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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Keep it light-hearted please. No nastiness or bitching. The more ridiculous the better.

Tempting Devil has different size feet. Her left foot is a size 4 and her right foot is a size 7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina lies about her bra size. She's only a e cup.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Femme has been abducted by aliens

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

VV is allergic to Veet, so she glues a strip of sand paper in the gusset of her knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"VV is allergic to Veet, so she glues a strip of sand paper in the gusset of her knickers "

Fine or coarse grade?

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By *smWoman over a year ago

saltash

Mysterious guy actually works for the CIA as a tea boy ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually a genuine single guy..........;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funky Monkey is actually that shade of orange after accidentally using that time travel machine of his in the early days and appeared in David Dickinsons tanning booth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

_ryan- is infact barney stinson from how i met your mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violet is Blue....is actually pink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Cute n sassy' was actually in Phantom of the Opera.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Soxy is part crocodile after a bizarre gene splicing accident whilst playing with a home biology kit as a child.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sammysung has actually got an iphone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frisky mare isn't really frisky at all

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky Monkey is actually that shade of orange after accidentally using that time travel machine of his in the early days and appeared in David Dickinsons tanning booth

This isn't true. It was Dale Winton.

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whole lotta love was born with a banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whole lotta love was born with a banana

I'll give youa banana

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Lickety speaks fluent Russian in her sleep.

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Whole lotta love was born with a banana

I'll give youa banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone here from Dublin ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone here from Dublin ha"
stallion has been known to misread op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erectjim is actually impotent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The libertine likes to dress as princess leia whilst roleplaying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erectjim is actually impotent.

He uses a lolly pop stick as a splint.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erectjim is actually impotent.

He uses a lolly pop stick as a splint. "

violet Once went for a West end audition but "Fluffed" her lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erectjim is actually impotent.

He uses a lolly pop stick as a splint.

violet Once went for a West end audition but "Fluffed" her lines

Nearly spat my tea out!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Wheels secretly loves listening to Coldplay when crystal is out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They have never had sexonthebeach

The nearest they ever got was a quick fumble in the ball pit at IKEA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are all just time wasters that never meet just talk about it ! Lol if you listen to some ha ha .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina Titz is really Dolly Parton cruising around the forums as she needs ideas for her country and western album

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"We are all just time wasters that never meet just talk about it ! Lol if you listen to some ha ha .

Now, now, light-hearted and fun please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty pirate gets sea sick in the bath tub playing with his rubber duckies

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mysterious guy used a stunt double hand for his avatar.

The real hands are insured for £1 billion each and are kept in a bank vault in Switzerland.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ryan's real job is a hamster trainer. He makes mini hamster strap ons and makes them practice on him

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

olovongman actually really hates giving oral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty pirate, isn't an actual pirate. He spends all day sticking and gluing his model ship together. In the night he creeps into his neighbours garden to take pictures to pass off as himself

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

All of funky's internal organs are upside down since a teleporter put him back together slightly wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sydney University is his real name & he's actually Australian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miss Minxy is really from Birmingham.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Libertine chose his name from his love of the band and at the time was unfortunately blisfully unaware of the historical implications of it. In view of his deeply conservative outlook on life his chosen name is actually a deep source of embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are all just time wasters that never meet just talk about it ! Lol if you listen to some ha ha .

Now, now, light-hearted and fun please!

I notice you didn't tell Ligeia that for her post!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crystal wheels actually rides a tricycle and is hoping to progress to a bike with stabilizers soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"We are all just time wasters that never meet just talk about it ! Lol if you listen to some ha ha .

Now, now, light-hearted and fun please!

I notice you didn't tell Ligeia that for her post!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whole lotta love was born with a banana

I'll give youa banana

i'll take that as a yes please

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"We are all just time wasters that never meet just talk about it ! Lol if you listen to some ha ha .

Now, now, light-hearted and fun please!

I notice you didn't tell Ligeia that for her post!

