An Israeli doctor says:"In Israel,medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles,put them on another man,and in 6 weeks,he is looking for work" The German doctor says:"That's nothing,in Germany,we take a brain,put it in another man,and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".The Russian doctor says:"Gentleman,we take half a heart,from a man,put it in another's chest,and in 2 weeks,he is looking for work"The British doctor laughs:"You all are behind us,2 years ago,we took a man with no brains,no heart,and no balls,and made him Prime Minister,now,the whole fucking country is looking for work!" |
