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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
DarkEdges takes ages to reply to my messages because she keeps day dreaming about me. That's what as just told me   |
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Tempting Devils knicker elastic has perished |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
Tempting devils real name is "Devils Advocate"   |
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Minxie is a health and saftey advisor in currys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tempting devil is really 6 foot tall and likes to date midgets that she tempts by pinning bags of crisps to her belt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Missmo66 invented the phrase "it does exactly what it says on the tin" when she met Donald trump for coffee and cream eggs in 1988 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sandybeaches boobicles are the result of a mishap with a concrete enema |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's not mysterious guys real fist....
He had a fist job 3 years ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This funny "
His username was inspired by appearing as an extra in the film Private Parts. Sadly this was as good as his movie career got. All that time spent on the casting couch, and not even a recurring role in a sitcom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erectjim is actually none other than earthwormjim! He had to change his name after a brief run in with a discarded pack of viagra on a rainy night. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"This funny "
It seemed like a good idea at the time. I'm glad everyone is playing nicely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mysteriousguy is actually the Go Compare bloke |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
PP was actually the Phantom Flan Flinger on Tiswas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DarkEdges takes ages to reply to my messages because she keeps day dreaming about me. That's what as just told me
DarkEdges takes ages to reply to all messages cos she has narcolepsy.
And they're not dreams they're nightmares! "
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
" ssshhhh ...... Mr & Mrs Polk are actually famous.... Think crankies and your on the right track
But you didn't hear that from me "
Fandabidozi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Popeye had to give up his dream job of cheif spinach farmer after he realised the smell of the raw spinach was making him rather more attractive to sheep than he thought appropriate. |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
My real full name is Wentworth Earl Miller III. Known to society as Wentworth Miller to keep is less formal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My real full name is Wentworth Earl Miller III. Known to society as Wentworth Miller to keep is less formal. "
And you currently won't visit Russia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minxie is a health and saftey advisor in currys."
shhhhhh your not sposed to tell them what I really do!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"minxie can fly "
I did today !!!!!!! |
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Sex on the Beach is so pissed in her avatar pic that she is leaning on a wall unable to stand up straight.  |
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Private Parts is so pissed after his date with Sex on the Beach, he can't get up off the floor at all! |
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Frisky Mare is so named because she gets so excited on a meet that you have to put blinkers on her to get her into the bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your all munchkins and live in facking oz. full of witches and fictional characters stuck in oz from a whirlwind of bullshit. Now I must find my heart lol |
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the only minxie Minx won her name in a death match with Minxie Minx (RIP).
She still bares the mental scars and, if you startle her whilst she is in the Deli section at Waitrose, you risk being empaled on a Chorizo. Anywhere else and she will garrotte you with a cheese string.
You have been warned !! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Genguy was a newscaster on ITN at 545 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frisky mare often can be seen walking down the dual carriage way ( the wrong way ) in her avatar outfit!!! But she wears pink fluffy slippers all the time |
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"Frisky Mare is so named because she gets so excited on a meet that you have to put blinkers on her to get her into the bedroom "
Who have you been talking to?? |
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Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess "
You should speak to jewel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Popeye is a stunt double for three well known meerkats including Oleg |
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"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess
You should speak to jewel "
Ermm righty ho...  |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess
You should speak to jewel
Ermm righty ho... "
She's one person who wants me. Don't know what for though |
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"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess
You should speak to jewel
Ermm righty ho...
She's one person who wants me. Don't know what for though "
Stop taking things so seriously lol |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Genguy was a newscaster on ITN at 545 "
Damn! You recognised me, even through the fake moustache and wig?? |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess
You should speak to jewel
Ermm righty ho...
She's one person who wants me. Don't know what for though
Stop taking things so seriously lol "
Wasn't meant to be. Was part of the game, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss cheeky chops is a Tourette's sufferer with a very aggressive disposition. |
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"Sandybeaches boobicles are the result of a mishap with a concrete enema"
Oi I seen that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frisky mare's legs are actually that colour due to her job picking blueberries |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
AvatarForHim is an avid fan of Road Wars and wanted, when he was younger, to be Bananaman. |
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Dark Edges had to drop the 'H' from her second name when she first shaved her fanjo.
Now MaxFactor have offered an undisclosed sum to name an eye liner after her.
True talks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"AvatarForHim is an avid fan of Road Wars and wanted, when he was younger, to be Bananaman."
He looked so handsome in his blue and yellow suit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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YeOldeWitchyDoctory guy has stolen my brother Paddy's goat for potion parts... |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Cute and Sassy - her boobies are actually minions who snuggle up very close to pass security. They are, however, essential to her plans to take over Channel 4 and make it show Friends 24/7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tina is Dolly Partons secret love child |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nawty Max isn't very nawty at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whole lotta loves a virgin  |
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Whole lotta love
...listens to the 'best of Wet Wet Wet' every night before falling asleep  x |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower |
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Tina in fact ate her own hamster - with some butterbeans and a nice glass of Vimto
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"Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower "
Thought we were dealing in rumours....not facts |
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"Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower
Thought we were dealing in rumours....not facts "
Took the words out of my mouth lol |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower
Thought we were dealing in rumours....not facts
Took the words out of my mouth lol "
There's me thinking your mouth was full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Topsy rogers has the worlds third largest antique condom collection behind diamond smiles and View. It is also rumoured that some of the ones in Views collection are yet to be used |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the only minxie Minx won her name in a death match with Minxie Minx (RIP).