Sorry, I couldn't resist. At least I didn't go with your Margaret Thatcher wank bank!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabio has a 'secret' second profile full of cock pics and with a text primarily based on the benefits of BBC

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Minxie is actually a superhero and her walking disaster area persona is a very effective secret identity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Minxy is really from Birmingham. "

Oh you take that back.....I'm a proud Black Country Lass, I'm not a Brummie

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

VV is really a single bloke

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"VV is really a single bloke

Ssshhhhhhh! You said you wouldn't tell!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of Tina titz photos are the byproduct of bad photoshopping. If you look carefully you can see the tattoos don't join up properly

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"VV is really a single bloke

Ssshhhhhhh! You said you wouldn't tell!

Don't worry VV, I won't tell anyone that you're secretly also a bi man but don't say so on your profile cos you don't want to scare the straights.

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miss cheekychops keeps a harem of male strippers and feeds them only kiwi fruit and fanta.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"VV is really a single bloke

Ssshhhhhhh! You said you wouldn't tell!

Don't worry VV, I won't tell anyone that you're secretly also a bi man but don't say so on your profile cos you don't want to scare the straights.

Oops!

Aaarrrggghhh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina Titz has come down in the world since her TV job on the Nimble Advert. She's felt a bit deflated since

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Femme has been abducted by aliens

I was thinking the same thing last night

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

The lady who I speak to off the forums. Wants me to ruin them on a daily basis sexually and in return they will do all my necessary chores and provide for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been stalking Mr and Mrs Polk for a number of years, they are ex Stasi (east German secret police)and their real name is Klop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Polk was a member of the Wurzels and Mrs Polk was their main groupie. It's how they met

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Banana cake designed and built The Goodies' trandem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mysteriousguy has a pathological fear of gloves....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toshns moth was really a butterfly. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Missmo66 once held the world record for juggling potatos with one hand

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Toshn can sing "I've got a brand new combine harvester" all the way through in Swedish.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"All of funky's internal organs are upside down since a teleporter put him back together slightly wrong."

I've fixed that. I just walk on my hands now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toshn can sing "I've got a brand new combine harvester" all the way through in Swedish."

Don't tell Mrs P.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mysterious guy is Johnny Depp's twin brother,often standing in for him on dangerous stunts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mysteriousguy was the phantom flan flinger from TISWAS.

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

All the blokes that use the forums are secretly jealous of me. Also the ones that are part of a couple sometimes argue with their female partner as even though they say they play as a couple. The lady wants to make an exception with me

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Tempting devil is actually god doing all the things she wants to but can't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HSM has no consonants and is therefore utterly crap at playing countdown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tempting devil got the sack from her job at the library because she was stealing all the Mills & Boon books.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana cake is allergic to bananas unless they are yellow and bent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Femme has been abducted by aliens

I was thinking the same thing last night

Yup bit worried tbh

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Violet is blue gets her photos from another site as no one can be that sexy

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Tempting devil is actually god doing all the things she wants to but can't

Mwa ha ha ha hahhhh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana Cake is a top Essex DJ and can be seen at Bas Vegas and Holywoods doing her stuff on a Wednesday night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Unique is one of quins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeoldewitchdoc set fire to his dog's tail to cure his acne

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Brightonsteve steals the shelf edge price labels from supermarkets.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

nottinghamshire

banana cake like to dunk twiglets in custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Unique is one of quins "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana cake is actually a highly intelligent, shape shifting life form from another planet. Wanting to fit in perfectly on this planet to observe us properly, she assumed the name of the most popular thing she could find on her arrival.

Unfortunately, she beamed down into the cake isle of morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeoldewitchdoc set fire to his dog's tail to cure his acne"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LadyGarden has no bush to need to be green fingered.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Cheeky monkeys once auditioned for Britain's Got Talent, tap dancing to Bat Out Of Hell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeoldewitchdoc set fire to his dog's tail to cure his acne

Yeoldwitchdoc works for Sydney university!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana cake can't actually bake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeoldewitchdoc set fire to his dog's tail to cure his acne

Yeoldwitchdoc works for Sydney university!"

Nah. He works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

VV used to be the drummer for John Couger Mellencamp but had to leave due to creative differences.

