .
Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks
ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."
Will he be dressed like a gnome? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .
Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks
ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."
Will he be dressed like a gnome? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .
Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks
ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."
Will he be dressed like a gnome? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .
Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks
ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."
Will he be dressed as a gnome |
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .
Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks
ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander.
Will he be dressed as a gnome "
Yes but it won't be a fishing rod in his hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please
I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?
Any hardly used second hand ones?
lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit
Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do
I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts
Um, can I try before I buy?
Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .
Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks
ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander.
Will he be dressed as a gnome
Yes but it won't be a fishing rod in his hand "
Is he here yet, is he is he, I'm so excited |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?"
Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please? |
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please? "
It will be Wednesday before I have one available and he will be blonde but willing to wear a hat......shall I pencil you in? |
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"I had my beer goggles on,
You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk,
Is it to late to cancel my order  "
Not at all I hope you read the small print and have the cancellation fee and forfeit ready. |
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"I'll take one of those too please.
I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?
Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please?
It will be Wednesday before I have one available and he will be blonde but willing to wear a hat......shall I pencil you in?"
Yes please but hat not required |
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"Something around 6' would be good - if you have none of those, 6' 4" and a box for me to stand on will have to suffice. Oh - and a six pack, Jag and face carved by angels would be good too "
I do have one but he ain't going anywhere |
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"I had my beer goggles on,
You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk,
Is it to late to cancel my order
Not at all I hope you read the small print and have the cancellation fee and forfeit ready."
Cancellation fee?,
I'm a bit short on money,
But i could help you out and service your female models for you |
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"I had my beer goggles on,
You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk,
Is it to late to cancel my order
Not at all I hope you read the small print and have the cancellation fee and forfeit ready.
Cancellation fee?,
I'm a bit short on money,
But i could help you out and service your female models for you "
There's a waiting list for that job |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm wondering what you have that would make a stunning woman want to spend time with you. Stunning women who want to be treated like Princesses and paraded around town don't come cheap |
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