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Don't you just hate it.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have been very distressed after talking when a look in the mirror shows either a rouge snot hanging or half a cornflake glued to front 2teeth  "
Haha yeah you win!  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? "
Maybe they still thought you looked hot, could see past the gym look or admired your dedication or summat? |
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? "
And there's me at the pool surrounded by wonderful muscular shoulders wearing a giant blue condom on my head, goggles, and no makeup!! I keep very quiet!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been very distressed after talking when a look in the mirror shows either a rouge snot hanging or half a cornflake glued to front 2teeth "
a rouge snot sounds painful
I have never put glue on my cornflakes,the sugar makes them sticky enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants "
Hahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants
Hahaha! "
I'd like to think he didn't notice but he moved away pretty quickly. |
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants "
You'll have to get some of us as your postgirls, and put an end to any hard wood for you.
Otherwise, I rarely am available for immediate meets, so if I feel dead rough, they don't get to see me till I'm full on hot n ready for action. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants
You'll have to get some of us as your postgirls, and put an end to any hard wood for you.
Otherwise, I rarely am available for immediate meets, so if I feel dead rough, they don't get to see me till I'm full on hot n ready for action."
Now that would be interesting.
I'll be holding interviews soon. |
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? "
All that wouldn't stop me from chatting you up xx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you?
All that wouldn't stop me from chatting you up xx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones?  "
My ear things always fall out if I run  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones?
My ear things always fall out if I run "
Get some dre beats |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones?
My ear things always fall out if I run
Get some dre beats "
Nah they're a bit cheap for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones?
My ear things always fall out if I run
Get some dre beats
Nah they're a bit cheap for me "
Get sports earphones they hook over the ear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones?
My ear things always fall out if I run
Get some dre beats "
Beats are wank. Get some Bose or Sennheiser ones. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones?
My ear things always fall out if I run
Get some dre beats
Beats are wank. Get some Bose or Sennheiser ones."
When I win the lottery! I could buy shoes with that money |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones?
My ear things always fall out if I run
Get some dre beats
Beats are wank. Get some Bose or Sennheiser ones.
When I win the lottery! I could buy shoes with that money "
They're not that much.
Why buy shoes when you can enjoy music? Bloody women  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? "
I have it happen all the time when I start a conversation with a sweaty bird. |
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