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on the subject of efficiency and cuts . .

By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

and given the price of funerals and crematoria thse days

would it be cheaper and allowable to charter a plane and drop your recently departed nearest and dearest into a volcano such as Eyajafforukull ( whatever ) or Etna?

Would ensure that the ashes were scattered far and wide. I'm up for it, anyone else?

Any other volcano preferred?

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By *heWolfMan over a year ago

warwickshire

I would like a Sky Burial. Might be a problem though, not many vultures in Warwickshire, not the flying type anyway.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I would like a Sky Burial. Might be a problem though, not many vultures in Warwickshire, not the flying type anyway."

doesnt burial suggest being covered up?

columbus, status or cirrus sir?

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By *heWolfMan over a year ago

warwickshire

Whatever, I'll be past caring! Perhaps I should have just said " I want a Jhator" (but then you might have thought it was a Korean 4x4.)

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