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Missmo66 is actually English as no lady from South Wales posts regularly in the main forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brightonsteve is actually from Hove Actually.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheeky monkeys once auditioned for Britain's Got Talent, tap dancing to Bat Out Of Hell."
that was a funny night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Violet is blue gets her photos from another site as no one can be that sexy

Mr Unique looks like every other black Silhouette I've seen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana cake told me privately that she went to the nhs once to remove a piece of banana that was stuck in her Fajina

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Tina's left boob has an independent social life and gets more meets than she does. The right boob won't leave the house alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avatarforhim stole his pictures off the internet, he is actually a 5'6" pubescent teenager

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mr Polk had to have counselling as a teenager for a phobia of the letter S.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheekymonkeys are infact brazen apes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jody is really soxy suffering a bad case of PMT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Banana cake told me privately that she went to the nhs once to remove a piece of banana that was stuck in her Fajina

So that's how I lost my banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Missmo had a bum enhensnent surgerry and she is in court with the service prividor for making her right bum cheek bigger than her left one.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

ScarletStars used to be black, but turned white whilst trying to Moon Walk one night.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Misscheekychops' parents were time travellers and she was born 3 weeks before she was conceived.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Sydney-University really is an agent of anarchy, using that disclaimer to evoke social unrest aimed at overthrowing our capitalist society

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Banana cake can't actually bake "

I'm trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missmo66 once held the world record for juggling potatos with one hand"

Now it's for juggling balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perverse-one sings soprano in the church choir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

VV once had her Pussy abducted and had to pay detective hottie bottie to get it back for her

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Evie is distantly related to Guy Fawkes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina has a wardrobe full of Trilbeys and 3 piece suits,she's often seen parading down the high street in drab

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh this thread is making me giggle keep it up

D x

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Funky monkeys has had buttock implants,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

YeOldWitchDog believes in reincarnation......and says he is the older version of a previous fabber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funky monkeys has had buttock implants,

Now he's just arsing about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone on this thread, including me, is actually the same 74 year old man with a permanent hard on and a large supply of viagra who spends all his day logging in and out of here under different pseudonyms just arguing with himself and turning himself on.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Missmo66 paints caricatures of celebrities on grains of rice in her spare time.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jinty McGinty will fall in love with a Jolly Green Giant

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

YeOldeWitchDoc eats nothing but sweetcorn soup.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Foxy-blond-vixen is actually a brunette who likes to dress up as Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When aroused, Hottie Bottie's vagina does a startling rendition of Enter Sandman by Metallica.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jinty McGinty is Patrick McGinty's long lost sister.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Spicey spire girl was a member of a spice girls tribute act the spire girls,

they disbanded after it was found they used the radio microphones as dildos,

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Diamondsmiles is a secret pigeon racer and has a hidden pigeon loft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"YeOldeWitchDoc eats nothing but sweetcorn soup."

Beware my arse is a weapon when I fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Diamondsmiles is a secret pigeon racer and has a hidden pigeon loft."

Unfortunately she has no pigeons left cos her cats got them

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Jodie is actually a woman pretending to be a man dressing as a woman. And she works for Interpol tracking down international toilet roll smugglers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh this thread is making me giggle keep it up

D x "

Foxy Blond Vixen likes to punch blind kittens.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Popeye used to be the green cross code man and is available for weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Queen of Tease collects carrier bags.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suited and Booted was actually a mannequin and is now back in the shop window. Thats why he can't post at the moment. "

He got convicted for poking a shopper's eye out with his cock

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

When ruby0000 is sleeping and having a wet dream. She constantly moans my name or atleast that's what she's told me

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ryan is actually a vegetarian and loves peas. Some days he eats nothing but peas and sprouts.

