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"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne
But would you drink it?
I'm not that fond of champagne or wine so offered an alternative,no I wouldn't "
I'll have your glass then but it would be wasted on me since I suspect I wouldn't be able to tell between that absinthe twelve ninety nine stuff from Aldi  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Once upon a time and until fairly recently, I would have said sex but I'm starting to reconsider that policy.
I pay for sex all the time... hotel rooms, travel, condoms etc.
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Agreed. I mean directly rather than indirectly. |
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over a year ago
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"A dominos pizza...not when Dr Oetker are on special offer in Morrisons!"
Maybe it's me but the brand Dr Oetker sounds like a foreign panty liner not pizza...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne
But would you drink it?
I'm not that fond of champagne or wine so offered an alternative,no I wouldn't
I'll have your glass then but it would be wasted on me since I suspect I wouldn't be able to tell between that absinthe twelve ninety nine stuff from Aldi "
That stuff strips your lungs I've been told |
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"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne
But would you drink it?
I'm not that fond of champagne or wine so offered an alternative,no I wouldn't
I'll have your glass then but it would be wasted on me since I suspect I wouldn't be able to tell between that absinthe twelve ninety nine stuff from Aldi
That stuff strips your lungs I've been told "
my dad says it makes you blind. I didn't mean to put absinthe my phone made me do it, I thought I typed "and the". |
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"A dominos pizza...not when Dr Oetker are on special offer in Morrisons!
Maybe it's me but the brand Dr Oetker sounds like a foreign panty liner not pizza... "
Isn't that an Italian pizza made in the England by a German company
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A dominos pizza...not when Dr Oetker are on special offer in Morrisons!
Maybe it's me but the brand Dr Oetker sounds like a foreign panty liner not pizza...
Isn't that an Italian pizza made in the England by a German company
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I don't care [noms on a pizza flavoured panty liner] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex mother-in-law's shit, again...
You paid! For shit? "
Disclaimer...
At no point did monies change hands..;-)
Sadly though, my marriage to her daughter paid heavily for her sh*t...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"False eye lashes or fake tan lol
Her
The eyelashes I bought for the Xtasia social were well worth it  "
I Know woman do like them, even if I did being from Essex, can you imagine it |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"False eye lashes or fake tan lol
Her
The eyelashes I bought for the Xtasia social were well worth it I Know woman do like them, even if I did being from Essex, can you imagine it "
Ah sod stereotypes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"False eye lashes or fake tan lol
Her
The eyelashes I bought for the Xtasia social were well worth it I Know woman do like them, even if I did being from Essex, can you imagine it
Yes but I would be also expected the capri too
Ah sod stereotypes "
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