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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I meet my left hand last night and wow, what a performer! Looking forward to the next time. Best hand job ever!"
Ahahaha. Great veri! And a lefty? You really explored the depths of your sexuality!   |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I met Tina in my living room yesterday. Shocked the hell out of me as I'd been asleep on the sofa and wasn't aware of any sleep walking, let alone glamming up. I wish she'd tidied my house up, would have saved me a lot of trouble. Not as terrible looking as her pics suggest. However, she did tell me a load of jokes and funny stories I'd heard before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met Lotta today in the mirror, not a bad looking chap but slightly off the wall, a wayward sense of humour and may have an unhealthy love of sex and Led Zeppelin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met Crafty today, my first thoughts after meting he was OMG talk about mouth on legs. Easy going and not bad looking for a bald middle aged guy. Girls don't miss out if you looking for your first pity shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met this pair last night, mad as fuck.
Gimp often asking for a sympathy shag, its his favourite chat up line, so no harm done, he likes to build up a sweat, with a lizard tongue.
Her well in the right places can be found screaming the place down, only allow her in a padded cell...actually that goes for both of them.
All curriculum vities please send via Rampton, staff are on watch 24 hours.   |
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