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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Would having spent the last hour luxuriating in a hot bath eating strawberries and cream whilst listening to the build up to the boxing on the wireless be considered decadent?
If not, what would be?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Would having spent the last hour luxuriating in a hot bath eating strawberries and cream whilst listening to the build up to the boxing on the wireless be considered decadent?
If not, what would be? "
You need someone feeding you the strawberries for it to be truly decadent.
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"Would having spent the last hour luxuriating in a hot bath eating strawberries and cream whilst listening to the build up to the boxing on the wireless be considered decadent?
If not, what would be? "
How on earth do you keep the water hot for an hour?  No sooner have I opened my large box of chocolates, (soft centres only save one or two caramels), poured a glass of ice cold champagne and asked the 6ft 4in dark , handsome guy to scrub my back than the water is tepid verging on icy....now what was it you were saying about decadence? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Would having spent the last hour luxuriating in a hot bath eating strawberries and cream whilst listening to the build up to the boxing on the wireless be considered decadent?
If not, what would be?
How on earth do you keep the water hot for an hour? No sooner have I opened my large box of chocolates, (soft centres only save one or two caramels), poured a glass of ice cold champagne and asked the 6ft 4in dark , handsome guy to scrub my back than the water is tepid verging on icy....now what was it you were saying about decadence?"
Where did you get the 6ft 4in dark handsome one from? Does he do back scrubbing in the shower too?
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"Would having spent the last hour luxuriating in a hot bath eating strawberries and cream whilst listening to the build up to the boxing on the wireless be considered decadent?
If not, what would be?
How on earth do you keep the water hot for an hour? No sooner have I opened my large box of chocolates, (soft centres only save one or two caramels), poured a glass of ice cold champagne and asked the 6ft 4in dark , handsome guy to scrub my back than the water is tepid verging on icy....now what was it you were saying about decadence?
Where did you get the 6ft 4in dark handsome one from? Does he do back scrubbing in the shower too?
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I'm not at liberty to divulge my source but he will do showers too |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Would having spent the last hour luxuriating in a hot bath eating strawberries and cream whilst listening to the build up to the boxing on the wireless be considered decadent?
If not, what would be?
How on earth do you keep the water hot for an hour? No sooner have I opened my large box of chocolates, (soft centres only save one or two caramels), poured a glass of ice cold champagne and asked the 6ft 4in dark , handsome guy to scrub my back than the water is tepid verging on icy....now what was it you were saying about decadence?
Where did you get the 6ft 4in dark handsome one from? Does he do back scrubbing in the shower too?
I'm not at liberty to divulge my source but he will do showers too "
I'll leave my key under the mat - send him over.
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"Would having spent the last hour luxuriating in a hot bath eating strawberries and cream whilst listening to the build up to the boxing on the wireless be considered decadent?
If not, what would be?
How on earth do you keep the water hot for an hour? No sooner have I opened my large box of chocolates, (soft centres only save one or two caramels), poured a glass of ice cold champagne and asked the 6ft 4in dark , handsome guy to scrub my back than the water is tepid verging on icy....now what was it you were saying about decadence?
Where did you get the 6ft 4in dark handsome one from? Does he do back scrubbing in the shower too?
I'm not at liberty to divulge my source but he will do showers too
I'll leave my key under the mat - send him over.
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he's on his way, how would you like him covered in chocolate, wrapped in parma ham, smeared in philadelpia cheese or just as he is? |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"May I have a share in this 6'4" delight please 
I've added you to the list
Why thank you ma'am ... I await in trepidation 
damn! I've sent him to Blackpool "
Are you sure? I was positive I had locked him up in my outhouse |
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"May I have a share in this 6'4" delight please
I've added you to the list
Why thank you ma'am ... I await in trepidation
damn! I've sent him to Blackpool
Are you sure? I was positive I had locked him up in my outhouse "
Not that one Tina |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
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"May I have a share in this 6'4" delight please
I've added you to the list
Why thank you ma'am ... I await in trepidation
damn! I've sent him to Blackpool
Are you sure? I was positive I had locked him up in my outhouse "
May I respectfully request that you release him immediately forthwith!!! |
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