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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what are you looking for?
what do you like?
how are you?
whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message)  "
yep i get these so irritating as im on a swingers site what would i be looking for ?? and like ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you really single
or are you married? After you have been chatting about meeting up
I always ask! As people don't think they are lying otherwise!  "
I suppose with people pretending to be single on here it's natural to ask |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"  "
They should have plenty of questions in a bank to call upon. It's an easy option |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Q. "ooooh, you're going on holiday, anywhere nice?"
No, we thought we'd have a change this year and have a fortnight at the local refuse dump.
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We live next to ours,we're going to the sewage works instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When replacing a water main , a female resident came over and asked "will the hot and cold water be turned off today ?""
I know a few people who would ask that  |
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"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?" "
yep, there was one on local news some weeks ago about a guy speeding in his car and ploughed into a bus shelter badly injuring and maiming people... the reporters question was "what are your feelings towards this man"  |
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"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"
yep, there was one on local news some weeks ago about a guy speeding in his car and ploughed into a bus shelter badly injuring and maiming people... the reporters question was "what are your feelings towards this man" "
Dear God! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooooh - just thought of another stupid and annoying question....
Why not? (when you've said no thanks to someone) "
Similar to saying sorry, not my type and they ask what is your type? Well not you! Why waste time asking that??! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I ask for "Just a cheeseburger please", the response is invariably "Would you like fries with that?".
What part of "just" do they not understand  "
I asked for a quarter pounder with cheese and was asked is that with cheese?? |
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"ooooh - just thought of another stupid and annoying question....
Why not? (when you've said no thanks to someone)
and..are you sure? "
Followed by 'I'm sure if you met me you'd change your mind' (although I appreciate that's not a question! :D) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I ask for "Just a cheeseburger please", the response is invariably "Would you like fries with that?".
What part of "just" do they not understand "
just supersize me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you into ?
Hate that question
I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on  "
Hahahaha love it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you into ?
Hate that question
I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on
oops you just did "
He's not a stranger  for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on |
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"What are you into ?
Hate that question
I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on
oops you just did
He's not a stranger for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on "
I meant I was the stranger..... |
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"what are you looking for?
what do you like?
how are you?
whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message) "
I so agree!!!! Drives me nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you into ?
Hate that question
I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on
oops you just did
He's not a stranger for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on
I meant I was the stranger..... "
you don't have to be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As first messages:
What are you into?
Can I come over?
Do you like *insert race here* guys?
Do you have any bi females friends who'd want to meet me?
Do you do bareback? (I have "Safe sex" listed)
They all get when I read them. |
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"What are you into ?
Hate that question
I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on
oops you just did
He's not a stranger for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on
I meant I was the stranger.....
you don't have to be "
oo banana! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"
yep, there was one on local news some weeks ago about a guy speeding in his car and ploughed into a bus shelter badly injuring and maiming people... the reporters question was "what are your feelings towards this man" "
Hate those too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor
you could have given it to a pasty friend like me
We're friends???  "
silly question |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor
you could have given it to a pasty friend like me
We're friends???
silly question "
But you aren't even on my list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor
you could have given it to a pasty friend like me
We're friends???
silly question
But you aren't even on my list "
hit list? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just remembered a classic from my husband while I was having contractions. They were coming every few minutes and very strong,he looked over at me and said "What's the matter?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is your tattoo real
I know you're straight but would you like some light bi fun
I know you're straight but you can fuck me if my husband is allowed can suck you off
Would you consider fucking a man
Why do you only go for older woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I fuck you.?
No
Why?
Read our profile
Oh yeah soft swingers. So what would I need to do to let me fuck you?
Oh lord. Block!
And
What's the point of being swingers if you don't fuck other people?
Reply
That's our choice thanks.
But what is there to do if you don't fuck
Oh dear. Block! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what are you looking for?
what do you like?
how are you?
whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message) "
In addition the 'why are you single?' Ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does my head in when you get
Is that really you in the pic?
Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!
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Well that's another fantasy ruined then 
Gimp |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor
you could have given it to a pasty friend like me
We're friends???
silly question
But you aren't even on my list
hit list? "
Yes my 'hit list' now bend over my knee young lady so i may hit your bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does my head in when you get
Is that really you in the pic?
Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!
Well that's another fantasy ruined then
Gimp "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does my head in when you get
Is that really you in the pic?
Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!
They may have a fetish for manakin legs "
Wouldnt surprise me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one on here that really hacks me off...
Men keep asking "are you really that age?"
Yes I am!!! I know how old I am - I know when I was born 'cos I was there at the time....
Do they somehow think that I've become senile and have somehow listed myself as older than I am - or worse, that I've been too stupid not to notice...???
OK - rant over... |
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Have you really got a blade.....answer nope but its a nippy little peddle trike ffs
Are you really single it's ok I don't mind if your not. Ok I understand why most men lie threw there sad teeth just at a sniff of getting some but im not if I get a bit fecking result but if not so what life a bitch but I'm sure I'll live |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get 'are you a real Professor?' or 'What are you a Professor of?'.
I asked that question. I thought it was a reasonable one "
I knew you'd bite at that. You fell into my trap rather nicely!  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"what are you looking for?
what do you like?
how are you?
whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message) "
Those are the ones guaranteed not to elicit a response. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get 'are you a real Professor?' or 'What are you a Professor of?'.
I asked that question. I thought it was a reasonable one
I knew you'd bite at that. You fell into my trap rather nicely! "
False advertising! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I get a lot of:
Do you own a DB9?
Why don't you own a DB9?
Have you got a DB9?
All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.
Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.
Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get a lot of:
Do you own a DB9?
Why don't you own a DB9?
Have you got a DB9?
All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.
Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.
Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh."
I have a fire staff if you want to use that? May result in a broken jaw so they'll know not to ask again |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I get a lot of:
Do you own a DB9?
Why don't you own a DB9?
Have you got a DB9?
All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.
Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.
Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.
I have a fire staff if you want to use that? May result in a broken jaw so they'll know not to ask again "
Lol. Don't tempt me! It's not often that what people say about me pisses me off to that extent but I genuinely become enraged. And it gets worse as I get older and less tolerant of moronic comments which mock a disability, albeit a minor one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On this site:
"Do you work?" - do i look like i have a rich husband?
Outside:
"Are you these children's nanny?" and "Where are these children from?" - have they never heard of interracial relationships or should i tell them where i got them from?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get a lot of:
Do you own a DB9?
Why don't you own a DB9?
Have you got a DB9?
All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.
Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.
Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.
I have a fire staff if you want to use that? May result in a broken jaw so they'll know not to ask again
Lol. Don't tempt me! It's not often that what people say about me pisses me off to that extent but I genuinely become enraged. And it gets worse as I get older and less tolerant of moronic comments which mock a disability, albeit a minor one. "
I think it's still disgusting that I get called a window licker and spaz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get a lot of:
Do you own a DB9?
Why don't you own a DB9?
Have you got a DB9?
All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.
Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.
Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh."
SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On this site:
"Do you work?" - do i look like i have a rich husband?
Outside:
"Are you these children's nanny?" and "Where are these children from?" - have they never heard of interracial relationships or should i tell them where i got them from?!"
I have been asked if my children all have the same dad a few times. By people when they find out how young I was when I had my first. People also assume I'm my grandchildren's mum |
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"I get a lot of:
Do you own a DB9?
Why don't you own a DB9?
Have you got a DB9?
All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.
Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.
Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.
SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE. "
LOL |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I get a lot of:
Do you own a DB9?
Why don't you own a DB9?
Have you got a DB9?
All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.
Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.
Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.
SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE.
LOL "
Lol - not.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what are you looking for?
what do you like?
how are you?
whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message) "
THIS |
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