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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On this thread....we haven't had one of these for ages all you have to do is name someone one the thread that you would like to go to bed with......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*tip toes in and quietly sits on edge of bed....brimming with nervous anticipation

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"*tip toes in and quietly sits on edge of bed....brimming with nervous anticipation"

Him

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By *igSuki81Man  over a year ago

Retirement Village

Wydrowoman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's only two to choose from so I go with Kelly.

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool

Brings pop corn and ben and jerry ice cream and plonks himself in corner waiting to pounce.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*tip toes in and quietly sits on edge of bed....brimming with nervous anticipation

Him "

Good choice... you have impeccable taste

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brings pop corn and ben and jerry ice cream and plonks himself in corner waiting to pounce."

Live your dreams.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

One so far.... Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im off sex but id suck guilty pleasures and the hot bloke from liverpool in jeans (forgot his username as i was typing this lol)

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"*tip toes in and quietly sits on edge of bed....brimming with nervous anticipation

Him

Good choice... you have impeccable taste

x"

I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All of ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There's only two to choose from so I go with Kelly. "
thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd give Live your dream a nightmare to remember

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"I'd give Live your dream a nightmare to remember "

lol

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"im off sex but id suck guilty pleasures and the hot bloke from liverpool in jeans (forgot his username as i was typing this lol) "

aww you forgot my name... im not sharing my ben and jerrys now for that

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales

Live your dreams - dat ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She hasn't posted yet but if she reads this then she knows who she is

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Odds Bodkins! I could be here a while with the people above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kelly

For starting this thread among other qualities

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton

Live your dream and guilty pleasure (sorry I'm feeling greedy today - and in the mood for ice cream)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The Scouse bloke up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kelly

For starting this thread among other qualities "

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"im off sex but id suck guilty pleasures and the hot bloke from liverpool in jeans (forgot his username as i was typing this lol) "

For you, lovely cute lady, I'd forego the undoubted pleasures your sucking would provide....go off sex too (for a lil while at least)..and join you in whatever it is that you're on

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I want moresum!

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool

*looks up and sees lots of women eyeing up my ice cream licking their lips.......

starts to eat a little bit faster*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*looks up and sees lots of women eyeing up my ice cream licking their lips.......

starts to eat a little bit faster* "

save a little for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*looks up and sees lots of women eyeing up my ice cream licking their lips.......

starts to eat a little bit faster* "

Quick ladies! Let's pin him down and nick his ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Live your dreams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

.pass . .

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pass

Is it the person above?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe. "

TheLibertine. Even though he's currently in mode.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cute and sassy x

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By *issLissCouple  over a year ago

south east


"Brings pop corn and ben and jerry ice cream and plonks himself in corner waiting to pounce."

My animal loving friend any day

X

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

1 definitely and 2 maybes now

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Maybe.

TheLibertine. Even though he's currently in mode."

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there's a cute newbie further up in the thread ^^

and if need be The Lib would suffice..

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

The scouse bloke in jeans and the brummie with the hot torso!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

_issliss69 gets both our votes

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire


"1 definitely and 2 maybes now "
im feeling it im feeling it x x X

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"Brings pop corn and ben and jerry ice cream and plonks himself in corner waiting to pounce.

My animal loving friend any day

X"

ha ha yayyyy _issliss my all time fab favorite woman *hands _issliss my ice cream* I found my ice cream sharing partner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"_issliss69 gets both our votes "

Was for us too.... Then you popped up with your spanner to throw in our works

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Classy lady think thats how its spelt but only with the misses in tow

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton


"*looks up and sees lots of women eyeing up my ice cream licking their lips.......

starts to eat a little bit faster*

Quick ladies! Let's pin him down and nick his ice cream!"

This is a definite plan *grabs duct tape and a gag*

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By *iverpool LoverMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"*looks up and sees lots of women eyeing up my ice cream licking their lips.......

starts to eat a little bit faster*

Quick ladies! Let's pin him down and nick his ice cream!"

awww I no longer have it.... my ice cream now belongs to _issliss

*wonders why im known as the scouse guy in jeans... ha ha I feel nameless*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brings pop corn and ben and jerry ice cream and plonks himself in corner waiting to pounce.

My animal loving friend any day

X"

Missliss69 would certainly be ontop of my list!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cute and sassy x"

are you blind? or just daft.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pops in for a little scroll through the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eeveryone, I'm greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would have a nice promenade with Tina. Arm in arm,discussing the delights of the countryside

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

so long my luckless moment

shoulda known you'd bring me heartache

almost lovers always do OO oo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not saying "
spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not saying "
spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cutensassy and Missliss - easy picks x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Live your dreams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want sex with all the females I have met on this thread, and most of the ones that I haven't.

