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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
No need for the Zombie flash mob, I'm back. I've just been busy boarding up all the windows and barricading the doors. It didn't take as long as I thought. This nice lady with a meat cleaver was here to help me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No need for the Zombie flash mob, I'm back. I've just been busy boarding up all the windows and barricading the doors. It didn't take as long as I thought. This nice lady with a meat cleaver was here to help me. "
Here's Johnny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.
I don't want to watch that.
You'd let her be bumped off rather than do a 15 minute shift? Cruel woman. "
Thought you meant we had to watch her be murrrderrred.
Just over an hour to go then she's safe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know.
There is a virtual supportive web all around you. Think of us a good bra.
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I am the underwire that pings out when you least expect it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know.
There is a virtual supportive web all around you. Think of us a good bra.
I am the underwire that pings out when you least expect it."
Or snaps in half and stabs you in the tit |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know.
There is a virtual supportive web all around you. Think of us a good bra.
I am the underwire that pings out when you least expect it.
Or snaps in half and stabs you in the tit "
I saw us more as as good guide to wearing a bra:
Straps should run straight up and down and should not ride up in the back at all.
Breasts should be completely enclosed in the cups with no spillage out of the sides or front.
Underwires should lay flat against the top of the rib cage and should not poke, prod or push against the skin in any way.
And made from good materials, structured well.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Only 55 minutes to go! I'm sat here at work, all barricaded in with some garibaldi biscuits
Getting nervous about killer bras. "
If the OP goes UNLOS then you know a rogue sniper has taken unilateral action.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Problem is, if I get bumped off, there will be too many suspects "
Do we have to solve the murder too? My concern is to keep you safe. You have committed to performing on 28th June and you're topping the bill.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.
I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz "
Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Motorboating these requires great care.
Can't stand Dr Pepper, Dr Who is fine, though.
Ooh, top of the bill. I like that. When I did the best 'mans' speech at my mate's wedding I got top of the bill then, too.
Mind you I wasn't looking out for assassins that day. His bride did come close, though, following an unfortunate incident involving some socks. |
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"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.
I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz
Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.
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Your time's up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.
I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz
Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.
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Don't you have any toothpaste? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel the need to stay up now to make sure nothing bad happens...but I'm so tired...sod it...Tina, you are on your own, I need my beauty sleep!! "
Men pfft can't rely on em
I will stand guard Tina, nothing will penetrate my defenses.......I will call on Toshn the fearless dragon/moth slayer you will be safe from harm (and minxy) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.
I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz
Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Don't you have any toothpaste? "
Toothpaste, yes. Conserving water though. |
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It would be kinda funny if you went offline for 12 hours or so and the police started getting phone calls from people from Fab, saying something bad may have happened to some guy/girl off the internet!! 'Err and what does this guy/girl look like'....'well officer, it depends what day of the week it is'... |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'm back! I thought I heard a noise, so hid under the table, just in case. Then I started to get cramp. If only I'd crouched down with my mouth open. I'm used to that position.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm back! I thought I heard a noise, so hid under the table, just in case. Then I started to get cramp. If only I'd crouched down with my mouth open. I'm used to that position.... "
One knee on their foot. I remembered.
Might've been Lickety looking for her toothpaste but finding popping candy.
2 minutes... |
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