She still bares the mental scars and, if you startle her whilst she is in the Deli section at Waitrose, you risk being empaled on a Chorizo. Anywhere else and she will garrotte you with a cheese string.
You have been warned !!"
I will have you know that the only person that get's hurt in all these escapades is ME ...!!!! |
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Whole lotta love was caught smuggling Hob Nobs |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
TemptingDevil is the only Hells Angel in their Yorkshire Chapter who turns up on roller skates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tina titz has the milkman round every morning going to fill her jugs so I hear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sandy beach is a well known sword swallower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tinas boobies are melons that she grows in grow bags at the end of her bed |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Sandybeach has gone off men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MrWho secretly wants to be Ginger Spice..... |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
Classy laydee stole my Estwing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Classy laydee stole my Estwing. "
It comes in very handy... |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
Classy laydee is the complete opposite of what she shows. She's really a vulgar man with Tourette's |
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"Classy laydee is the complete opposite of what she shows. She's really a vulgar man with Tourette's "
Mr unique has no public pics as he shaves his legs and has moobs lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meforfuncpl are really after a boring single man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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andyb190 is actually the stylist to all the guests on Jeremy Kyle |
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whole lotta love is allergic to cashmere |
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Tina only wear her eBay boobicles to hide the fact that she is indeed a biological woman but one breast is a AA cup the other FF.
EBay is all she can afford until she saves enough for surgery to attain her perfect figure of matching B cups. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kopinov is actually a smurf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Names all of his fruit after his friends,, apples are called Dave and his oranges Phil, no longer eats strawberries after he fell out with Mike, |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
BlondeCaz isn't actually single. She married a tin of peaches, (in natural juice), a little under 6 years ago. They know she's on here though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im really an alien from the Planet
shagalottatimesandmore again |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
FemmeFatale played R2D2 in Crossroads. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Diamondsmiles is my Auntie Mabel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ryan is Ronald McDonald |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ryan used to date my nan |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Red collects samples from all her blowies, stores them in jam jars and puts them in a display cabinet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That Kountess of Kink IS actually royalty and 467th in line to the throne... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan used to date my nan "
Still do on her birthday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red collects samples from all her blowies, stores them in jam jars and puts them in a display cabinet. "
Yeah and my collection is so big, floor to ceiling, six rows deep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Missmo Aka Tong win
Is actually a ladyboy brought over from Thailand by a rich 85 year old guy who died 2 mins into his first wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welsh rarebit is dyslexic and is actually named after a sex toy she bought in a closing down sale in a charity sex shop in Swansea |
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X red x is a former communist who likes to sign off with a kiss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Privateparts!
Has a drink problem |
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"Privateparts!
Has a drink problem "
He prefers Champagne and strawberries to Jack D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nawty Max used to be Mad Max until a spell in rehab brought about a change in personality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nawty max is a master artist who specialises in the high level forgery of pre-raphaelite examples.
And she carries not one jot of remorse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jezebel is a completely fake account. her real name is moody moo and she set the Jezebel profile up so she could attend West Bromwich Albion matches without having to wear her lined wig disguise.
Her real name is Cyril |
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Mysterious guy is a finger puppet artist that leaves somewhere under a rainbow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nawty max wrote all the screenplays and the music for the 'confessions of a...' films. She even played the oboe (both kinds) and the swanee whistle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toshn is obsessed with care bares and likes to pretend that rainbows come out of his tummy and make everyone happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Opps, Care Bears lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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View is 'Frozens' biggest fan and know all the words to the songs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cute has a lock-up in brixham where she makes fake sportswear then hawks it round the local pubs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jinty mcginty learned to speak fluent Swahili while working as a brothel madam in Venezuela she is now the 43rd most highly paid tattooist in Stevenage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Unique is an identical twin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mysterious Guy is actually a mirror of myself in the future.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Popeye is not really a sailor man . But is lulu's stunt double |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time4achange is charles hawtrey and barbara windsors love child! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Highland Rose appeared as an extra in Crocodile Dundee, but played an American in New York. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dark edges wears a merkin made of the nasal hairs of her previous victims. Its one of the conditions of meeting her. You forfeit any hair she demands. |
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Priapus is the son of Aphrodite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats why she refers to her ladywanks as 'picking her nose'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steel heels is a figment of everyone's imagination, she only exists when other forumites think about her. Don't believe me? Do a name search |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mysterious guy was the invisibility cloak in the potter films. Hence so mysterious  |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
Boobalicious40 bucket is so deep. My once fitted half a snooker cue in their and she didn't feel a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boobalicious40 bucket is so deep. My once fitted half a snooker cue in their and she didn't feel a thing "
Block!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Unique once completed charm school, but is very ashamed of his upbringing
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Mr Unique once completed charm school, but is very ashamed of his upbringing
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Not sure he actually completed it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ryan once tried to milk a bull. It was 15 minutes before he realised his mistake. The bull looked relaxed |
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By *r-Unique OP Man
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
A Jewel isn't priceless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him. "
Montecristo! is not a count, but he does have a nice line in hats and cloaks. |
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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago
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"Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him.