What happens now, do you all now form an orderly queue?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not saying spoil sport "

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

at a loose end and no couples on the forum close enough to us

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"*looks up and sees lots of women eyeing up my ice cream licking their lips.......

starts to eat a little bit faster*

Quick ladies! Let's pin him down and nick his ice cream!

awww I no longer have it.... my ice cream now belongs to _issliss

*wonders why im known as the scouse guy in jeans... ha ha I feel nameless*"

Awww...sorryyyyy....I was somewhat distracted by other areas of your profile to remember your username

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll be brave... Natasha looks particularly yummy..

**Scampers away behind the big lad from liverpool with the jeans!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Major Tom can bring his rocket

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire


"at a loose end and no couples on the forum close enough to us "
. . .fuck it just stick it into me

Shame your wife looks nice

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I've arrived late and now I can't make up my mind as there's too much bloody choice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a couple on here that we've not met that we are looking forward to meeting at the Jaydee's social next month

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am I feeling brave enough for _scotsman??

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

If your not for me why does this distance maim my life

why do i dream of you as my wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hows a girl meant to choose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've arrived late and now I can't make up my mind as there's too much bloody choice."

I hope I've made the shortlist...

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Possibly. Ponders.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hows a girl meant to choose "

Flip a coin...and then pick me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit? "

Yes but what about the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit? "

Yes please, the guys are all too young for me so chocolate is the next best thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Miss Behaving and cheekymonkeys! am i being too greedy now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit?

Yes but what about the chocolate "

I'll put it back in the fridge so it's cold when you get here

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By *ancs MinxWoman  over a year ago

Burnley


"*tip toes in and quietly sits on edge of bed....brimming with nervous anticipation"

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

Turn down the lights

turn down these voices in my head

.

Dont patronize me

i cant make you love me

if you dont

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hows a girl meant to choose "
just tell me that you want me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One so far.... Maybe "

Those beautiful eyes have me captivated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooooooh a fair few

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

guilty pleasures please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

classy laydee all day and night long.. there is another but she is not in this thread but wow ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit?

Yes but what about the chocolate

I'll put it back in the fridge so it's cold when you get here

"

Woo you

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

you cant make your heart feel what it dont

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh ooh pick me pick me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Major Tom, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Missbehavingxx.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it wasn't for the C***play comment yesterday we'd be saying Ligeia now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ooh ooh pick me pick me "
mwah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can some others comment please lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit?

Yes please, the guys are all too young for me so chocolate is the next best thing "

Ah well this old codger has plenty of Chocolate to spare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kelly

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

She and i had somethin beautiful

but so dysfunctional it couldn't last

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"guilty pleasures please"

You had to be a plane ride away didn't you?!

Fate can be so cruel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Major Tom, I suppose "

You suppose..............charming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kelly"
thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it wasn't for the C***play comment yesterday we'd be saying Ligeia now!"

I didn't hear the comment...so I can freely say it... Though I suspect she is already aware of my admiration for her...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub. "

You have a cute butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub. "
don't go....unless you are buying Me a drink x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Major Tom, I suppose

You suppose..............charming! "

that's me all over

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"If it wasn't for the C***play comment yesterday we'd be saying Ligeia now!"

Damn, I knew my mouth would get me into trouble one of these days. I'm amazed I didn't get naughty stepped for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub. "

Lovely bottom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh and _igeia now

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

Its hard to move on

i only know that i am better where you are. . . .I said

I only know that i belong where you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit?

Yes please, the guys are all too young for me so chocolate is the next best thing

Ah well this old codger has plenty of Chocolate to spare "

Lovely...perhaps we could share some one day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Theres a couple of people i definatly would!!!

If the mr would let me x

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub. "

I was here already...have a pint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub. don't go....unless you are buying Me a drink x"

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Um yeah...you..and you and....you, and you too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sit on the lonely bench

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench "

I don't think you'll be short of admirers Angel, I'm sure there's a guardian who would welcome looking over you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench

I don't think you'll be short of admirers Angel, I'm sure there's a guardian who would welcome looking over you! "

Maybe he is my problem lol

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

and us two ? ? ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench "

Come and join us at the pub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think ill scare the Libertine and say him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench

Come and join us at the pub "

On my way thought you would never ask ! Pint please !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench "

Budge up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench

Budge up x"

room for us too!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a good few now that we would. Just have to whittle it down.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

Its not just somethin you take. . .

Its given

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think we'll need a pew, bench won't be big enough for all of us!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I would pick that bloke with the squinty eyes on his hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub. don't go....unless you are buying Me a drink x

Anytime "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench

Budge up x

room for us too!! "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think we'll need a pew, bench won't be big enough for all of us!"

We have all gone up the pub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3. But they would say no so not saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So many to choose from, do I have to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not tellin'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ooww gemini and angel now xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub.

I was here already...have a pint "

You getting a round in Steve, I'll have a wine...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wyrdwoman it is for me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So many to choose from, do I have to? "

Oh, this grumpy duffer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and Mrspurehoneypot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got Green & Black's chocolate. Anyone fancy a bit?

