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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As a general builder I here loads of quotes sayings etc that constantly prop up everyday some I hear more then others, some I've never heard...what builders sayings quotes fo you know of?

.Tomorrow

.Proof is in the pudding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't forget the vat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That'll cost you!

We've just found x that wasn't covered by the original quote...

Are you making a brew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are you making a brew?"

Ha yee....stick kettle on then,

Drinking a brew on the job as I write this HA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back in a sec

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you come home unannounced. ... "Honest mate, I thought Id left my screwdriver in your wifes knicker drawer/laundry basket... thats why Im rummaging"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plus vat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wolf whistles

Her

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

not really a phrase but a big inhale of breath and a shaking of the head whilst looking at what the previous cowboy had left..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cash only no kites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The wall I just plastered is straight it's just that your ceiling is pissed.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We'll be there at 9, just have to stop for materials on the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's gonna cost ya I'm afraid...........

I don't make the rules love...........

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By *osweet69Couple over a year ago

portsmouth

Women and idiots should stay off the job until the Job is finished.(ladies please do not shoot the messenger)

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By *uslaffMan over a year ago

manchester

When a job has been finished,but is less than perfect ."fuck em,I wont be able to see it from my house"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When a job has been finished,but is less than perfect ."fuck em,I wont be able to see it from my house""

Or looks good from my house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to use this one myself...has the water been turned off OR would you like me to have a look at your kettle it seems to be broken..... That normally gets you a drink lol

Or a smack in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's fully guaranteed...

until the cheque clears.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I like to use this one myself...has the water been turned off OR would you like me to have a look at your kettle it seems to be broken..... That normally gets you a drink lol

Or a smack in the mouth "

Haha

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

I know it's not perfect but a blind man on a galloping horse would never notice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 weeks" ref (The Money Pit)

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