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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lick my own balls  Oh FFS tell us something we don't know! 
When I was younger I was very flexible and got close  Have a go again, your 50 your balls are bound to be longer. "
Ah fuck just put my back out and now I'm stuck with my legs behind my ears |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook rice"
Don't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite.  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp?
Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise."
Drink a pint of Stella, works for me everytime. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp?
Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise.Drink a pint of Stella, works for me everytime. "
It doesn't matter what I do, my burps are always the same and don't sound like burps that other people do. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I also can't burp, draw or ice skate (I can't even rollerboot and I like the idea of being on a roller derby team so this upsets me). I can't play guitar or drive either. I can swim fairly well though and have been known to sing but never solo in front of people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook riceDon't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite. "
i am shit at cooking rice too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...despite trying your best.
I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times.
You? "
Big tits that is! Makes you over balance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook riceDon't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite. "
 boil two cups of water, add one cup, of the same size, worth of dried rice. Cover, simmer on lower setting. Stir once or twice to keep it from burning to the bottom. Job done. One pot of steamed rice. The trick i was taught is in the measuring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heights !!!!! 
Enjoy your day at go Ape then  .
Play a musical instrument."
enjoy is not a word that will easily come from my lips to describe my experience !!!! |
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"I can't for the life of me play golf, such a frustrating game, oh and glad I'm not the only one who can't cook rice either.  "
I cant play golf either, I end up hitting it like I was playing rounders, club goes flying & I storm off muttering stupid fucking game!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...despite trying your best.
I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times.
You? "
Ahh I love ice skating, ill drag you round cunty.
And what can't I do... Erm keep quiet probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feed myself - fookin useless  Hand to mouth co ordination not that good then? "
Most people can't feed themselves if their fridge and cupboards are almost empty
I can't open crisp packets upsidedown without feeling weird. It's just not right |
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