Yes please, the guys are all too young for me so chocolate is the next best thing

Ah well this old codger has plenty of Chocolate to spare

Lovely...perhaps we could share some one day "

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub.

I was here already...have a pint

You getting a round in Steve, I'll have a wine..."

Can i sit next to you please.....like really close that it's intimate but not so much that your personal space is invaded?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooww gemini and angel now xx "

Get in !!!! I pulled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mysterious guy xx

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

. . But theres a side to you i never knew

all the things you said were never true

all the games you played you would always win . . .always win always win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and Mrspurehoneypot "

Hello sexpot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wrydwoman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmm *spins around with eyes closed and finger pointing* .....weeeeeeee (not having a wee, just spinning)

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub.

I was here already...have a pint

You getting a round in Steve, I'll have a wine..."

Have a large glass and gimme a snog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OK, lets make this fair, would all the lovely ladies form an orderly queue and I will endeavour to attend to your needs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and Mrspurehoneypot

Hello sexpot "

x


"Hmm *spins around with eyes closed and finger pointing* .....weeeeeeee (not having a wee, just spinning) "

Otherwise it'd be a Me-wee Go Round.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was going to go to the pub as well, since you are all there, but it is too crowded to get in. See you in the beer garden...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooww gemini and angel now xx

Get in !!!! I pulled "

Balls and I'd just ordered as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Live your dreams

In my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and Mrspurehoneypot

Hello sexpot

x

Hmm *spins around with eyes closed and finger pointing* .....weeeeeeee (not having a wee, just spinning)

Otherwise it'd be a Me-wee Go Round."

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"3. But they would say no so not saying "

Join us at the pub there's some nice ones here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooww gemini and angel now xx

Get in !!!! I pulled

Balls and I'd just ordered as well "

Dammit

Torn now

Man

Or beer

Man

Or

Beer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well this brings back memories of being the last one left to pick for teams on sports day :/ oh well off to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit on the lonely bench

Come and join us at the pub

On my way thought you would never ask ! Pint please !"

make that 2 haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it wasn't for the C***play comment yesterday we'd be saying Ligeia now!

Damn, I knew my mouth would get me into trouble one of these days. I'm amazed I didn't get naughty stepped for that one!"

Wheels, what do you mean 'we?' She can suggest whatever band she likes and I would still say yes! And if Coldplay happens to be on the play list then you'll just have to leave Ligeia and I together alone

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Classy laydee

Hot geordie couple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Comes to the conclusion there are too many fit blokes to compete with so pisses off to the pub.

I was here already...have a pint

You getting a round in Steve, I'll have a wine...

Have a large glass and gimme a snog "

my kinda of man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is a 2 or 3

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

Your the fire that warms me from cold

your the hand to hold as i grow old

you're the shore when i am lost at sea

.

You're the only thing i like about me

im still tangled up in you. .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 people were crazy to say me... seriously gents specsavers lol

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"well this brings back memories of being the last one left to pick for teams on sports day :/ oh well off to the pub"

I`m only here to cut up the oranges

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 people were crazy to say me... seriously gents specsavers lol "

My cock doesn't wear spectacles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooww gemini and angel now xx

Get in !!!! I pulled

Balls and I'd just ordered as well

Dammit

Torn now

Man

Or beer

Man

Or

Beer "

Or

Both

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire


"2 people were crazy to say me... seriously gents specsavers lol "
. Shut it!! You're fine x x X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looks like it's the pub for me too - large vodka please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooww gemini and angel now xx

Get in !!!! I pulled

Balls and I'd just ordered as well

Dammit

Torn now

Man

Or beer

Man

Or

Beer

Or

Both "

Perfecto !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't beat them, join them, mines an Aspall cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well this brings back memories of being the last one left to pick for teams on sports day :/ oh well off to the pub"

Me too lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well this brings back memories of being the last one left to pick for teams on sports day :/ oh well off to the pub

I`m only here to cut up the oranges "

I'll do the lemons

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"If it wasn't for the C***play comment yesterday we'd be saying Ligeia now!

Damn, I knew my mouth would get me into trouble one of these days. I'm amazed I didn't get naughty stepped for that one!

Wheels, what do you mean 'we?' She can suggest whatever band she likes and I would still say yes! And if Coldplay happens to be on the play list then you'll just have to leave Ligeia and I together alone

crystal"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's screw the thread and have a social in the pub instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To the pub, then back home for a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pub kebab . Wank . Heaven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As it's my birthday can I have you all

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

But what hurts the most

is bein so close

and having so much to say

watching you walk away

and never knowing

what could have been

.

Not seeing not loving you

. . .was what i was trying to . Do

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would pick that bloke with the squinty eyes on his hand "
never trust a squint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looks like this is going to be an expensive round.....oh well cheers everyone....secretly hopes for a d*unken fumble after a few beers.

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