Montecristo! is not a count, but he does have a nice line in hats and cloaks."
Avatars harem are all plotting a terrorist attack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him.
Montecristo! is not a count, but he does have a nice line in hats and cloaks.
Avatars harem are all plotting a terrorist attack "
In Gravesend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Missliss wears shoes with odd hight heels and can only go round hills in one direction or she falls over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Missliss wears shoes with odd hight heels and can only go round hills in one direction or she falls over "
This is remarkably close to the truth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Voluptuous virago is president of the east England Dykes on bikes chapter.
The running feud with other biker gangs has cots her three broken fingernails and the amputation of a mole on her bum |
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Jinty McGinty is a goat herder and is affiliated to the Fife Freemasons |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.
Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Superramfan is a gay sheepshagger; he only likes rams |
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Popeye is not really in London. He works full time in a condom factory in Bognor and recently won employer of the week for his new and improved fried chicken flavour condoms! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheekychops taught that pony to dance for that commercial |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.
Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake "
please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most) |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I've got my own steel toe-capped boots. They've got steel soles too.
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Yeoldewhitchdoc reckons he can take on the three whitches and win |
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"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.
Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most)"
Damn! I got the short blonde spiky hair .... But no steel cap boots! Lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.
Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most) Damn! I got the short blonde spiky hair .... But no steel cap boots! Lol "
What size do you take? You might be able to borrow mine |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Jodie breeds unicorns in her garden shed and distills moonshine in a treehouse at the bottom of her garden. |
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over a year ago
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"Yeoldewhitchdoc reckons he can take on the three whitches and win "
Winning was not the aim of any ritual I had in mind for the three witches |
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brightonsteve has turned straight |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"ryan has become a vegatarian"
And sworn off cookies for religious reasons. |
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over a year ago
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VV is a flat chested vest wearer |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"VV is a flat chested vest wearer"
It's a string vest.
My nipples poke through the holes when it's cold. |
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over a year ago
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In a previous life, Soxy was a notorious wrestler known as killer kowalski. Soxys signature move was a submission hold called the caramel coated cinnamon pretzel. Grown men still weep at the thought. |
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YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife..."
ive heard the vicars wife does a turn
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Purehoneypot is visiting Banterville in the future |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mysterious guy doesnt doodle on his own fist, he is actually Hook (from Peter Pan) and has inter changable fists depending on his mood |
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over a year ago
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"Mysterious guy doesnt doodle on his own fist, he is actually Hook (from Peter Pan) and has inter changable fists depending on his mood "
Cute n sassy is two faced
Mask and no mask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife..."
They didn't make the programme Cheshire Sex for nothing. The vicar and his wife are on here as kinkyclericsrus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts "
i'd think you know better by now |
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over a year ago
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"YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife...ive heard the vicars wife does a turn"
She can only manage one as two turns causes her wooden leg to fall off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts
i'd think you know better by now "
I think I do |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
The naughtiest angel is, in fact, a demon - the clue is in the name.
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over a year ago
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"The naughtiest angel is, in fact, a demon - the clue is in the name.
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Kopinov has been wearing a pinny and cleaning my house and making me tea all morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts
i'd think you know better by now
I think I do"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". . .42.39.56. . "
_scotsman is a whole lotta woman! |
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"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.
Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most) Damn! I got the short blonde spiky hair .... But no steel cap boots! Lol
What size do you take? You might be able to borrow mine "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ebony in Ivory actually is in need of some hangers from IKEA.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Popeye is really 7ft tall and and thin as a rake,he just uses photo app called squash me |
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Diamondsmiles is under investigation by interpol, the fbi and the met for selling diamonique smiles passed off as diamonds, and evasion of glass taxes. She is held in isolation in fort hood, usa. |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"The naughtiest angel is, in fact, a demon - the clue is in the name.
Kopinov has been wearing a pinny and cleaning my house and making me tea all morning "
Sssshh... don't tell them.
By the way, bend over. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Evie is actually a very talented sprinter. She has done that much running that she can sprint backwards faster than most people can run forwards. |
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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago
Nothing to see here. Please move along. |
Tina is a former miss universe but keeps that information close to her chest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexy cleaner is the face of cillit bang |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mysteriousguy actually dislikes his hands and is showing his worst feature first |
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Whole lotta love ain't got no fridge n keeps his sausage in his boxers x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana cake swam the channel twice in one weekend because she was too tight to pay for the ferry |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
On a closing note, you've all got stinky belly buttons  |
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