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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.  "
As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.
As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse "
Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.
However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!' |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.
As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse
Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.
However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!' "
I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why self fist when it's so much better someone else doing it for you ...
Not that either of us will ever take a fisting ..
I Mrs have a male friend who likes my arm up to past my wrist in his ass ... bit like being a vet at times I keep epecting to deliver a calf ... LOL
Got to say though in 4 yrs of meeting him he douches before hand (so to speak) so well there have never been any accidents after.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.
As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse
Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.
However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!'
I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum "
Blimey when it breaks down do you call the RAC or a Vet 
Gimp |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.
As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse
Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.
However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!'
I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum
Blimey when it breaks down do you call the RAC or a Vet
Gimp"
Mr Gimp, I refer you to my response above |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it possible for me to fist myslf and whats best way to attempt it"
Go to the fridge! Take out a stick of butter. Make sure to smother your bum wiping hand in plenty of butter. Proceed to clench then relax. Clench your fist as though you were trying to crush an apple. Now insert with maximum velocity until you feel your tonsils. Now unclench your fist and move your fingers. You will find you can now make your eyes blink and mouth move. Congratulations your now a human puppet. Enjoy. |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
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"is it possible for me to fist myslf and whats best way to attempt it
Go to the fridge! Take out a stick of butter. Make sure to smother your bum wiping hand in plenty of butter. Proceed to clench then relax. Clench your fist as though you were trying to crush an apple. Now insert with maximum velocity until you feel your tonsils. Now unclench your fist and move your fingers. You will find you can now make your eyes blink and mouth move. Congratulations your now a human puppet. Enjoy."
For gods sake PMSL! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.
As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse
Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.
However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!'
I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum
Blimey when it breaks down do you call the RAC or a Vet
Gimp
Mr Gimp, I refer you to my response above "
You should have gone with a Chevrolet, Theres one called a Ramjet.
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Right, that's it! I'm never speaking to you rabble again, you all think you're Prefect, but I can't afFORD the therapy this hassle brings my...Jesus Chrysler, the bullying on this thread is unbelievable, I'm running for the Hillmans and once I find a pub, I'll be downing a Pinto and then off for a Morris dance and if I can find a Minor* to shag then all the better
PS Admin, that was a deliberate misspelling, I do actually mean one who mines an ore (and that's a deliberate spelling of a naturally occurring solid material from which a metal or valuable mineral can be extracted) |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I'm damn tempted to buy a matchbox Fiat and present it to you at the June Social at Jaydees. However, I may end up getting run over. "
Thank god I've just bought a new car, it may be able to mount those boobies, but I'm not sure  |
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