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Missmo is actually oh miss in reverse...she's a secret schoolteacher who wants us all on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeoldwitchdoc is a a real witch doctor but has spell dyslexia! Hence his 9" pencil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missmo is actually oh miss in reverse...she's a secret schoolteacher who wants us all on the naughty step

You're first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeoldwitchdoc is a a real witch doctor but has spell dyslexia! Hence his 9" pencil

I also gave myself a wish and ended up with a piano playing gnome

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Crazysexycool have a pet anglepoise lamp called Gerald.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enigmatic1 got superglue in her black gloves and now they are stuck to her bum

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

TheLibertine - he is Banksy, Batman and a dustman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The p's in pkennedyp's user name actually stand for panda poker and he is banned from entering China

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moody cow is really a panto horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rumours not truth please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina has a secret obsession for moo cow onsies and wears them with sparkly glitter covered slippers shaped like cows feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Voluptuous virago is really a supermodel , and won't get out of bed for less than £10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When VV gets angry she shoots a laser cannon out of her frou-frou

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Complex mister is really a umpa lumpa looking for his willy wonka

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Voluptuous virago is really a supermodel , and won't get out of bed for less than £10

Sometimes I won't get out of bed at all

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"When VV gets angry she shoots a laser cannon out of her frou-frou

You wouldn't believe how many pairs of knickers and jeans I've ruined...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Misscheekychops is really a Norse goddess that reduces mere mortal men to quivering wrecks with her thunder thighs

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Sydney University writes love songs to traffic lights.

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Enigmatic1 got superglue in her black gloves and now they are stuck to her bum "

Which is sooo embarrassing at work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently.............Sydney university is still in college, studying the mating habits of honeybees. His ambition is to save the world with the knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minxie minx is actually a top reporter for a top tabloid paper! So be careful of what you say to her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miss CheekyChops is not really Danish she is really from Denmark Hill near Peckham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A naughty twosome is actually a onesome who longs to be a moresome or even a foursome when playing in threesomes that like to add onesomes........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Libertine chose his name from his love of the band and at the time was unfortunately blisfully unaware of the historical implications of it. In view of his deeply conservative outlook on life his chosen name is actually a deep source of embarrassment"

I would change too but there is no way I'm supporting a website that promotes such a distasteful lifestyle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Complex misters favorite song is pretty fly for a white guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss CheekyChops is not really Danish she is really from Denmark Hill near Peckham

Complex mister is actually a woman posing as a single man to get more mail...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Miss CheekyChops is not really Danish she is really from Denmark Hill near Peckham

Alright Rodney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Johnsoda steals Tampax from Boots. He uses them for his severe nose bleeds but is too embarrassed to buy them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mysterious guy is actually a member of one direction. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would change too but there is no way I'm supporting a website that promotes such a distasteful lifestyle."

The libertine had to have a penis reduction...it was causing him severe backache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moody isn't a single woman.... She's secretly married, not once but twice

Sid and Gary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex on the beach have a garden full of borrowed lawn mowers they have become so attached to they can't bear to give them back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toshn is not really a brave moth/dragon slayer really he is secretly scared of the dark and has a fluffy blankie he takes everywhere with him to cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana cake has big, big tits, but really, really wants them left alone

Her

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Whole Lotta Love is actually John Denver's biggest fan!

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Banana Cake once held a cake eating contest in the backwoods of Essex. She almost won but was pipped to the post by the undercover secret banana eater from Hull (toshn). They are now both recovering in a secret location known only to themselves but we wish them a speedy recovery!

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Banana_cake likes to suck and insert a banana into various holes. Whilst eating chocolate cake.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Lipgloss has patented headlights that clip onto her ladyparts, for flashing whilst out dogging at the theatre. She was escorted out of Glyndebourne's Così fan tutte, as she was rhythmically challenged, during her test run. All of the security guards have since sent her fab messages, but they have all been blocked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frisky mare is afraid of real horses but longs to ride so her friends rallied round and got her a rocking horse with a big dildo on the saddle so she never falls off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moody isn't a single woman.... She's secretly married, not once but twice

Sid and Gary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moody isn't a single woman.... She's secretly married, not once but twice

Sid and Gary

She keeps them in the cupboard under the stairs and feeds them custard and lettuce leaves

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

violet is blue and kelly have interchangeable heads..... lady garden is actually a windowbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Legs is the welsh language speaking worlds foremost expert on Greek yoghurt enemas

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